/brit/

very wise of david bowie to die before the #metoo movement

not incestuous but if mumberg were to offer me a handjob I don’t think I would refuse

tried watching some anime
what utter shite

I'm not British, but what is outstanding to me about Britain compared to my cunt is that many people feel hyperconnected and open-minded like on Zig Forums. It's like, I don't even want to really lurk Zig Forums here, because I can have it IRL (with self censorship though)

Today is the best day ever!

what anime?

isnt it sore when girls lie on their front

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Well I was in secondary school with the fellas so it was usually whatever blockbuster action film was out at the time
I remember we saw a few of the early marvel movies, I distinctly remember bringing pizza, kfc and McDonald’s into battleship was was a bizarre film in hindsight

Good girl Leah x

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no matter how many no doz i take i don't get any less tired

sex sex sex etc

everyone already knows he nonced 14 year olds though

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oy thats pretty nice i'll check it out thanks x

evangelion
seems to have a majority consensus of being a “good” anime

Keep your eye out for this greasy pervert

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what is your cunt out of curiosity for comparison?

think you’d be surprised at the amount of people who would do the same

Will probably buy myself a flat in Blackpool when I've been working there for two years.

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where are you from like china?

What is sore? The boobies? The vagina bones?

it's dogshit
try cowboy bebop, much better

>hyperconnected and open-minded
explain

Poland

what's your go-to illness for pulling a sickie and you want at least 3 days off?

I don't think he could have survived the wave

just watched geordie shore ... they all met each other, started drinking, got a taxi to bijoux and then some food and went into the hot tub jacuzzi

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>spackman
destined for it

The Lincolnshire Poacher is a banger.

I beat the pussy up

crikey that's a lot of images

only animemes i could watch seriously are lain and nhk

the mummy’s teat

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...

Welcome to Anglo culture

>it's a mihai thread
oh hell yes

try this one tune next
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/UVB-76

milk truk arrive

mark truk arrive

Anyone who would be seen outdoors like this should be monitored

im sick of this relentless pursuit of successful men who may have shagged teenage girls slightly under the age of consent. it's something that has happened throughout history, because these girls are sexually developed and the male brain is hardwired to find them attractive. we're supposed to accept gays as normal but not fucking sexually developed females? madness

ye they can bruise the boobs

I know right, bloody hell wtf

Interesting, I would've thought in Poland and eastern Europe it's more easy to speak your mind and discuss things than here

>spackman
he never had a chance to be normal

LOVE bimbofication

turns out "Blackstar" was actually referencing a 13 year old somali boy's chocolate starfish

how did he get away with it?

>Spackman

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how the fuck do you get two years suspended and 10 months in jail for over one MILLION fucking kiddy porn videos

seen a fair few series of that thanks to the gf
tbf im just thankful when it’s not ru pauls drag race at this stage

want to go to the kitchen to get a drink but mum will be up any moment if i'm out of my room and she sees me she'll ask me to do something

watching a comforting video about how fucked antifa is once they get into jail

Yeah that's a good one as well, is on that album user mentioned, called The Buzzer on there though. It's really worth getting if you can.

>1 million
Dude... Wtf? He had like 8 terabyte HDs filled with pizza? Don't see how it's possible unless they consider all the JB mirror shot it pics that plague the internet.

MUMMY

seen blokes drink out of the cup you use to protect your bollocks after a game of cricket more than once

and yet daz and gaz are still worried about pediatricians and the guy down the street who looks a bit creepy

OH my god
youtube.com/watch?v=PkwcqFMopFM

seem to remember some watershed moment in like 2010 or so where everyone seemed to realise cinemas can't stop you bringing your own food in
was it on watchdog or something
could be making this up completely

oh right this is why people think I'm a nonce
I've got "the look"

very wise of savile to die before the allegations came out

already goin down x

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sauce?

brave to take the pro-paedophile stance

this but unironically

mad how Wikipedia has officially abandoned the neutral stance they used to mandate

I'm balding + black and don't receive the same hate

It's the bf percentage

Daz and Gaz are the cultural bridge between the United Kingdom and the Commonwealth of Australia

i do wonder, is there more context to this record? like, where the tunes are coming from?

can’t tell who’s more cringe: people who pretend antifa is a word to describe anyone who isn’t a nazi, or people who unironically consider them a terrorist organization

is it because they can't hang out with their fellow whites because all the whites in there are nazis and can't hang out with the blacks because they're not black

do you say An Tee fa or Ant'fa

you're a protected group

>underage slag goes out of her way begging you to shag her
>do so and don't bother asking for age (who cares lmao)
>OH MY GOD NONCEEEEEEEEEE how could you?!?

what do you mean. give examples

what stance do they take now?

quick rundown?
in what capacity lad?

it's an aussie thing, shoeys aren't a thing in britain

i remember based black man stormzy did a shoey on stage during his tour in australia

antifa has a secret plot to shag you

an tee fa
who the fuck says antfa

mad also how they still beg for donations even though they literally have more money than they know what to do with

Roger SPACKman kek

better hope no one connects to this torrent file, checks the Peers tab and sees which IP address has a little Brazilian flag next to it

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but the thing is it's so arbitrary. lots of countries have the age of consent at 14 and so in those places you've done nothing wrong but over here you're an evil paedophile? it makes no sense

unemployed hipsters with too much free time

anter
fuh

it was only the eve of her 18th birthday YOU SICK OFF

ant-eye-fa

now just think it used to be a lot better before we got yank'd

What do you mean though, what kind of conversations?

>torrent
ohnonononono

thought it was slsk

ah yes, this is what i like to call "the BBC paradox"

delusional rightoids think it's biased to the left and delusional leftoids think it's biased to the right

dont shag without id confirmation. goes for both slags and whores.

whos this

Lol

loool

hate darkies
hate jews
hate gays
hate trannies
hate capitalism
simple as

not a nonce
don’t buy into the mass hysteria that there’s a nonce on every corner just waiting to fuck a kid either

maybe i wrote it poorly

i mean some people say it fast like a word like it's an native american tribe and others annunciate the syllables like its a 3 letter acronym

this was about Bowie in the 70's, zero chance anyone bothered

it's whatever you want it to be

in my head 'meme' will ALWAYS rhyme with 'semi' and i refuse to buy into the narrative that it rhymes with 'seem'

>With protest movements growing around the globe, it is more important than ever that online platforms use their vast influence for the common good. The "neutrality" of algorithms has been debunked again and again, and yet they are still the driving force behind serving content to users. We can do better.

out of alcohol lads
don't know if i can deal with this right now

right....
youtube.com/watch?v=ZnNv23UDx-4
*kisses you on the cheek*

that aspie who does the burger reviews but put through the Face App genderswap filter

>I HAVE A VAGINA!!

yeah i see what you mean now
like ANTihFUH

mental

I'm a black jewish lesbian transgender and I find this post VERY offensive

piece of crap

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i always thought it was maim

Nice one.

Number stations are really murky. It's a rabbit hole with little reward really because there's a dead-end no matter how far you go down it but in short they're to communicate to spies in some way.
Actually what some people figure is that what is broadcast - because they do eventually broadcast actual numbers like someone will say '7, 3, 12, 9, 1, 20' or whatever several times over - is less important but the time of the broadcast and how many times the music before and after the actual numbers will loop is more important. But no-one really knows.

lol do you like her mate?

I can't put my finger on it, but it immediately felt different when I left the airport. It doesn't feel like home, but I feel freer here and everything and everyone feels like they're tripping on acid. Like you have meticulously painted little pictures in some parks or other nice little details like this and it adds soul and everyone respects the environment.

at least you're not a capitalist

>*kisses you on the cheek*

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rape of women and child abuse is a massive issue that usually results in the perp getting away with it

/Brit/ is the worst general, everyone comes here o it's fast as hell, there's no second language barrier to filter out people

best*

wikipedia is unironically one of the GREATEST ACHIEVEMENTS OF MANKIND

imagine trying to explain to someone from the middle ages that you have access to a summary of every single topic possible at the click of a button, mind boggling

qatar is the worst country

what part of the UK are you in?

They’re absolutely right though. That’s why the have to lock some of the bigger topics. Or else you’d have retards trying to include conspiracy theories or just hate speech desu

>5'8
IT'S OVER

for me it /qat/

>6’1
it’s not over

Morning 5’8 it’s over lad

choc-ice be kidding me!

you qatar be kidding me

Street a mile long, thought brits always bragged about how small and quickly their roads are crossed

ALL REFUGEES WELCOME

>pudding
IT'S PAVLOVA

i'm 6'4 and i approve this thread

Britain really is a bastion of noncery innit

morning morning 5'8 it's over lad lad

>thought brits always bragged about how small and quickly their roads are crossed
yeah everyone always does this mate, comes up an awful lot

very cool

nicely done

hot bath so the air feels cooler when I get out
or cold bath to cool down?

>burrowing rodent
ITS GOPHER

word on /g/ irc channel is that some senior moderator has had a major falling out with Hiro and all the wordfilters have been switched off.

testing:

sm￰h tb￰h fa￰m

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pavlova is a surname you COCK

>powerlevel
IT'S OVER 9000

right
youtube.com/watch?v=PkwcqFMopFM

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d i d
n o t
a s k

*surreptitiously googles gopher*

>PAVLOVA
it's papilloma

Like why even make a general for the language that dominates the board in the first place? it's just /blog/ general at this point.

better not be trolling me with invisible characters
sm￰h tb￰h fa￰m

Don't make me pull the archive up, you guys always saying "holy Christ you need a car just to cross the road wtf Omg a 4 lane highway what bollocks is this! Takes me two seconds to span the roadway to the Liffey"

your flag is an unwrapped chocolate bar

my favourite musical genre? why, chap hop of course

Qatar more like shut the fuck up you sad cunt

don't believe you and I shan't be making a fool oth myself

it’s not for the language it’s for the country and culture lol

candyass roodypoo

Firmly into my The Byrds phase

youtu.be/MOHYq2KNlHY

Explain to me how we're protected when our women are the lowest tier

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been done many times before i'm afraid
in fact, i'm pretty sure that's the reason the qatar mong is seething because he has got quite angry when people said it before

KEK
baka
desu
senpai

gentlemen...a toast!

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Brit eternally shutdown and pwnd. Done for.

don't particularly care for the opinions of arabs

name me a lefty who doesnt hate their dad

it's not a general for the language it's a general for the native people of Britain and refugees aren't welcome here apart from Aussie bros

holy FUCK japs blown the fuck out can't censor me for more ADVERTISING MONEY YOU FUCKING JAP BASTARD HAHAHAHAHHAH

reset my router cleared cache etc and made a new reddit account. been a few days and it hasn't been banned by the skulking bots yet. i think i successfully evaded

do you remember when you drunkenly posted your address a couple of weeks back

mongo cunt

>/g/
absolute ponce

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uganda me kidding me with that qatar-playing!

lad doesnt the racism bother you? How do you post here as a black person?

he's ethiopian not bl*ck

dont know what baka is filtered from

GOTTEM

Near London, Bromley. Well I know it might be different in other cities, but also I would think that things like complimenting somebody's outfit, just helping out people who look troubled etc. is a national thing and not just London thing.