> I was walking down the street
> saw an angel
> she said “Hi, how are you today?”
> I said “nothing special”
> “where are you from?”
> “I’m from Japan who is studying in America, but I’m just a traveler now”
> “cool, I’ll introduce German house to you, follow me!”
That’s why I love Europe.
German girls
Adrian Walker
Robert Martinez
Did you fuck her with your micropenis?
Jason Jones
Nah, that joke applies to gooks. We have a decent penis. Oww, bigger than you, Jose
David Cruz
>she said “Hi, how are you today?”
This is where the story falls apart because approaching strangers in public for small talk is considered to be extremely intrusive and impolite.
Jacob Smith
Do you know how I know you're all simps? You didn't notice the flag in the background
Evan Stewart
>German girls
Jeremiah Scott
Do you know how I know you are underage?
Benjamin Campbell
How is not noticing a flag related to simping?
Caleb Anderson
rules don't apply to attractive women. They talk to/tease who they want
Caleb Hughes
stop watching anime
Asher Kelly
I don't get it
Owen Morales
I knew because she doesn't look very German.
Jonathan Jones
why is she wearing a diaper?
Liam Myers
I want an esther gf so bad
Luke Ortiz
the scat fetished swapped over from us
Luis Ortiz
>”where are you from?”
Nobody asks this in America they just assume you’re American
Jack Murphy
>he thinks he has a chance
Dumb gook
Robert Perry
Check your white privilege rapist. Ethnic minorities get that shit all the time. 'So where are you from, no where are you really from?'
Gabriel Robinson
She is the most beautiful creature in Germ...no in the world
Henry Brown
Bentley Davis
No. Chang
Leo Turner
ugly mouth and forehead, overall bland
Ethan Hernandez
> rape teen girls
> send a million of sandniggers to Germany
> NOPE! GERMENY LOVES US
Better than you, Mohammad
Evan Barnes
peak nip fantasy right here. they have a hard-on for america and germany and blonde girls
Nathaniel Turner
Ugh sure, decent... Is it at least 15cm?
Jaxson Richardson
15cm is common in Japan
Joseph Bennett
>15cm is common
You're not supposed to measure it from your arsehole, speaking seriously though.
Carter Ramirez
you are SEETHING. Come to Tokyo and go to Onsen. You will be surprised
Isaac Carter
Dude that sounds pretty gay, I am indeed surprised not gonna lie.
Luis Taylor
> something good happens to you in America
> boy, do I love Europe
Xavier Powell
>Ethnic minorities get that shit all the time
everyone just assumes they are turk