/brit/

want to make friends with a guy called tonibler

literally got nothing to do with the assertion that you should all fuck off

wish america would just stop medellín in other countries’ domestic affairs haha

Thoughts on pubs and bars?

didn't ask

Arrogant Victorian bastards getting their comeuppance.

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t e l l i n g

l i e s !

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why do they even make those 30 key kids keyboards if they're supposedly more or less useless for actually learning keyboard?
i mean i know the answer: it's a lot cheaper to make 30 keys than 61, but there's no way they're just dumping a useless noise-box on families.

based was a big fan of the north wales authorities sending scousers packing at the start of lockdown

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SOUTH AFRICA BE KIDDING ME

U really think a kid's going to use the F keys, his numpad, print screen, back slash etc etc?

It's just outdated

> Britain is a small dense country

only intellectually

the rarely mentioned east/west divide of britain the saxon oppression of the native brit

was quite sceptical over the rona but that bald video made me a bit nervous again

remember going up the escalators in john lewis once and there was this group of female JL staff stood in front of me, arses right in my face
had a massive chubby when i got to the top

O FLOWER OF SCOTLAND

any black as coal congo ape with hair akin to burnt pubes and ugly exhaust pipes of nostrils man in

What do you have in your term deposit with your food bank?

True, a great concentration of intelligence has never been seen in human history other than on the sacred isles.

The next 3 posters wear face masks (GAY pussy sheep)

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>didn't read

Oh friend! You really missed out on a treat! I put a great deal of hard work to ensure that it would tickle as many /brit/posters as possible!
Here, allow me to type it out for you again, this time in greentext to make it easier to read.
I look forward to your reply.
>It's shite on /brit/.
>We're the lowest of the low!
>The scum of the fucking board!
>The most wretched, miserable, servile, pathetic trash, that was shat into existence!

>Some people hate the JFs, I don't...They're just wankers.
>We, on the other hand, are colonised by wankers!
>Can't even find a decent culture to be colonised by!
>We're ruled by ‘for free’ jannies!
>It's a shite state of affairs to be in lads,
>and all the (Yous) in the world won't make any fucking difference.

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>mumberg has a chesty cough

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im scared when my gf is doing reverse cowgirl she is going to bend her knees up to her chest and accidentally take a shit on my chest

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BAAAAAA

SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX

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>English language option
>Flag symbol is the Union Jack or Stars and Stripes
When will the true flag of the Englishman be used?

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got a chubby in asda as a young man once and this foxy milf lady definitely noticed

fear can be erotic, embrace it

should be more scared of her losing balance and bending your dick so bad you get a penile fracture

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Wouls love a paki girl to abuse my bollocks

radiohead hasn't had a good album since in rainbows

St. Alban's saltaire?

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only happens to circumcised jewcunts who have no blood flow to their dick

The next 3 posters are with BLM

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So to Americans, then.

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>RoC and PRC flags
kek

yeah most of them

Imagine being in Serbia

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