Tfw there are Russians browsing Zig Forums RIGHT NOW

>tfw there are Russians browsing Zig Forums RIGHT NOW
p-privet comrades...

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privet tovarisch

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Based. I love Russkie bros.
Any Russians lurking, I hope your day is going well and something nice happens to you

Hi, Yulia.

Zdarova, bratan. Long time no see

Take me to Miami now, or I'm gonna get angry.

but Miami is a shithole filled with c*bans

I thought we killed them all when the Cold War ended. WTF????

It is not your business, tovarisch, bring me there.

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But the Russian mafia has a huge presence there.

Okay, I hope you don't get shanked by a c*ban though. When should I pick you up?

call me with a girl name irl and u'll end up in hospital

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Okay, snow bunny.

Sorry Semen, I am sorry.

Shieeeeeet!

No wonder there's too many commieblocks now, stupid russkies turn everything into shit

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how do u pronounce it btw?

Now. Send me a helicopter to rescue

Don't tell me you'd prefer Sirgay.

Okay, I pilot it good, like Kobe Bryant's pilot. No worries.

chad name btw

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I assume you pronounce it like See-Men.

Does it have enough fuel to fly from Siberia to Miami?

Yes, meter reads 'E' for 'Extra Fuel' of course.

it's Semyon
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*drops you off in Vegas*
We gonna have a good time, Fren.

Good. When you see a flare over Tayga get down a pick me up

>and

Ah... bad news friend. Niggers burned my helicopter. I killed them, but I cannot pick you up.

Wtf i hate niggers now

Yes. My boat is not burnt though. Maybe I can pick you up on that? Will take a while though.

same to you m8