/brit/

Remember when my brother grew a load of weed, made some brownies with it and then his dog ate the lot of them.
Never been the same since then.

fucking shitning won't go away and it keeps knocking out my internet RRRRRRREEEEEEEEEE

Heard you were interested in monoliths
youtube.com/watch?v=Iq4xM8TLWc0

I remember being 19 too

why do the Welsh do this?

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yeah chocolate’s really bad for dogs

My laptop cannot handle 1080p movies, life is fucked

weird that the guy on the right became the presenter of top gear

but not as weird as the fact that kurt cobains wife and the man that played allan partidge had a baby

funny how they do all this over a tool for a bike but when a few hundred thousand kids got raped and social workers collected the names and addresses of hundreds of rapists and gave them to the police they arrested 5 pakis and said they cant do anything about the rest because there has to be a cut off somewhere

yeah and do you remember when you thought you'd grow up and stop wasting hours and hours on Zig Forums?

anyone else struggle to feel empathy towards the ex-Yugoslav countries?

*posts a fake yougov poll*

give me your fucking (You)s then you raging wetwipes

*enters the new*
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genuinely may watch this
not now though

happened a few times but I keep coming back

Genuinely can't even remember what she looked like anymore.

>the Welsh
>literally wearing and American flag

It fucks up your blood circulation, before smoking I got pulsating, veiny wrections and now I get thin weak fucking erections

It’s honestly really sad and big problem for me

Started watching Fat & Furious spin off and suddenly there's Vanessa Kirby

Shame it's too warm to have a proper wank, she is absolutely lovely.

Why is the far right so low IQ?
Their only responses are soyjaks, "based", slurs or violence.
They cannot form or elaborate on their opinions at all.

AND IF YOU HAVE FIVE SECONDS TO SPARE
THEN ILL TELL YOU THE STORY OF MY LIFE

such a beautiful night sky tonight
i implore you to take a look out the window , and as i type this a star has just disappeared how bizarre

I fell in love, fell in love
But that's okay, 'cause we in love
Oh my God, fell in love
I fell in love, with the love
Show me love, now give me love
Fell in love, I fell in love
I want in, for the love
Just show me love, just show me love
I fell in love, I fell in love
And that's okay, 'cause I'm in love
We in that bed, give me head
I want that, just to stay
Close your eyes, don't shed no tears
Keep it dark, close the shades
I'm off the pills, you on that lean
You fuck me slow, girl, do your thing
Let's take some pictures, let's take some scenes
Playboy magazine
She got her panties down, with no tee
She got her titties out, she want a tee
She tatted up now, I see you see
I know you see, I know you see us
You know I want that bih, I wanna eat her
I wanna lick it up, I wanna fuck her (aye)
I want to freeze you up, I want them diamonds blingin'
I want it all on you, I want you all on me
Ooh
I fell in love, fell in love
But that's okay, 'cause we in love
Oh my God, fell in love
I fell in love, with the love
Show me love, now give me love
Fell in love, I fell in love
I want in, for the love
Just show me love, just show me love
Lil' ma fly, she gotta fly now
Got a squad now, got a drop now
She club hoppin', jewelry shoppin'
Girl, you shinin', girl, you finin'
Yeah, you fine as wine, frozen like diamonds (dime piece)
I treat you like my last dime
Go broke, no joke
I cut these hoes off, I kill the roll call
I put the doors up, she like to show off
Them bitches sleepy, them bitches dosed off
I put a ring on it, it ain't got a ring to it
On my knees for you, watch me do how he ain't do it
I cannot speak for you, but I know that he ain't fluent
I speak your language, he don't tell you things, do he?
Like "Girl, you dangerous"
Girl, I ain't seen beauty, not 'til I seen you
Don't you cheat like Queen do
Yeah, yeah, yeah
Let me sing to you, let this be the theme music

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smfh @ wales such yankaboos

/r/whoosh

And they say wypipo ain’t got no culture...

It’s easy to be far right is why

falling back into the ol suicidal depression lads

bet you don't know what that stick in the middle is for you thick cunt

didn’t know that, that’s grim
loved her in the crown

Pad Thai was dry as one user commented. Feel like sit down places never give the same quality of food when you get take out. Overall a 6/10

They're called clouds pal

the natural habitat

Aye.
Just that time of year I guess.

>loved her in the crown
Same, she is a proper beauty.

Also Idris Elba is in this film and seems to be an actual supervillain. Not sure how we got from street racers stealing DVD players to here, but I like it

wahey cheer up mate

it's the reverse/drive/park controller

Ready for that second wave lads? New cases over a thousand today

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I refused to watch the spin off on that principal 2bh
don’t mind fast 5 or 7 for example but for me the series’ best is 1, 2 and Tokyo drift (which was technically the third)

ready for the 2nd wave of job losses when furlough ends
1000 applicants for every min wage retail job waheeeeeey

Clouds? On a night like tonight?

>anyone else struggle to feel empathy towards the ex-Yugoslav countries?
Of course, non-Serbs don't deserve your empathy because we did nothing wrong to anyone ever.

I’m Sneed formerly OH MY GOD LOIS ITS that zip furio up in the kinos for Dunston checking in? SPEAK. Why are women cringe based WHORES over here funky winkerbean now that the dust has settled, who was in the wrong settling this over a pint? Joker is taxi driver with clowns aka incels amirite BASED Cruise BASED Leo omg why do sepia filters look so bad PISS FILTER You shall be the Fellowship of the Ring: Extended Edition continue on to disc 2 how was this allowed? How did Raimi get away with it was another time Birds of Prey Sonic stops dabbing on you at the box office Nigga you never go full retard *shids* kinos with Donald trump? Mel Gibson is BASED fuck Protestants blacked.com literally built for BBC mutt’s law Chang’s law capeshitters söyface reaction thread The Mouse is BTFO why didn’t Brie Larson just fly the eagles to what was his tax policy

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You're an idiot, 3 and 4 were awful, 5 is the peak of the franchise by far

Mental how in 20-30 years, everything you know and love will most likely be dead

dont know anyone whos had it me, they said there was a few hundred cases in my town but no one knows anyone thats had it

this is outrageous

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>suicidal depression

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don't even really bother making jokes on /brit/ anymore
not even here for enjoyment - just killing time that's all

Wey aye, clouds pal

Don’t think so

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GOOSE
3 is excellent, didn’t pass a comment on 4 did I, and I said 5 was alri

Well I can see a few outside my window right now

Where do you live?

my favourite Idris Elba kino
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dropped your gay card mate

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to be fair tokyo drift IS the fast and furious pleb filter

Centre of Newcastle

Where are you roughly? Thought I saw some a ways off from my place in north London

wanna if yu kno
how dey live in tokeeyo

Well I’m in Torquay

Lad had a cameo in fast 7 and he had clearly aged 9 years in 3 minutes

cba with physicstoil

don't understand why the gf likes these films

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never seen any of the Fast and Furious movies

south cheshire, it's still going too

this lightnings fucking mental
never sene anything like it

lol yeah

Wow we're parallel to each other

Right now I am at work.
I work as a security guard and I am doing the night shift.
I finish at 6:30 am, then I am going to cycle back to the apartment I rent, drink a soothing cup of tea, have a wank and then go to sleep.
Then wake up 1 pm, because I work the mid day shift tomorrow.
Such is life on the toil lads.

ur gf is gay for k stew

female lead innit

what car do you drive out of curiosity

Lads my drone came in but stupid thing wont start!!

Ive tried spanking it and fingering it but it just sits there

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post fucking machines

red pill me on the jew. is he a fixture here?

keep making the exact same posts and we'll see what happens, la

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He drives a ute like a bogan

Sounds grim

nissan qashqai

>tfw when you find a shitty video with 2 views on YouTube
youtube.com/watch?v=W_ZKRSJ5h0w