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How the fuck does the outer parts of the fingers get cut?

My can opener is also bottle opener why should I use a knife or my teeth?

just use a knife

if you cant open it with your hand you shouldnt be drinking

prove it fat

no, our bottles have an "EZ-Open"(tm) patented system

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Why aren't those caps which looks like regular caps but you can easily twist them off more common? Aren't they objectively better?

use a key

Are they not able to use something else than their bare hand? Honestly anything would suffice, even the desk. You might damage the desk but at least the bottle opens and you don't have ridiculous cuts on your fingers.

Do Americans really do this?

We do have bottle openers. What are you, retarded?

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I've done this before while drinking heavily haha

They are more expensive and less effective. In a world where everyone is already like 1 meter away from a bottle opener at any one time there's little incentive to use them.

put his ass back in the dungeon he crawled out of

just slap it off the edge of the table

Wacking it on a table is the most satisfying

>Bottle openers? What's wrong with your eye socket?

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You can literally use anything around you as a bottle opener. Why the fuck would you use your hands?

rather i want to ask you, why you asking to America?
why not France?

Bottle openers are for faggots, you Just use a lighter

i never understood what that botles were
is that milk?

how are they bleeding from their knuckles?

kek

>soylent
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