WHY DOES EVERYONE KEEP INVADING US???!

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because you are butthole of the asia

That's like a highway asking a car why it's driving on it

A shocking fact that there are more imbeciles outside the circle than inside the circle.

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its the eastern gate for the centre of the world.
whoever controls it controls world trade.

This land is mine
God gave this land to me

but the Jews control it....

lel

exactly

Is this 400AD?

Because if it's not somebody from the outside doing it, you do it to each other

Kek
Dam :(
Sadly based
I'm not talking about now idiot

you tell me

I'm not talking about now but almost all the world try to invade this lands and control it from the beginning of time.

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initially was the one of the most fertile places so makes sense that early civilizations would try to secure food sources by invading you.

An unfortunate consequence of being the holy land

Do you miss your neo-hittite masters?

How can be our people be our masters idiot kek
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Maybe you're right

It was gateway to Egypt, pretty much the prime food sources until 16-17th century. Wheat was the reason why Selim also invaded Egypt afaik. Apparently there was a famine in İstanbul back in the day, wheat was carried by carts to İstanbul from Konya (Central Anatolia), but it was much faster and cheaper to carry them from Egypt by ships. So Selim used Caliphate title as an excuse to conquer Egypt.

Wheat was also the reason why Roman Empire also invaded Egypt as well, similar to a reason like Ottomans, this time Rome was having a shortage of food.

You mean by Egypt "the Levant that was ruled by Egyptians"
Or the actual Egypt?

I mean its the old gateaway to Egypt so everyone passed from Levant to either reach Anatolia or to reach Egypt. I don't think Levant itself is that important since old civs other than being a crossroad itself.

To steal our cute boys

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It's engrained in our brains somehow
Also it belongs to Norway

I think you're kinda wrong, you're looking to this area from a Turkish perspective,
We were literally conquered by:
Egyptians -greeks -romans mesopotamians- arabs-persians - Mongols- seljukes- crusaders- jews - ottomans- French and many more that i cannot remember. Almost all civs so yes maybe we are just a strategic region and that sucks desu
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i would say gay

No I mean, Levant is a gateaway to many places. You can easily go Iraq from there, you can go to Anatolia or Egypt or Arabian peninsula. All of those places are important one way or another, like Iraq/Arabia has petrol, Anatolia sits on a lot of petrol/gas pipelines, Egypt has Suez canal etc. So one way or another, you will pass through Levant if you are a dominant power.

True, we will never be powerful and dominant state bcz of this :'(

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Or we can build a new Empire together you know ;)

I would say based but...

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How is the civil war going?

kek

Top fucking kek

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