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what feel do you think women experience most of the time
>their fanny is a target and they fear being attacked and hit on by men
or
>their fanny is a valuable asset they can use to leverage men at every opportunity

fell in love with the woman on the hair dye box again lads

i'm actually quite indifferent to tranners ngl

gor that's a massive plate

the castigation seems well deserved

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>Crossberg
He's probably a Saffer let him shoot the endangered animals ffs it's in his culture.

Lads, i'm sad to report that Moni has been let go from her job, she needs us now more than ever. I will be setting up a gofundme shortly, please give generously to a beautiful woman in her time of need

not sure why faggots insist on being gay in public if they're just normal people like everyone else
rather certain I don't plaster images of crossdressers everywhere or walk down the street naked like faggots do

nice plate, nan

why are the elefants eyes blurred

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australian accents are the most similar english language accent to american accents if you're not counting canadians as a separate accent

Meow

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quail eggs? fancy.

where's the sweetie bacon sausages black pudding and tattie scone

Need elephants and tigers in the UK woods for equality

Yeah he totally killed that elephant with a double barrel shotgun and isn't just posing for a photo

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*reports you to GCHQ*

hunting animals is actually beneficial for conversation because it funds the parks that protect them
hunting permits are usually exorbitantly expensive and they pay for everything from wildlife ranger salaries to food expenses

it's a fetish that they make into their entire personality
if they didn't shout about it all the time then they'd have to be judged by their individual character instead

Toilmail inbox down to 1200. Getting there lads

they aren't. you think their eyes are on top of their head near the ears?

so the other elephants don't recognise them, they never forget innit

wonder if a woman has ever tried to shag an elephants trunk

Would love to see this lad kneecaps blown out

really

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Because Elephants never forget.

saw my GMs inbox
Literally 8,000 unread

Honestly, i still think about that woman fron Kuwait when I think about shagging.

Best shag of my life. She was amazing.

>hunting animals is actually beneficial for conversation because it funds the parks that protect them
is that true though? most places here (and up north) stopped allowing that because they actually just made a lot more money through non-hunting safaris and tours.

i'm sure an elephant has tried it

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>hunting animals is actually beneficial for conversation
you must be fun at parties

that's probably the gunshot wound

now I love british girls

>hunting animals is actually beneficial for conversation
stopped reading right here

you hear about elephants being hunted for their tusks but you never hear about elephant meat
wonder how it tastes

just emailed my car insurance to see if I can get a refund for when I was working from home

Fucking Victorians

Careful lads there could be one in here this very moment

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redpill me on Jozi

not just lazily like 'crime'

Keep in mind that AFRICA is fucking huge

lads i am fucking addicted to these

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he's right though

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Are there any female citizens of the Vatican?

pierre asking the hard questions

wonder if its breathing would be enough to kill once it was fully inserted

absolute peng biccie

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plus they only let you shoot the ones that are old/sick/infertile or all three to make sure nothing's wasted

hope they email you back laughing

pee-yaer ass-Keen ze 'ahrd kessjinns

Aren't they all not allowed out the house and that, how did you manage a shag?

just the prisoners

Mumberg BAWLING at the end of Avengers Endgame for the fifth time this year. State of her

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she'd pop like a fucking balloon

don't actually need it, they sent me an email first with a form to submit 'rona queries

How do you have a soymum?

Right lads, I'm off to do some work on my bicycle.

18 people from 8 different households meet indoors at the pub. is this acceptable or not?

it's more like
pee yeah arse kin tha 'ard quest shins

introduce her to the works of Zack Snyder

Give it a kiss for me yeah?

> it's flavor is by turns “unpleasant” and “peculiar” and its texture varies between “coarse” and “slightly gelatinous.” Apparently, elephant tastes like Spam

got some absolutely cracking chebs for a bloke in a dress ngl

absolute dogshit

or shrivel like a raisin

thought you were setting up a joke

zachary snyderno is a hack of godzilliarian proportions

i think they push stuff like this to all kids so the dragqueen type kids dont get bullied

unless you want to believe in a conspiracy

don't see a problem with this rorke, what about the LGBT kids during lockdown? you need to get out of your antiquated way of thinking ,we live in the 21st century now rorke

She’s seen his DC movies but only likes BvS and Justice League because she thinks Ben Affleck is hot

So much wasted potential

i have two 150mg lyrica and no idea what it is or does, what are they? any good?

Where does drag fit in with LGBT

For £100,000 would you rather spend a year in Mexico or Brazil?

She moved. She obviously wasn't religious

i dont know who that is lad

wait is a trunk a nose? always thought it was a separate organ for carrying water

watch all 22 odd capeshits on Disney+ with mum during lockdown
only thing I learned is she's a fan of Chris Hemsworth even saw her watching his Netlix film that came out not too long ago

The G

lgbtq+ is what they said
and u could argue drag is under t

only one way to find out cya in a bit mate