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god the one on the bottom looks fucking repulsive
do they really

Why steak? Soy is meat replacement.

I bet they wash it down with craft beer microbrews too

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me with the cookie crisps :)

Those all look blue.

Soy in denial. They want to appear manly by eating raw meat and having woodcutter beards, but remain spiritual soyboys.

A lot of soy cooking youtubers make a big deal about cooking steaks rare for the best "tenderness". Like imagine having a jaw so weak that it can't chew a normal steak, it's ridiculous

WTF. HOW CAN YOU EAT THAT FUCKING THING RAW

what the fuck is wrong with rare steaks

>he doesn’t eat his steak blue

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true
let me show you how manly I am by eating the cut females are more fond of

dunno don't care about this shit, women cook for me

Meat becomes more tender when cooked

The hipster/lumbersexual beard is a crossover with soy in many cases, but they're different archetypes and have different habits. The soy beard is someone attempting the woodcutter beard but lacking the testosterone to actually grow a real beard. Both are poor nonetheless.
2. Seared raw meat is the manliest dish, but there's no issue with rare meat either.

>Brooo, they like, don't even make 1,000 cans of this stuff. It has to be great! It's so unique.

>Women
Mama and Nonna?

it´s actually sad, they open their mouths for a picture because they aren´t used to smile and are afraid it will come out wrong

Went to France last year and they served me a steak that still had literal blood gushing out disgusting
honestly only tastes good if it's almost burnt inside

gf, gf mom, gf gran, friends, my mom rarely only when i go back home
nonna(s) died years ago

You are already an adult. Leave this place.

hehe Burger Andy

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soyboys hate raw meat. americans freak out when they see tartare

lmao raretards will never recover from this

Do americans actually not cook their food?

This is disrespectful to the animals that died

Raw beef patty with a raw egg on it. I'm pretty sure it started as a joke, some star chef accidentally dropped an egg on some meat and then figured he'd prank his idiot customers by acting as if it was some super high cuisine, just to see how many would fall for it. The joke then went entirely out of control.

I've seen two taiwanese girl eat a piece of raw pork meat after it was slapped on a grill for 5 seconds on each side.

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post physiques

is medium the best steak

Did you fuck them?

>barbecue
>BRISKET!
>ribs!
>rub!
>SMOKED!

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Medium (rare): based centrist
Rare/blue: antifa tranny freak
well-done: magapede incel tier