/brit/

am im facken woolies an am loik: where's waleed??

imagine calling your general /cun/

Is there a paedo general aha

Janitor really has it in for me tonight.

Might get a job in mcdonalds and live in a rented spare room somewhere and spend all night playing video games and watching anime for the rest of my life

he's the muslim guy on the tv that tells us what to think

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hate canadians me

>/brit/ is 50% Aussie at these hours
Why are Australians so much closer with the mother country than Canadians?

hate moslems me
'e can keep his shilling to 'imself thanks

Criminal whore, owned by oligarchs

Cause Canadians are yanks

Rule 1: no poofters

>yanks

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>take the union flag off
>put a leaf on

wtf

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canadians are literally yanks who wanted to be special so kept this loyalty to the crown gimmick

Canadians unfortunately share a border with the great whore of babylon and therefore live under it's dark shroud of influence

Reckon you’d survive if that pedo elite jewish mummy got the drop on you? guy looks like the high priest of the apocalypse

cause we mostly play the same sports whereas canadians don't have any grass so they had to invent furpuck

Do Canadians have ‘pubs’ or do they have bars

canada is an american country that has very little to do with the uk-proper

>most of their territory is former new france
>got populated with anglos only as a result of yanks fleeing the revolutionary war

bars
gay bars
every single one is full of pooftas

going to treat myself to a wank

Good lad

I would crush you small lads in any fight

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there was a time when moody foreigners working in British pubs were top Aussie blokes

lads I just want the Empire back
now you don't see them here anymore and they've been replaced with nigs

Both.

I did it

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>tfw don’t want to be associated with America but we have no choice

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Think you might be gay for me mate.
Calm down you seething shit smelling pajeet.

yeah they have pubs

*MOST foreigners

Being a moderate amount of a fat cunt is an advantage in every way except it looking like absolute shit

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hate canadians me
mental how I read none of their posts and they read all of mine

uk similarity rating

100% uk
98% ireland
89% nz
85% australia
77% belgium and the north of france
74% netherlands
70% denmark
69% south africa and zimbabwe
63% canada
61% the British West indies
57% india and pakistan and sri lanka
54% usa

was going to say something earlier but forgot

/gif/ board tranny
fuck outta here

love anime more than 3DPD

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Would just take one good kick.
How can fatty defend against a kick

>77% belgium and the north of france
lmao yeah those places are fucking grim

after some experimentation i believe i can say with relative certainty that woolies bakery is superior to coles bakery

aussies>kiwis>brits>irish>>>saffers>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>canada>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>yanks

Have fun matey

All good mate
Yeah good mate

I’ll keep that in mind

big call

charleroi looks like it could be in the norf
dunkirk looks like its a town in england

mad how my parents never really hugged or kissed me, and they never gave me any positive reinforcement or compliments
no wonder I'm so messed up lol

bereft over the lack of fanner around my willer

Literally anybody >>> the bastard child semen stain of a failed abortion that is “Australia”

Do pie shops in australia sell bread? Don't know why but I can't imagine there being bakers

Brought it on myself as I made it clear after 10 or something i didn't want physical affection and now it would be weird

ah yes the old its everyones fault but mine excuse. classic Zig Forums egotist.

*violin plays in the background*

Aussies are so sweet, Brits are so sour

actually bread shops here sell pies
not joking
pretty mental innit

very immature mate

the only bakery that exists in the uk is greggs

ponder on that momentarily

and youre very salty

Stop blaming your parents and get to work sorting your own life out

Trust me life gets so much better when you do this

I apologise to Australia for some of the Canadian hateful comments

The English aren't even English anymore.
If you want a a hint of what England was like before the Cultural Revolution you need to go to the Falklands and English communities in Southern Africa.
Or the older English expats in Australia.

Think I should write a book on this before they all pass away.

Yeah thats like half of families lad, if your life is messed up its your fault

coom and poo

Someone run a train on ya mum fella

mohammad atta's dad steps out from behind the shadows
"no son, I did 9/11"

>its everyones fault but mine
don't recall saying that

Ah but that I am

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