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How many times do you reckon you have mastirbated in your life so far lads?
I started masturbating sometimes several times a day at 12 and now I am 30.

Quick math and it's almost 20,000.

They're fucking good

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Can you get Nukey Brown over there? Sure you could.

>now I am 30.

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Here they are all ayrabs or niggers.

They're mostly Romanian for me

No CHANCE that incel PUA guy looks like that

Any proofs?

Seriously why can't I hear the thunder?
According tot he article it's because it's too far away, lived hear all my life and definitely seen lighting at this distance and still heard it

IT'S TOO FUCKING HOT!

here we are then

the boys

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He does dude.
Even if you are attractive it's hard to hit on women like that.
He is an idiot.

average once a day for the last 14 years so about 5000

youtube.com/watch?v=mEhzSW63H1s

haha literally me x

why?
he's not that attractive, especially not with his spergy demenour and approaching on a bike in cycling gloves with a gopro

Zig Forums always jokes about canada being chinese when it’s actually indians. Toronto and London are the same in terms of demographics

Don't you have A/C, what are you poor?

in love

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sure can but its expensive
i'd rather buy some brazilian ale

Need a morning TV gf

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God grant me the serenity...

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A/C is rare as fuck here
reckon it might be worth the investment though

Bout 3k I guess. Once a day for the last eight years give or take. I am 26.

The scran

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love these

you started wanking at 18?

can't picture being a sober neet you might as well toil wtf is your excuse

I hate australian women lads.
In 2017 I lived in Brisbane for about 8 months.
I couldn't get laid or even get a bloejob.
I guess they only like chinks/indians over there.
And not a fair skinned, Israeli BVLL like myself.

We're only interested in seeing the food, not the bill

>tip the food courier
>$0.00
not based

might smoke the rest of this spliff

scorchio tonight lads fukin ell

virgin freaks should be repeatedly raped in the bum until they shut up

If you don't rate Elbow you literally know nothing about music.

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How do VFs (non-Netflix havers) even show their face in public?

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you're not fair skinned shahar you shitskin
post your face again you ugly autistic freak

I mean I had wanked before. Think my first wank was when I was 12 or 13.
But nah never regularly until I was about 18.
There was a time between 16-17 I went a whole year without wanking.

It’s 15 mins away

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he's above average looking

Shahar is an aryan bull

i use kodi

this een em live twice garvey is a national treasture

The nigger and the incel.

FOY

Fuckin odd mate. Were you getting consistent sex at 16/17?

Oh yeah, I remember you Ari
Haha remember when we all went to the brothel and you just stayed in the waiting room haha

oh christ

yeah, but nothing special
certainly not to overcome being a massive sperg on a bike

whats the last word she says? perverted?

he literally has brown skin
post it ugly boy

Weed is gay

my dogs are barking

gonna play dark souls 2 for a bit die 20 times turn it off come back on here think about playing it again then put it back on die 6 times turn it off come back on here

went to a prozzie once... put my willy in her mouth, did a willy poo, then we talked for 45 minutes. She's the only person that knows i'm a victim of child abuse

my caravan moves on

looks are not the sole factor
t. handsome non freakish vf

I have white skin you paki shit

didn't ask

She's ugly as fuck though so who cares?

"Povvo"

Did someone say PUA?

lead off with a neg and then look for IOI's, make sure you escalate quickly and keep playfully insulting while laying foundation, but don't forget to agonize her friends while giving off clarity of intent, look for affirmations (her breathing) and keep communication frequency at compliance, she will shit test you so build credibility by direct game, using the disarm approach wingman. Drop anchor, then eject while eye glazing using the implicit technique, one she's locked out nickle back her till game over.

Cystlad here, got one hell of a honker under my right ear now. Feels incredibly painful and juicy. Can't wait til she blows.

>She's the only person that knows i'm a victim of child abuse
the flags a big give away to be honest mate i already knew

>She's ugly as fuck though so who cares?
C-c-c-coooooope.

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post it then like you did before
give us all a good laugh

What is vf ?

certainly the abuser would know about it too

Hahahahahahahahahahahaha
Where do you think you are?

miss being a kid lads

>fires up qbittorrent

he's dead so technically he's not able to 'know'

She does the thing she do with the blacks

dunno about him but i was

whoever nonced you must have been desperate you ugly cunt

how do you go a whole year without wanking

brother told mum i'm an incel terrorist lads

PAD THAI IS 7 MINS AWAY

It's no coincidence that all the girls who post these are vapid and have shit taste in clothes

had constant sex since 15 me
reckon 3 months is my longest gap and i'm 24 now

I don’t
Have much more enjoyed being an adult than I did being a kid

what if you fire up /brit/?
you have brown skin

what do I do about incredibly loud and disruptive caribbean neighbours

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>dunno about him
you mean no one asked