My mom texted me this morning that apparently my entire family (Aunt, Brother...

My mom texted me this morning that apparently my entire family (Aunt, Brother, Cousin) wants to "return" to Europe because the US has become unsafe/unstable. I doubt they'll move because they have mortgages on their homes. Only my mom has had plans for some time now though, so she's already committed. Fortunately, we're only post-WWII German descendants so we're not too muttified yet. My family are the most normie people, not neckbeard LARPers on Zig Forums, so there surely is more amerimutts also wanting to leave the USA.

What do you Europeans think of us amerimutts coming "home"?

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Do it, bro. Go to based Germany. Bring your family, Germany is based and redpilled as fuck.

Nice blog post, faggot.

depends which places your heritage is from. As long as you keep at least 2 countries away from me it's OK.

There are a lot of Americans talking about how they want to move right now but it’s also because we are having media shoved down our threats. This always happens close to a Presidential election and the COVID black swan has just made everyone more stressed out.

I'd like to visit the old country but it seems incredibly cringe af going to Ireland being like "my grandma is Irish do you know the so and so clan? Let me buy you a beer"

Most americans ive met irl were cool and chill so wouldnt mind

your family is full of tards

stay the fuck away

Bad news bro. My mom loves Finland and how Finnish sounds.

It's going to be terrifying when the world's biggest nuclear arsenal is in the hands of literal chimpanzees. Whites should get rid of the nukes while they still have some power left

I am an American. I have no idea where I’m from. I just know I am 100% European so I will just choose wherever I feel like and go there to annoy everyone with my football, wings, and beer while I bitch about gun rights.

thats what i would do if i was an american. unfortunately most working class and poor wont be able to do it and they'll be punished

This happened with South Africa before the fall of apartheid.

second biggest nuclear arsenal I should say

I did this with my family. We didn’t really LARP by telling people stuff like that though. It was fun but also disappointing.

I always feel embarassed for my country when Americans come here because everything is so silly and small. I don't think Americans are aware of what our standards of life really are if you have a sub-median income. And even families that live around cities with both earning median wages without children still have maximum money for a semi-detatched with two shitty ecobox cars.

its much worse, they are going to be in the hands of corporations and international money power

I won’t lie. The thought of leaving has entered my mind but I just know it’s because things are particularly tense at this exact moment in time. I don’t think I would’ve said the same thing a year ago and I if I left I definitely wouldn’t go back to Europe.

That is unironically a good thing.

the american media is really the greatest problem

come home brown man

None of you are european to me.
You wouldn't be "returning", you'd be immigrants here, and will be treated accordingly.

They already are.

So you’d just throw citizenships at our feet?

NONONONONO THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING FINNBROS

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Based

better than having african immigrants

I don’t think the greatest but yeah, it is total garbage.

But the good news. Americans hate cold weather and probably don't know where Finland is on a map.

No, unless you were born in a Latin American country, which in the US's case is debatable.

wouldn't mind if they're not kneelers, i.e. leave their politics at home
maybe not unironically, but certainly safer than the US on average

No, the rich will own it

Nuclear weapons are easy to make. Even pakis have them lol

I think we all should have a button that when you press it, you would go back to where your ancestors came from.

Don't really get the point in making fun of people having diverse heritage. the only reason some people end up with 100% in one ethnicity is because the models are based on people having ancestors there up to a certain number of generations. If you use gedmatch, even someone that shows up 100% X on 23andme, will show 30% X, 22% Y, 15% A, 11% T, etc.
The only thing you can use these diverse results to make fun of somebody for is if you are racist against a certain group, like blacks or jews as this image shows.

I highly doubt you can speak German you mr. "I am not muttified I swear!".