/brit/

For me?
It's a girl who's 5'5, bit chubby, massive tits, mediocre-but-friendly face and a nice personality

I know my limits and that's a comfortable tradeoff

imagine putting your knackers in one of those

He needs to stop saying the virus is a hoax and bashing wearing masks, then turn around and blame the Chinese for releasing a virus that has killed America. This shit has killed twice the amount flu does a year in just 5 months, fake some empathy maybe.

obsess over Biden

biden when he loses be like
"bye den...."
hahah

go back to normal probably. he riles them up and constantly lies/says stupid shit which results in more coverage, because he likes attention

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>He needs to stop saying the virus is a hoax and bashing wearing masks
I don't recall him ever saying this

>biden when he loses
Biden will not lose. The Joepedo is going to sink the S.S. Trump

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>that hobbit poster who thinks he's an american
big oof

A five year long habit is hard to break

joe is clearly going off the mark

people act like trump hasnt nonced his fair share

I've known trumpm is a giant retard since forever, and I didn't vote for him because of this, as I didn't predict how hilarious he'd be... Gonna miss the bastard. Have enjoyed the news so much since he took office. Everything he says is the best. Think I might vote for him just for the entertainment value.

trump is an obese 74 year old who eats like garbage and doesn't exercise. I doubt he'll live another 5 years, especially if he gets the rona

when Obama came in and Bush left, the people who obsessed over hating Bush for 8 years changed to hating conservative pundits, the GOP in general, the Tea Party, any critics of Obama, this was pretty much the Daily Show era of yank liberalism

so when Drumpf leaves, the obsessive Drumpf haters will just continue to obsess over the MAGA crowd because the American right-wing isn't going away but they will continue to hate it all the same

Sa￰dge P￰epe￰Hands

Sing for me wagies

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daily show era hit its stride in the Bush years. the hatred against GOP wasn't too bad until the tea party took control and elected some real retards

and then of course the BS politics they played with the supreme court

He was just on today live saying masks do nothing. And he is skeptical about the whole thing and doctors who support Biden are labeling deaths as corona just because. And this was just after he said wearing a mask is "patriotic". Don't quote me tho I only see cnn while passing by the living room and they spin shit

need a haircut but the atmosphere in the barbers is so awful i dont want to go
theyre turkish and barely speka english

/brit/ not /yank/

bush was based
miss him
miss early 00s terrorism kino

havent shaved my beard in 4 months and am looking quite islamic

he wasn't but okay

freedompunk

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get the pudding bowl out

it's been so long since i've had a haircut that i'm starting to develop a mullet

K￰Kon￰a wtf

ive got clippers but dont want to look like a holocaust victim
mine grows out like a mushroom

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Where has Alan been anyway

Never went more than 3 weeks not shaving since i turned 19. It grows in faster now but I can't imagine my genetics let me have a beard. After 3 weeks I'm unbarebly itchy with hairs in my mouth and all that, but seems patchy. If I'm mediocre on facial at 3 weeks I probably can't grow a beard right?:

honestly he was funny

find a barbershop that isn't ran by turkroaches and support them exclusively

i'll take your wife
give her back
9 months later
SIMILAC!

it takes a few months to stop looking patchy for most people
wouldn't recommend growing a beard anyway. it's a major pain in the ass to maintain

cricket pitches, quiet pubs with gardens, vicars and Anglican church bells, flower-shows, Victorian railway stations, village markets, roast Sunday dinner, parliamentary tradition, the Queen, magna carta, cobbled streets, terraced housing, vallies, moors, rolling hills, narrowboats in canals, lambs and daffodils in the springtime, roses and fresh strawberries in summer, the smell of hay and wheat and barley, Chaucer and Shakespeare and Blake, ancient roads and pathways, Christmas carols, modesty, decency

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think they've got even worse since the Bush-era
wouldn't be surprised if they actively want to punish red states if Biden wins

its like 2 mins walk though

he was based
youtube.com/watch?v=1HZ3Tjohwqo

it's more like this (to the first rubber band)

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Yeah pulled off the jokes for sure. And people in general could hear him say something dumb, laugh for a couple weeks (bush would mentioned it charmingly with humour, and we'd move on). Today is toooooo wacky I think.

how would they "punish" red states. all states are more or less the same culturally

time to get your steps in mate
seriously. find another one. it's worth. don't support people like turks

remember when bush dodged those shoes that some paki journalist threw at him

i go to the barbershop for lesbians

nice drive george

Biden is fine with Republicans and the GOP establishment is largely fine with Biden. There should actually be a surprising amount of bi-partisanship in the Biden administration with both parties working together. Of course it will all be neoliberal neoconservative globalist cancer, of the kind that the Bushes and Clintons had in the first place, but hey it might be refreshing to see some unity after years of polarisation

well they could continue Obama's strategy of dumping third world refugees in rural states

finally got the boomer meme lads
we need them all to die
they are the cause of the stagnation of the west

why did bush keep putting on this fake southerny accent?

Meghan's about to hyperventilate
I owe her 1
We did a 68

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bush dodger

Why wouldn't you support them! I bet they are somewhat in the needy compartment. 2 families put all their money towards this shop in the west and they work hard and good.

how would you even know if it were fake or not if you're briddish

ignore this poster they charge £6 for a trim its obviously a front for illegalities
but im not bothered

biden has plans to do this

trying to pretend to be a folksy texan when he's just a new england ivy league rich boy

because we have google in britain and you can see he was born in fucking connecticut and went to yale

that's gonna happen regardless bud. republican or democrat, labour or tory, the end result is the same in all of our countries.

LONDON

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donald j trump is a fat retard

wish we still had mafia barbershops

not him but Bush as a "true southern cowboy" is a total media invention even if his accent is natural. The Bush family trace their roots to Puritan Mayflower Massachusetts New England stock- proper snobby elite Yankees, not the kind of rugged southerners that Texas boasts, and that Bush tried to LARP as

bush put on a southern accent because he(rightfully) knew its the best accent to have
simple as that

shall be going to the jomon barbershop

15 to 2 on a Wednesday afternoon stuck at toil for another 3 hours
The suicidal thoughts are materialising once again

Think Bush is a German surname lad.

Still got em in Rockford, an hour away from Chicago. The police force is mafia affiliated as well.

doesn't contradict anything he said