/brit/

my dad was adopted so don't know his whole side of the family.

HELLO MY BROTHER

>Someone make a new so I can post about how i still poo once a day at least even though a dopefiend.

how do you manage it? I had to take opiates after surgery once and couldn't poo for the life of me. Couldn't have done a shit if you paid me a million quid

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the city of Sheffield is based and it is boomer-pilled

Dua Lipa = 2 lips = mouth lips + vaginal lips

hello João

angles lads angles
never forget
good angles can make a 4/10 slag into a 6-7/10

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never had sex, never will

when i was taking medicine for my kidney stones i wouldn't cum for the love of my life
fapping without cumming is the weirdest shit ever ill tell you what

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Mad to think that if you only started posting here a year or so ago you wouldnt even know about the actually funny aussie posters that used to post here.

Grim to think that.

bringing back the phrase "epic for the win"

ARREST ALL WOMEN

You lads pooing once a week scare me, I am a dopefiend and poo at least once a day!haha

Also I love khajits but also cool with nords and dark elf. Sometimes I like playing Breton and refused though, also bosmer are great. Hate high elves, love orc too me. High elves bretty great actually. Maybe the best is argonian though, they are great along with the rest.

looks better on right

Range Rover or Audi which car is the ultimate signal the driver is a massive twat? I'm going with Audi.

looks exactly the same

What do you think of this song?

youtu.be/W0C_HdIyOqc

i'm gonna say it

i don't find taylor swift that attractive either

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ftw tb h
atm btw
omg

Dunmer
Very virginous post

Tryna get me £50 voucher for bike repairs from the government but the bastard website is down

hmm right but the girl you've posted is nowhere near a 4. She's a 7 on a bad day even without the MySpace angles

best stats: bretons
best culture: dunmer
best history: imperials
best homeland: redguards

delete that mate

poundland Charlie XCX simple as

niggers

no i dont think i will

i started posting in this general specifically 3 years ago and i can’t say ive noticed a difference

She's nothing but a certain look of makeup. Withoutbshebusnkinda

who was in iTz

audi

really dont get how someone gets a million child porns on his computer
was he going to watch every single one?

Absolutely mental how when French/Italians/Germans listen to Opera they just head fat birds singing lyrics rather than an indecipherable singing sound

FONC

if you kill your enemies, they win

She's a 5 at best m8, bang average

for me its always been katy perry

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are you gonna answer the question ?

for me it's Alice pagani

want to go Moldova 2bh

just seems like a shithole

so going there would be edgy

ygm?

everyone who has ever died will come back to life someday

she has thin eyes

william deems it off-putting

bollocks so big they broke the broke the toilet

endless complaints about what seemed to me harmless things like apparently ordinary, nice people coming through the swing-door at Elliston’s restaurant. He’d start muttering, “Look at those fools, look at that idiot of a man”, and so on. If doors got stuck, or he was held up by some elderly person getting off a bus, or the wind blew his hair all over the place, he would snarl and grimace in the most irritating fashion.

Very drink lads

What’s stoping you

like my sex drive?

Edge on 500 a day. After awhile you've racked up a massive amount of great cums. Although imo cumming to that is pretty bad and gross. Don't condone it but I'm sure he got some good faps in.

HATE australia
HATE australians

yes lad mental
>walks away

god i hope you get kidnapped there and end up in one of those torture rooms from hostel

recon it sounds something like
MAAAAARYYYYYYYYYYYY WENT OUT TO THE LAAAAAAAAAKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
MAAAAAAAARYYYYYYYYYYYYY LOOOOOOOOKEEEEEEEEEEED AT THE WAAAAATEEEEEEEEEEEEEER
BUT SHE WOULDNT LOOK AT MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
MARYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY LOOOOOOOOOOOKEEEEEED AT THE FLOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
BUUUUUUUUUUUUUT SHE DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIDNT LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOK AT MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

hoarding mentality since some of these pics will never appear again, recall seeing a collection of lesbian nonce pics being spammed on Zig Forums ages ago, never saw them again (not that I wanted to do GCHQ)

Criminal record

mental that she was too dirty for Russell Brand

How do you like your steak

nice face
nice tits
that's it though
enough to satisfy a man for a night, but not a lifetime.

Cot pozzed by a black man but bot sure

corona

aha

grow up

meant to reply to you last thread
id guess it’s because there’s not just one cp site that you can access whenever you want, so you would want to save a bunch at once locally for easy access
or they’re just the pedo version of those coomers who have terabyte-large porn folders

grilled

found the oneitis' LinkedIn profile, lads.

Optimum nutrition weight gainer + oats + milk and 200 squats before bed

did a giggle at this

I love Aussies

I find that their cocks fit more snugly in my rectum than any other nationality

despite this places reputation ive yet to actually see nonce stuff posted on here outside of the 2d kind and im very thankful for that

yeah lads

the toilfu and that

aha

maybe two nights

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meh face

go on

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Lowercase m mate.

like it very much, cheers

In a 20 gallon pot with a loose zip tie holding the half an ounce branch up to the 400w hps

6/10 without makeup, as Brand's photo showed. All she really has in her favour are those large breasts desu

medium rare with a glass of red wine

>Biden at 23 vs Biden at 30
How depressing

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for a long time I'd take it medium-rare but these days I prefer medium

feel the taste is much better with medium.

Medium rare, the only correct answer

and me

when i get a good job again im prob going to add toilfu on it lol

me on the left

some r9k girls will post tits sometimes

steak? oh you mean rotting, scorched animal carcass!?! uhh yeah i don't lol

can’t remember who this woman is but she is very hot and I would like her to breastfeed me and call me “sweetie”

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that's stuff technically still illegal

hate hate HATE it

This was back in 08, though during the WC in Brazil there was LOADS of nonce webms being posted, genuinely worried every time I opened a webm in a match thread

he was born in the 1940s, people aged quicker back then

sent her a request to connect. actually, no, I didn't. just looked at her picture and then continued posting on /brit/.

vegetarian

knew you were gonna say that

iirc from my dad's trial, when they say they found 'thousands of images/videos on the computer' it doesn't actually mean that the user had thousands saved, but rather that that's how many were identified following the forensic examination of the hard drive. Think they probably go through cycles of deleting everything and then seeking it out again, which is why the number gets pretty high

Just finished playing TLoU2.
Not as enjoyable as the first and really drags on a bit. I wish they'd just stuck with Ellie's narrative though.

could never use a woman like that
very low self esteem and confidence me

get stuffed you drongo

how do u uncircumcised kids even get cheese dick? dont you just pull back your foreskin and wash it when you take a shower?

Despise f*moids

rare

blue, anything else you might as well serve me a plate of charcoal.
i don't pay for food to have it burnt.

is that carol vorderman. she was fappnig stick material 20 years ago

yeah but i like to let it collect

when you're a kid you don't, because children are filthy animals

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I like Australians because they can have a laugh to be honest. I thing regarding their cocks you bent little British freaks

youtube.com/watch?v=qlOTNtUvhe8

heard it got panned because the narrative was manipulative

>5'8
IT'S OVER

yeah it is thx for saucing

at least i can just avoid it though, if i see a small goblin looking thing in the thumbnail with huge eyes its probably a nonce thing

She's not my type at all. I much prefer brunettes and girls that aren't as thin and tall.

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Mikey can you stop going on about Aussie cocks please, it's really bent

very very bad phimosis me
never seen my cock head

too skinny for me but pretty face

why?

makes me wonder if thats the real reason rappers get away with that shit

Where are my Australians bro’s at for
fuck sake

Both signal that you're a massive twat. See also: BMWs. I feel like BMWs and Audis appeal more to pakis whereas Range Rovers appeal more to Deanos.

wear platforms

have no idea how 'humans' like Carol Vorderman and Rachel Riley can calculate numbers so quickly

I theorise they are not human beings but rather they are calculators with breasts

don’t know what kind of tricks you were trying to pull here but they won’t work on me

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Jew

blonde is a very trashy hair colour

>short, dark hair, dark eyes, swarthy
that's the phenotype of most women on the planet mate, your taste is quite literally the status quo
not that i disagree with it, i prefer women that way too, but it's not really unique.

It takes some time to sink in. Took me ~2 weeks after finishing it to stop thinking about it every day.

There really is a lot going on in the story, a lot of analogies and themes running through both Ellie and Abby's storylines that also tie in with Ellie/Joel's dynamic as well. It's like an onion. Onion's have layers.

You're right about the pacing though. That's probably the one criticism that even people who enjoy the game will concede. It does at times feel over-long.

is she
is she w
IS SHE WEARING TIGHTS

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wow epic misogyny there

so quirky Xd

Didn’t moisturise

Look

deary deary me

reddit.com/r/PublicFreakout/comments/hziq3j/family_arrives_back_in_the_uk_from_holiday_and/

rude

Is she cute?

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something about the girl on the rights nose... peng

>reddit.com/

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marvel at the power of my iPhone 4

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i actually think breaking bad was alright

epic move shagging your niece you fucking wrongun

what should I moisturise with to avoid that atrocity on the right?
I bought cocoa butter because the blacks adore it.
Got some aloe vera too.

I don't go out in the sun or drink alcohol.
I want to stay YOUNG.

...

would absolutely love to fight 190
i know it's stupid but he gets my dander right up

how is it running nowadays?

dude is that Charlie sexcsex????!?!??!

ur loss. the picture it changes into is even cuter

literally the most popular opinion a person could hold

right but it obviously did work, on your browsers, and then you've just booted up the thread on your phones to try to get one over on me

if it hadn't worked you'd have no reason to post these sort of replies because you'd be thinking it looked like a normal image first time

not spectacularly
I'm on iOS 8

Any moisturiser will do

i wish the jews would stop ruining media by including black people and women in everything

i can just imagine him making an embarrassment out of you and you never showing your face around here again

If you go more than about 2 days without washing it, it builds up naturally. I also think you get more of it if you wank and then don't wash your dick. Not sure why. I guess more stuff like pre and post cum collecting under your foreskin contributes to it.

I'd much rather have a foreskin though. More sensitive and you don't need to use lube for wanking. It provides a natural lubrication. Boggles my mind that Yanks, Jews and Muslims think mutilating a baby's dick is a good idea.

oh in that case i dislike it cuz fuck normies

I wouldn't say manipulative. It's meanders a bit, the editing is shockingly shit, and it is at heart a simple revenge story. It started okay, but then I was just wanting it to end just over half way through.

YOU'RE GETTING MY DANDER UP YOU GROTTY LITTLE MAN

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wat
pham the picture is clearly darker, i know what interlaced images look like

my FUCKING god, i HATE WOMEN!

god i find people who are obsessed with their pets to be really depressing people

Female colleague that I share an office with said I have "sexy hands". Wasn't sure how to respond to such a compliment tbqh.

She had previously commented on my habit of snapping mu fingers while thinking , saying she liked the sound.

post some fucking choons

trip on you wee jessy

breaking bad was my favourite tv show of all time. and i don't even give a shit if anyone disagrees with me. sure the ending was a bit poo but the bits before that made up for it

wanking time lads

men are such pigs
you have no idea how this makes me feel as a woman

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youtube.com/watch?v=rHWU_x19JJM

sandwich and crisps really is a classic, timeless combination

rare toad this, never seen him before

won't be saving it as he's too niche-case to be useful in future but still nice to have seen him

alright she's actually taking the fucking piss now i've well and truly had it

>wow me as an Australian gets so wound up by a Brit posting in a British general i will decide to make an unnecessary hate-filled post rather than take the reasonable action in filtering or better yet posting in my own general for Australians xDD

youtu.be/MOHYq2KNlHY

This girl who had the most amazing toned thighs passed me today

I'm not allowed to play video games but my wife prefers Redguards exclusively.

>It's like an onion. Onion's have layers.

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lad I'm genuinely browsing this thread from my iPhone 4 because I don't have a computer and my phone is broken so I fell back to using an old device that I can still post from

are you interested in anything relating to british 1970s progrock/psychedelic scene? if so i can recommend some bands

Women should be _________

post chebs

you deserve to die m8

youtube.com/watch?v=9v330kASlOw

is she fat?

tend to find it's mainly fat birds who are "into" hands. At least those are the only ones who are into my skeleton hands

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touched a nerve has he

>psychedelic
go on...

kissed

Guru Josh Project - Infinity 2008 (Klass Vocal Edit)

eaten

When do you think Africa will be good enough to the point where we don't have to spend billions of pounds on policing the Mediterranean from their endless hordes?
Surely Africa doesn't have to be EQUAL to Europe. I don't see much point in such a life threatening journey if Europe were only marginally better.

Just want the hordes to stop ffs.

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arrested en masse

This is self-reported.

In lab studies male sexual attraction to females peaks at age 14-15.

Botswana is good

>i don't pay for food to have it cooked

twerking on my face

i unironically quit my job of 5 years in january because i went off the rails due to '''depression''' and that
it basically started with a heavy weekend on the coke and a grim comedown
once you pull a sicky on the monday you think i might aswell have tuesday off too
then the longer you have off, the more you fear going back especially when you've had '''diarrhoea''' or an '''upset stomach''' for the 5th time in the past year and you know toilberg is going to ask questions

then you reach the point of no return and just resign then go the doctors and get a sick note for '''depression''' that covers your notice period so you don't have to go back

i'm pissed off because my whole department has been on furlough since march so if i had held on for 2 more months i could have been getting 80% of my wage for nothing instead of the dole

bore off nonce cunt

check out "The Canterbury Scene". lots of playlists on youtube or spotify

youtube.com/watch?v=kXolL0xkxRA