What's your cunt's greatest ally? we don't have any

what's your cunt's greatest ally? we don't have any

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Greenland

Quebec

Denmark isn't our ally.

same

I like Danemark. The only problem with it is that they share a border with Germany. They'd be so much cooler if they were real Scandinavians

;_;

Croatia by far

Probably Poland and Brazil

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France

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Oh yeah and Israel because AIPAC and they literally funded Anti-Bernie ads this year (how is that even legal)

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Portugal, italy and greece. I always defend my med bros in every thread

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>Denmark trying to ruin the greatest bromance the world has ever seen
Fucked up desu

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If we destroy germany we could fix that

We are very fond of our neighbors, Belgium and Germany, and we like to think that the feelings are mutual. But deep down we know that in reality they despise us. So in the end, we have no frens. :(

Åland

don’t worry swamp german, you’re still our favorite buddy because you supply camping for our boomers and weed for our teens

Germany and Netherlands are very close

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Guys I love denmark so much I almost have a tear in my eye everytime I think of it
I want to move to denmark and find happiness and love

You have Bosna

that's like saying you guys have Ukraine

Germany is not our greatest ally, we're more like an old couple who doesn't really love each other but have to stay together for the kids (other countries in EU)

we will never be friends after what you did to Denmark

You never fought any war against Bosna

Meds truly are the most based europeans, collecting gibs from the hard working, depressed northerners whilst lying in the sun on the beach

autistic sentiments like you show rn are irrelevant to international politics

You have Slovenia

Britain of course.

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Border ally tier list (not necessarily political)
>Austria (literally us)
>Netherlands
>France
>Belgium
>Denmark
>Luxembourg
>Liechtenstein
>Switzerland (They neutral)
>Checkem Republic
>Poland

stiring major tsundere feels in me

more like a rapist and his victim

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kek

The USA. We are friends since 1776.

*her

Lelgium