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Is it okay to have a 17 year old girlfriend at 21

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YES lads

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half your age plus 7 is the minimum age

only if you're the man

janny will NOT like this

THE MAN IS WALKING IN A STRAIGHT LINE

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Grow some fookin' veg

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yes, legal age is 16
also age difference of 4 is not big at all

Isn’t she a socialist?

the best way to make money in this country is to be a contractor
you won't necessarily hit 6 figures, but you'll be getting a really good amount

Should have dumped my bird when I was 10 then

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ah wait nevermind thought it said 256 haha

yes

Asking the real questions

If you stary your own business you're still forced to play by the rules jewberg has made

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Can anyone tell me why the yankism that the nhs is "socialised healthcare" has become accepted by some brits?

She's so dumb but so fucking hot I would berry my dic

Miles Smiles and Guffaws - Miles Jupp on Would I Lie to You?

Lads what are some nice places I can get the train to, like nice old towns or scenic bits of country?

within a year, with the help of the miracle solution Minoxidil, I will have a godlike beard all will envy

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I'd imagine the work is fulfilling as well.
Building a playground or getting someone's lights on

Kiiinda crazy how boris got the corona and then walked it off and everyone still thinks its a killer virus

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Nothing gets me happier than making a new thread
I literally live for that

the best way to make money is to wait for people to open their wallets and wind blowing out their cash and picking it up

randomly go completely deaf for 10 secs and can only hear ringing. I think it may in fact be over for me

Stevenage

There is a beautiful 5 month period where I am 4 years older than my GF, but that dreadful 7 month stretch where I am 5 years older than her always rears its ugly head. For shame on me

That’s true

DONT CARE

The B side to The Smiths first album is the best line of songs in their discography

what seaside town is the best seaside town in ALL of the UK

Gotta shave the 'ol dome piece down to the scalp again.

Anyone on Rogaine? thinking of starting it myself.

For what

Brighton obviously. Didnt realise there were any others.

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Mad how literally every seaside town in the UK is some disgustingly grim run down gammon shithole

That is a dense pack of radiowaves directly passing through your skull and (probably) gathering your thoughts for an archive of dastard intent. Remember to only think of non personal details when the ringing happens.

beard or scalp

Rhyl

nonce prevert

scalp rogaine hairloss

It's almost over for me

WHTBY

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Quit while you're ahead or you're gonna end up like Nassim bro.

Pretty sure the white farmers do occasionally make some noises about getting murdered

Didn't think you could apply it to facial hair, only the scalp?

Whitley Bay

I like how this post contains no vowels

couldnt end up as ugly as that cunt if i tried

that's not what I mean yank

Howling

Find a flaw

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nose

fucking liberal idiot

i can't believe these people are allowed to have their unthought, uneducated and offensive opinions published in a newspaper.

fuck sake.

apparently this happens on rogaine haha
think I’ll take my chances if it means having a good beard

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>britain's best PM was a jew

mind boggling

voldemort's been going to gym lately
is this natty or juice bros?

It's fake.

passed me MOOC de lads

Clement Attlee was a jew? Dont think so

I have no respect for people who take pills or have surgery for purely cosmetic gain. It will not fix the deep lying issues you clearly have, accept who you are and work to become the best you can be, but naturally.

Post links or give names then lad

oh

i literally got baited

lol.

happens to even the best of us

good post

unspeakably grim

girl is a goblin too

Over the moor
Take me to the moor

easy for you to say when you're not half bald at 23

how else will whites in africa deal the history of black domination and white humiliation on their continent?

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I look like a cunt though

yeah, look at this insecure girl, clearly it’s all in her head and she should try to think happy thoughts instead

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I am but I'm 32.

yes

Why do foreigners call this country either some variant of England or UK?

bit funny how there's a pill for making your cock stiff but no pill for making your hair grow

you have respect for a little amount of people if that's the case.

and the respect you have towards certain people will be disproprtionately arrogant.

Fuck me whats going on here?

Stay off the road, stay off the moors

Based
English as a racial category is a mythical neologism

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Angleterre

GF is pissing me off with how she's trying to do the sharpshooter 7 challenge in rdr2. I could pop it off in 5 minutes, but she won't let me. I think I have become the fabled male gamer that we both hate so much. Male gamers sheesh

anyone who calls an economic leftist a liberal has no idea what they’re talking about and shouldn’t ever be debated in good faith

there is, its called:

the red pill

look it up

Someone please explain to me why you'd want a 17 year old girlfriend at 21+

Unless she has an IQ of 150+ then I can't really understand

Any up and coming Russian Findom Girls?

did a wank to both men and women. am i bi or just a coping homo

I dont fucking know do I, fuck off

burn victim, her village in Afghanistan caught on fire

because guy is a loser who cant get a proper developed girl

the fuck is going on here

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because she's 17

women peak at 14 and its all downhill from there

belle delphine more like moche delphine

Nah, kidding, it's actually real.

less likely to be used goods

Nice one allah fuckin el mate

>NOOOOO WORDS DON'T CHANGE YOU HAVE TO TALK LIKE IT'S 1875!!!!!

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>you have respect for a little amount of people
You'd be spot on there

Women are fully developed by 16, dude

pretty mental that a paki scum that arrived 2 years ago has more rights than me.
I can trace my ancient lineage here for over 1500 years but I am having rights taken away.

Any down and going Mauritian findom girls?

Ain't nothin but a peanut

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“nonce hunters” are ALWAYS projecting
do you really believe chris hansen hasn’t nonced a kid before? seriously?

>BAME people who built Britain
???
Literally who FFS?

They were hoping no one payed attention, then take out their own fake carrier while dressed as us soldiers so they can blame a fake attack on themselves. But, they were spotted setting it up every step of the way.

hot water has been sabotaged...
my life is being sabotaged by these vile thugs in this disgusting place i am stuck in...
these disgusting thugs they can't beat me so what they do is they sabotage me and cheat me like this they arent strong ennough not human beings enough to beat me...
im saying urgently SOS please come to my rented flat now i dont want to wait til tormorrow and rescue me from these vile turds im trapped with... these vile turds have put me in a no hope situation in my life...
im Timothy james byrne and for some reason im being terrorised by these disgusting thugs here... basically I'm going to end their lives forr rhinking they can mess me around even once...please come here now and rescue me from this disgusting place im stuck in...i want somebody to sort this thing out... i am who i am who im saying i am and im not anybody else ok theres people hiding me away in this place and harassing my life... that thing up there in the ceiling is a particularly evil thing i want to sort this thing out and end its life for putting me in this situation where its messing me about... i want that thing up there to be killed ok...

haha yeah

I set one card face down and end my turn

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Just another country training to defend itself while hawkish americans await any opportunity to inflict death and destruction upon them

why do women find it so easy to a social and romantic life while guys are awkward hesitant and overthinking it

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To be fair Iran is surrounded by yank bases

the word hasn’t changed. neoliberalism is literally the majority ideology of the YS government. you’re just bad at political discussion

how kiked do you have to be to think having a 17 year old girlfriend as a 21 year old is bad

because women are the pickers

Link me up

i take your card and throw it to my dog, who then eats your card

a iran war would be bad bad news for europe if you look at where it is on the map

Sabre rattling / rehearsals for The Big One

theres a difference though, he is rich and famous so its okay

download bumble, it makes women message first. they are even more autistic than men.

source?

classical liberalism == neoliberalism =/= liberalism
seethe more

americanisation

Tudor trumpeters built Britain?
Genuinely insidious this historical revisionist bollocks designed to appease blacks simply because they have a confused identity and sulk about it.

because men mature later.

because men mature later.

i support war with iran as it would provide the much needed economic boost to recover from covid

HELLO POPPICKERS

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Why even feel the need to bring up some rando cunt's skin pigment?

bet you're a shia