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Mormonism isn't viewed as a credible religious movement by the liberal media, while Islam is. Consequently the public has similar views.

just think about the following:
- it's ok to make fun of mormons, not ok for Islam
- all Mormons are polygamists or racist white men. How dare you suggest Muslims are violent.
- we spend multiple years in school learning about injustices committed against native Americans. the removal of Mormons from Missouri and navou had similar population levels, occured at the same time, and they were actual US citizens with a physical settlement. If it is discussed at all it's suggested they "deserved it"
- the main corporate organisation is presented as Mormonism itself and directly compared to Scientology etc (I think they get presented unfairly too). It is forgotten that it's really an ethnic/cultural minority group that has been in the US for 200 years.

Do you think Mormons could start pulling the victim card and get sympathy from SJWs and the state will give them some land back?

Fuck Anime
Fuck Amer
Fuck Janny

watch it ya daft bastard

it's not though
these massive companies with low wage jobs have rigid systems in place and they don't want people who might even think outside the system

why do adverts suggest so many women piss themselves?

my mum said it's nonsense and there are plenty ways they can prevent that but the adverts are like 'it's perfectly natural' . my mum's like 60 had 3 kids and doesnt do much exercise and doesnt get this. but the girl in the advert is only in her 30s wtf

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I worked 15 years in retail for two separate supermarkets. Bring a cv in and unless you’re an obvious spastic/freak you will get a face to face interview.

What sort of weird adverts are you watching

do you need to give them a firm handshake as well?

you haven't seen incontinence pad adverts ? turn on the telly once. just been on channel 4 there

any got any experience with nextdoor (the app)?

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ads for incontinence pads
clearly

yikes dude that one's going on /r/badwomensanatomy

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used to watch this bloke play bf1943 for machinima and apparently he's gone off to be a mercenary in afghanistan now
meanwhile i'm still a gamer virgin
aha

You're obviously disconnected from how it's all done nowadays lad. CVs aren't accepted in-store anymore, you have to apply online through the system with the strict personality test that the other lad talks about

Based

seems like things turned out better for you then

pls do . need women to explain why they can't stop pissing themselves

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That lad from before on about scots
Harken this.
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thought that was AOC from the thumbnail fuarck i need a wankies now

unless it's a cornershop they'll tell you to apply online
i know because i tried because my dad thought that's how you get jobs despite having his last interview nearly 30 years ago

Tesco application got rejected because I only had one master's Degree from Cambridge in astrophysics

>fake tits
nah

when was the last time you applied for a job

hate it when they recast with an uglier woman
for reference i'm referring to ross's ex-wife and gob's wife marta

cor

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beggars cant be choosers

at my interview i told them i had a degree in being a yummy mummy from the University of Life and got the job there and then

15 years ago

literally me haha

they sell lady nappies because lots of women need them....

2763 participants completed questionnaires on prevalence and type of incontinence.... We measured factors potentially associated with incontinence including demographics, reproductive and medical histories, height, weight, and waist-to-hip circumference ratio. We used multivariate logistic models to determine independent associations between those factors and weekly incontinence by type. Results: The mean (± standard deviation [SD]) age of the participants was 67 ± 7 years; 89% were white and 8% were black..... Fifty-six percent reported weekly incontinence.

pretty funny really

it's sexy

so she can look after you when your mum can't?

>go the paki dollar store to buy a video cable
>$4
>go to pay with card
>she informs me the eftpos minimum is $5
>give her a $5 note
>she informs me that she has no change
>ask her if I can just pay with card anyway since she has no other way
>says no
What is wrong with these people? No wonder they shit in the street.

'Berg here with some good news for you gentlemen: a new vacant job position has opened up as a Junior Poo Slave. You need 5-10 years of experience handling poo, salary is £18,000p/a and you get your own complimentary poo basket to take the best poos home with you each day

doesn't surprise me

despite making up 13% of the bladders

Hahaha right mate right

Very unnecessary insult

sorry lad

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Any up and coming Punjabi Findom Girls?

HOWLING at this promo image for the commonwealth games in birmingham

looks like a proper shithole, further proof that pengdon should get these big events de facto

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are lass moni x

I think I've seen this with audio. The cameraman is cheering her on and pretends not to notice that she literally just pissed all over the floor.

Women can piss themselves pretty easily
not full on empty themselves but few drops here and there during a strong effort happens innit

I will do it for free

Jesus, they could have de-weeded it

lol is this real? Who the fuck chose that location

Commonwealth Games regeneration is what turned Manchester from a post-industrial shithole into Britain's second city

Declared war on Finland who pulled in Greece who are part of the Allies so now I'm at war with the Allies. Fuming about it lads

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>2 years to go
implying corona wont still be around by then

8% blsck due to low nummer of darkie here. Y

its a picture of birmingrim obviously it's going to look like a shithole

wamen that lift weights are nasty

I'm expecting that it will be updated periodically showing first smooth concrete, then construction work and finally the finished basketball stadium

vagoo is literally just a massive gaping hole in the body with weak muscles to keep it shut
like loose twine around a bread bag

weathers very misleading today

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kraut chune

that’s actually a nice part of birmingham

imagine the smell

Will you please have sex for your own sake if not for ours, save us from posts like these you maggot

I'll use that next time i'm on a date

90s

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