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>those masks are only good for half an hour before
False.

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ah yes, also known as being 5 years old

what a bunch of party poopers

have you tried just being yourself

not really.

epic retort humour xD

have you considered our lord and saviour, alcoholism?

for me it's lugging around a tank of my own personal oxygen until I get home

yes but then I have borderline personality disorder

dont reply to it lads stay strong

I have tendencies like this but I'm actually quite natural in social situations
Just need to put myself out there really

>half an hour
it's called one-second of an hour moron

mental how absolutely shit black and white films from the olden days are

they're all about 2 and a half hours long and fucking nothing happens. Scenes that go on for 15+ minutes with people dancing about or smiling doing nothing. There's never a proper ending either, the film just ends and the credits roll.

citizen kane is pretty good

Pulp Fiction is better

Stop looking for external validation. Simple as.

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Any pick their nose while browsing /brit/ man in

Profoundly dislike this trend of "mental illnesses"
instead of telling people to get better they tell them they have X meme disorder and give them pills
or then they just have an excuse to act inappropriately

ah yes, also known as being 5 years old

ah yes very simple
simply rewire your entire brain

i pick my nose and eat it m8, and i will never ever stop

citizen kane has an entire episode of the news in it

ah yes, also known as being 5 years old

But how will the drug companies make money?

citizen khan is better

yeah was doing it while reading your post

currently awaiting a poo to drop out of my arsehole

the mental elf has been holding me back lads
has nothing to do with my irrational behaviour or poor decisions

>tfw still do this
managed to get it down to only in private at least

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>before: shell shock
>after: Post-traumatic stress disorder

yeah I’ve got this too but I also think it’s an entirely made up disorder and I feel like a fraud haha

Eating it is gross I accidentally did a few times and it tasted so salty

Good lad

are richard herring on the new taskmaster lineup

no it's more that it just makes me uncomfortable
I don't like receiving validation from people

ah yes, also known as being 5 years old

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now: webb'd

wish we lived under a totalitarian eugenicist regime and they put me in charge of deciding who gets euthanised

creasing

Alri Emma.

Same here

for me? its mcgregor going to middle weight

ah yes, also known as being 5 years old

>simply rewire your entire brain
Simple as.
Pic related is 100% true.

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*irons you out* is that better?