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dis da bird from da office yea

youtube.com/watch?v=rWRbTnE1PEM
doing a watch

There are Easter eggs and glitched still being discovered from the 90s fool

When will people realize Uni is a scam?

The lecturers don't unlock a higher way of thinking or teach you new things you can't get elsewhere. That's on the rare ocassion they even turn up.

Liz Hurley just posted this on insta and it's fair to say I'm hard as a rock right now chaps

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On July 1, Bloomberg reported that Amazon stock set a record high at $2,878.70 per share. This news meant Jeff Bezos is now worth $171.6 billion, which according to Bloomberg means he has accrued $56.7 billion in 2020 alone.

Hope she gets cancelled for disgusting blackface

Ha ha .. Ending a video clip with the Curb Your Enthusiasm theme .. Lmao .. Truly makes it 1000x funnier ..

imagine licking that off her

thing is mate you need the piece of paper for a lot of jobs even if you learn fuck all at uni
not a chance you would get your foot in the door at mine without a degree

you okay lad?

But remember everyone it's not a class war you're fighting it's racist nazis

sold her a toast rack once when i was working in my mums shop lol

Since the start of the 2020, Jeff Bezos has has earned every 10 second what the average Brit earns in a year

gonna put that on your tombstone?

are you expecting me to be outraged about this

the missus tonight when I'm done with her

think most people are aware of this but choose to go anyway for carefree student lifestyle

>old.reddit.com/r/Coronavirus/comments/ho40c4/if_someone_asks_whats_the_evidence_for_mask/

just wear the fucking mask rorke

doubt i will amount to much more tbf

by jove he's right

90% of post uni hiring is just proving you can be bothered applying yourself to something, that's literally it

shagged her behind the costa in thatcham

KINO
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Impressive statistic but not worth being jealous over. If you had that kind of money coming in it really wouldn't mean anything relatively

Required to wear masks in shops in Scotland from tomorrow

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Good for him.

more amazed than outraged

not entirely convinced that Jeff Bezos personally monitors the [email protected] email address

really like living in biringham lads.

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A meeting of minds

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Computers and hackers/people who know how to exploit software were far less common back then than they are now. Having said that, I could have sworn I knew about the Mew glitch before 2003. That's probably just the earliest date we can find concrete evidence posted online about it.

might be moving there next year
been on a night out once in birmingham and it was alright tbf

Got two Jobcentre emails telling me to check my account and read messages.

Christ it's giving me a panic attack.

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Are barbers open now? Need to shave off the 'rona mane.

check your messages you cretinous melt

u reckon he's shagged kendall

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NO YOU DONT IT HAS BLAX AND MUZZIES THEREFORE ITS AN APOCALYPTIC SHITHOLE MOVE TO THE COUNTRYSIDE

yeah, they look busy though

the accent though

genuienly gave it a watch after the gf recommended it
was alright

God Kendall is so fucking fit

Mate, you literally have best excuse not to look for jobs of all time

she is the fittest one so yeah why not

he's probs shagged Leto up the bum and all

care to list some examples?

the only one that comes to mind is Mike Tyson's knockout.

Starting to think Uni is merely a process to keep unemployment rates down for the most part, or was expanded with that in mind.

Lets say dole is £60 a week, cbf finding the actual amount

60*52 = £3120

very close to original tuition fees

not only were the government paying people what they would've been paying them anyways unemployed, they're paying for the bettering of research institutions which will attract money elsewhere. And the Government don't pay a single penny to this, the student does.

Quite clever really.

she's alright
would look horrendous without her plastic surgery though

craving poopams

mad how much of my patter is just stolen from all sorts of places
if only my mates knew how much of a hack i am

he looks like a turtle without a shell

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Yeah I swear this is really common now. See it almost weekly and it never adds anything to it.

Is jeff bezos a kike or what?

Good, now follow up with this KINO

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mental that Cosmo was at the pinnacle of zelda exploits and speedrunning and just chucked it one day to become a mentally ill tranny

is that a waxwork

Yeah, he really gave up so much.

nah, just a very good businessman

she is fit don't get me wrong

but fit in a, the hottest girl in uni way, not in an outer-world way

so it's actually really awkward when you see her proportions and even her facial features on the catwalk really.

not her fault, she wanted to be one and had the backing of a rich and powerful family.

the gf

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it's the nose mainly
at least she didn't get bogged like kylie

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>My fiancé (25M) spent our entire savings (which we both were saving for our wedding and honeymoon) to buy a gaming pc. What's worse is that ever since he got the pc, he has totally ignored me (27F) he has absolutely forgotten that I even exist in his life.

uhm, BASED?!?!

na don't think so

yeah thank fuck she knew when to stop

most young people in birmingham have a more cool sounding brummie accent.
it's missing some up and coming qualities.

who is the worst British person currently alive today?

nah

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in retrospect perhaps he got out at the right time considering how many streamers / e-famous gamers are getting done for sexual assault these days

me

Unironically talking about the Kardashians is it

excuse me but slags and coomerism is quintessential british culture

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Moni

yea alright incel don't care about your opinion never reply to me again you cock

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He got humiliated live on camera during what was essentially a speedrunning event. He never recovered from that.