Brazil please help

We're not allowed to kill them because they're considered sacred.

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modernity rejected

well, stop believing in sky-magic then

monky embraced

Sorry friend, we don't consider animals sacred, unless it's a beautiful macaw, jaguars or doggerinos. You have to fix that yourself,I suggest cussing at the king.

how do you guys even deal with all the monkey shit everywhere?

>because they're considered sacred
have you considered that this is kind of retarded and you should stop?

>sex-crazed monkeys
so men lol

so, you have summoned the specialist?
just do this
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I just mean come and eat them like you usually do.

Cidade dos macacos...

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start importing our alligators and leave them in the streets to eat the monkeys
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SEX SEX SEX

Kek did it get electrocuted?

Why are people afraid to leave their houses? Do the macaques try to rape them?

Infect them with aids, considering you're the king of shemales.

many such cases
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>tf

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We're taking over

Make a soup.

Professora rozane do Indubrazil, essa é pra você

They will attack and try to steal anything on your person. They travel in hordes now patrolling the streets like gangs. And they are very aggressive.

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invite some Brazilos.

Uma Delicia

I'm surprised how incompetent you guys are, and consider that I'm a brazilian. Here in Brazil, probably a group of random people would get a bunch of sticks and start recording killing those monkeys. Lucky for us, practically everything is food.

O MACACO

installing an ALERTA DE MACACO on the streets of Thailand would help
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We can kill things if we put our mind to it, like eradicating mosquitoes that carry dengue fever or stopping the coronavirus completely. But we are Buddhist so animals are still considered sacred life and for people in these rural towns, the monkeys are like Hindu cows.

>sex-crazed
How so? Do they rape humans?

i mean, this is why we eat Alligators
Pantanal has over 10 million alligators, we eat them so they won't start flooding the cities
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Lmao wasn't expecting a fistfight

animal worshipers are fucking retarded, for fucks sake

Heueheueheeueheueheieh nice video user

What do they taste like?

i never ate them, they mostly eat it in mato grosso
but everybody says it's like chicken
i'm going there to visit my sister, and i'm for sure going to eat one or two
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Nobody here eats that shit,user is a retard.

here where?
churrasco with alligator is common in mato grosso and in other places
any place with alligators have people eating alligators
they eat it in the US, i think Australia too

Chicken.
Fale por si mesmo, macaco.

Tu comeu onde essa merda? O único lugar que eu vi jacaré a venda em restaurante foi na Bolívia.

and lobster tastes a lot like crab
Tu acha em Mato Grosso. Vou lá daqui há um tempo e vou comer.
Também, lá tem Jacaré demais. É bom para controlar a população.
Além de que comer predador é uma prova de macheza, kek

So now they niggas?

I've had Indian coworkers say that in India they steal from markets and are responsible for a lot of power outages when they get themselves electrocuted.

did you ever consider opening a soup restaurant?

????
Where are you from?

>But we are Buddhist so animals are still considered sacred life and for people in these rural towns
let me guess, people in rural areas don't have problems with monkeys, only in large cities

it's true though
forgot when people started saying monkeys (i think it was monkeys) could spead H1N1?
people started killing all monkeys they would see
churrasco de jacaré uma delícia
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São Paulo. I'm talking Brazil in general, not my state.

horrifying

nah it's fine bro
just swim with them a bit

alligator is too damn chewy, 2/10 wouldn't eat again

Rest of the world has urban pests like rats, pigeons, blacks, seaguls, spics, roaches, nafris, raccoons, and tourists, but you have monkeys?