Name (1) bad thing about this place

name (1) bad thing about this place

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Soulless
Boring as fuck
Can’t take a shower after 10 pm

Land locked?

people

The y*guslavs infesting it

literally and unironically can't think of any
all wrong
what it loses with that it makes up for with an insane mountain scenery
not the locals
probably this

Not a member of EU

why not just live in the alpine area of northern italy?

Was the only place in Europe that survived my expectations and really looked like what i think a first world country should look like

BUT

like the rest of Europe looks like an asylum where 1/3 of people is old as fuck and the rest is middle-aged

that's what I'm doing, I live som 20m from the mountains and 50m from the sea, but for some reason I totally fell in love with switzerland and am happy everytime I have to go there

Expensive as fuck

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>20 m from the mountains and 50 m from the sea
what the fuck

that's so 3rd world of you to think Europe is the garden of eden. Only switzerland is.

They won't let me in

>like the rest of Europe looks like an asylum where 1/3 of people is old as fuck and the rest is middle-aged
Now you understand why life here is depressing as hell despite all the material conveniences

This

m = minutes
yeah it's one of the comfiest places ever

this
t.lived there

Most of coastal Spain is like that, it's really cool indeed

ex-gf is now dating a swiss guy.
that's a bad thing

Neutralized

yeah but muh alps tho

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How much nazi gold do you guys have

For me, it's the Pyrenees, the Alps are overcrowded (plus not the land of my ancestors)

I would fucking DIE of happiness if I could live on the Italian border of Switzerland and work in Switzerland while returning home to italy every night.

Their dialect is fucking ridiculous

>Alps are overcrowded
yes and no
someday I'll visit the Pyrenees
Como is really, really nice and is on the border
just move there
btw the cities in northern Lombardy and canton Ticino aren't that different

None. Dont ask again

>no people on the street
>literally no one
>make any sound or even just sigh
>suddenly 50 people around all staring at you

Also
>All the automatic doors are at least like 2-3 times more sensible than in the rest of the world

Jobs in Ticino are hard to get and not very interesting. I'm planning to move to Lausanne in a few years.

Please don’t. We have to prevent too many immigrants from going to Switzerland, otherwise it will become a shithole.

Literally soulless the country.

>people are robots.
>hate foreigners but love going on vacation to Portugal
>think highly of themselves.
>ridiculous laws.
>speak retarded German
>etc

the only good thing are the salaries and mountains. If you can work remote for a swiss company you've won life. Making big bucks without setting foot there. Don't know why would anyone want to live there.


t. lived there 5 years

French, German, Italian and Austrian people in Switzerland are not immigrants

Yes they are, monkey.

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No we're not, as Switzerland is populated by our people. You, however, would be an immigrant in Switzerland, forever doomed to be a stranger.

Only portuguese diaspora travel to portugal

too many yugos live there

>Lausanne
Are you some kind of middle aged boomer to want to move there?

27, just want money.