I am 25 and never drank alcohol and no I am not Muslim

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me too but i'm 23

how much did you drink

lol same

I am Muslim and have been an alcoholic, drug addict, pork eater, atheist and crypto-Serb since the age of 13

Based

Enjoy your prosthetic nose and fucked serotonin production.

Based

Got my first Schnapps at 14.
Not a big drinker though.

That's not uncommon, teetotalers are generally respected enough that people will ask if you want a drink, but if you refuse they won't press the issue. You guys are also minor celebs at bars.

Now this is Zig Forums

absolutely based

Basado

hello based department?

nice dude keep it up
its good thing

Cocaine goes well with hard liquor imo

Good for you, unironically.
Alcohol is overrated.

>Tasted awful
it's not meant to be tasteful, it's meant to be powerfull

idk maybe like 2 shots

Let me guess, you never had sex either

>it doesn't fuck with your motor skills
what?

No and I haven't gone outside for entertainment purposes in almost a decade

Holy based

2 shots aren't enough to get any kind of buzz if you have a BMI above 10.

It's fine as long as you don't go full retard which sadly is quite common, once I did so much that my nose was clogged for a week straight and had the roughest come down ever.
I learned my lesson however and now only do 2-3 lines during a night out and the funny thing is that it's cheaper than buying alcohol at clubs