Be traveling through germany

>be traveling through germany
>*blocks you're path*
>"guten tag!"
what's the correct move here

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Walk past her.

Idk, whatever the most autistic option possible is

Hai!

Tag? Heh, Guten NACHT bitch *do a 360 backflip spin kick to her face then parkour away*

Isch ficke disch du deutsche hure inshallah

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Ich fucken du töten

M-mein fuhrer

ask for Caro

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HALLO KARTOFFEL VOLKSWAGEN HAIL HITLER DIE FUHRER
WURST AUF DEM DONUT???? YAH????

do what my RVSSIAN ancestors did to millions of g*rman women back in the day - RAPE RAPE RAPE SEX SEX SEX SEX IMPREGNATION BREEDING SEX RAPE OOGA BOOGA

>"a-aha y-you too"
>*looks at the ground and walks past her*

Guten Tag schöne Fräulein

No te entiendo una mierda

>guten tag
>continue walking
>hop on int an hour later and tell the bros what could have been

Say guten tag back

I give her a Sieg Heil and go my way like a normal person

This seems correct

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>Hi, why are you standing like you're a guy peeing in this bush? Are you a trap maybe?

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Isn’t Fräulein considered offensive now?

I'll use it anyway because I'm not German

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I see, a real gentleman

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>Pulls out camera
>Shows her 300 euros
>"Wären Sie bereit, in mein Zimmer zu kommen?"

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Get away from me you nazi bitch.

Sorry, I don't speak nazi.

why are you talking to me

Give her the number of my black friend

>"Ein kind zum ficke, danke und bitte"

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most accurate

*schönes

Not really, it doesnt get used anymore, but I think only twitter-sjws would be actually offended

Why does it have to be so difficult ?

So only those worth it will master it

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Entschuldigung ich bin unterwegs, bitte lassen Sie mich durchpassen, Sonst werde ich ihr Arsch beißen.