Hero of our times edish
/brit/
youtube.com
had to sit through these convos a lot
Feeling listless fellas.
Don't care not even a little
Remembering my first gf when I was 16 and I was so nervous that when making out she would have to place my hands on her chebs so I would touch them
Another time, same gf, I was too nervous to tell her the joke I said to my friend about how her dildo better not replace me (we didn't have sex yet). She said she would suck me off if I told her, but I was too scared to talk sexually with her so I didn't say anything. Would have been my first blow job too
that video was mental
all they could do was point and cry "RACIST!"
very bizarre mentality these mobs have
almost like a herd of animals
Vile creature.
cheers for the blog
birb
my edition was better
>corona is airborne
well fuck
reminder that people get paid for youtube views, so posting a link unsolicited with a no-context "clickbait" comment is advertising and should be treated as such
I remember when I was 16 and I was anxious as fuck, don't worry about it mate. 18 was when I really started shooting my shot
any alcohol withdrawal man in
Based Jews
having a long hard think
remember to subscribe to the rss feed
fuck off there then
Didn't even have the right date you utter embarrassment
>be murrican
>invite /brit/ over
>"Here's your tea, bro."
yfw
How much do you drink in a week
forgot how good this documentary was
youtube.com
based benoit
release his classic matches there's no reason to keep them locked up
3l of water per day
Got a cold brew from the 'bucks
Hermann Goering was a hero
you lot should get yourself diagnosed with an acronym to explain how your mental elves forced you to act like that back then
>not specifying hot tea
My fault lad
link it mate ta
Ah, Barry's finest.
Why isn't that breaded and in a fryer?
Alcohol is on par with cocaine and heroin
I have self-diagnosed Pure O to explain why I was such a perv in my youth
having a hard drink
noel gallagher is my idol
naughty little drug ennit mate
15 and onwards
6 months. she wanted to wait until we were both 16 and then she dumped me and shagged the first lad who'd let her.
learned my lesson after that but things didn't get any better
had a beer, might do some coke and heroin
It's better actually.
a perfect drink for a hot Louisiana day thanks lad.
fucking hell weedman has sold me some really stinky bud
already had two housemates complain that the whole of upstairs stinks of weed, don’t know what to do with it
ordered two teas on a train on the way to Denver and got asked if I wanted honey and lemon
ended up with "half & half" instead
is björk for incels?
For me, it's dancing bear and czechstreets
Did he really do a crippler crossface to his wife and kids?
we need to put more resources into mental health services
yeah drugs and that
Would you rather spend a year in Louisiana or Idaho?
don’t rate coke at all, hardly ever feel anything from it
Weedmong gets his just deserts
Hope you get reported and imprisoned
Norton going mental over this link
watching a film on a girl's laptop
>12 inch screen
>have to choose between the 5 films on the imdb top 100 that are on netflix
>itunes logo hops up every 5 seconds
you what lad
my mental elf keeps ringing Rishi Sunak and breathing heavily down the phone
whichever has the loosest gun laws
gf refused to even let me install adblock on her laptop
used to do my head in
Married but still think about the sex I had with my first proper gf (17-20 years old)
Poor Owen Jones
Get better flake and drink with it.
You risk a heart attack with every line.
what the fuck even happens in idaho? new orleans looks pretty cool
Sugar is worse than all three combined.
same except 15 years old (and it's the same girl)
just never get anything from coke, hardly even the slightest buzz not worth the price in the slightest
no appreciation of quality that lot
initially the girls in our social group called us nerds for having a gigabit network and fat NAS full of films in HD
they eventually learned the right way to consume media
Never loved anyone like I loved my first serious gf and still hope to get back with her eventually, had 2 gf's since and they don't come close
bit late but if the guy who posted this in the last thread is still around, where did you get it from?
Sugar is for children and fat fucks
just had to put rorke down lad, it's a sad day but his brain was rotten
She’s so beautiful.
quick strawpoll
did you grow up going to church? if so, which one?
I'd never go back to my ex girlfriend yeah
Would rather be seasideMARK dobbing my money into a FOBT then go back there
Corona is old news.
The world has basically started to move on from it.
What's happened now?
>what the fuck even happens in idaho?
Nice natural environment or sumin
why is it naked
Never been to a church service.
fuck lads wish he was still with us
he'd be raping Twitter and YouTube to shreds for the bullshit unpersoning of Molymeme
yes, the local one
*enters thread*
must be getting shit stuff then m8
hits me harder than md
nah my parents are mentally stable
fuck off mark
Would only get back with one ex, Also the only girl I fucked and didn't find to become a dull chore after a while.
not really, used to go at christmas and easter but that was about it
The stupid person's smart man. One step above the likes of Stephen Fry
whats that pc part website that is a giant table sorted into different colours from shit/no games to ultra max 4k overpowered
Na mate, get it online I know it’s decent stuff.
Think something about it just doesn’t tick with me, feels no different to speed
Is that Lee Brilleaux.
watch out lads
catholic, but we almost never went to church
went to religious class every wednesday until i was 15, but based on how much i hated it she didn't bother with my younger brothers
being first born is being the guinea pig
>ever been to church?
>nah my parents are mentally stable
first gf was crazy cunt, will be glad to never see her again and made me realise never date a woman that lives too close
fish take the tube too, who would've known
nah not a weirdo
each to their own i guess
wouldn’t have seen that without the circle, cheers lad
girl i slept with earlier this posted on her story 'why reverse racism doesn't exist: it's literally impossible to be racist to a white person'
hmm
Yes, Catholic. Went until I was 15-ish, when my sister decided to stop going and this gave me an out to not go either. Eventually, at first my dad went mental but my sister was a bipolar stoner so he eventually gave up
blog on
Wearing comfortable clothes since I'm at home and don't have to look professional.
*earlier this year
no problem :)
>my sister was a bipolar stoner so he eventually gave up
is she single?
first gf had a proper stinky vag, I didn’t know any better at the time and just thought they all smelled that strong
reverse fascism doesn't exist
it's impossible for non-whites to run a fascist state
anyone else ever stick licorice allsorts on cocktail sticks in an orange and go church to sing and light candles and that haha
My dad made me go to mass for a few years
Cant be arsed anymore
China is mad it has all these 10 million+ population cities I’ve never even heard of. Not ashamed to admit I’d never heard of Wuhan before this covid malarkey and it’s this fucking massive sprawling modern city. Like wtf it has soooo many people idk how people think they won’t be running the world in a few years does the US even have any truly big cities outside of NY and LA? We consider cities like Manchester ‘big’ over here. It blows my tiny little head off how many Chinese people there are about.
No, at least not at the moment
probably had a sti mate
Maybe God was right when we should save sex for marriage.
I love my wife more than anything. I wouldn't want to be with anyone else and I wouldn't want to have any gf back.
But I still miss sex with my first gf. When I think back to it, it still feels special.
Wearing a suit and tie since I'm at home and like to look professional
haha yes