>be traveling through germany
>*blocks you're path*
>"guten tag!"
what's the correct move here
Be traveling through germany
Walk past her.
Idk, whatever the most autistic option possible is
Hai!
Tag? Heh, Guten NACHT bitch *do a 360 backflip spin kick to her face then parkour away*
Isch ficke disch du deutsche hure inshallah
Ich fucken du töten
M-mein fuhrer
ask for Caro
HALLO KARTOFFEL VOLKSWAGEN HAIL HITLER DIE FUHRER
WURST AUF DEM DONUT???? YAH????
do what my RVSSIAN ancestors did to millions of g*rman women back in the day - RAPE RAPE RAPE SEX SEX SEX SEX IMPREGNATION BREEDING SEX RAPE OOGA BOOGA
>"a-aha y-you too"
>*looks at the ground and walks past her*
Guten Tag schöne Fräulein
No te entiendo una mierda
>guten tag
>continue walking
>hop on int an hour later and tell the bros what could have been
Say guten tag back
I give her a Sieg Heil and go my way like a normal person
This seems correct
>Hi, why are you standing like you're a guy peeing in this bush? Are you a trap maybe?
Isn’t Fräulein considered offensive now?
I'll use it anyway because I'm not German
I see, a real gentleman
>Pulls out camera
>Shows her 300 euros
>"Wären Sie bereit, in mein Zimmer zu kommen?"
Get away from me you nazi bitch.
Sorry, I don't speak nazi.
why are you talking to me
Give her the number of my black friend
>"Ein kind zum ficke, danke und bitte"
most accurate
*schönes
Not really, it doesnt get used anymore, but I think only twitter-sjws would be actually offended
Why does it have to be so difficult ?
So only those worth it will master it
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Entschuldigung ich bin unterwegs, bitte lassen Sie mich durchpassen, Sonst werde ich ihr Arsch beißen.