Why is "Anglo-Portuguese """Alliance"""" is celebrated so much as longest alliance in history, while in reality...

Why is "Anglo-Portuguese """Alliance"""" is celebrated so much as longest alliance in history, while in reality, Anglos tried to diminish Portuguese influence and occasionally actually even threatened with military intervention?
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pink_Map#The_1890_British_Ultimatum

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it's because this meme helps English to got at least one ally in continental Europe when it helps Portugueses to reduce their feeling of inferiority by standing near a great power

Saqartvelo is not irrelevant, you fucking sack of fat

While in reality.::

..it's really the oldest alliance in human history.
And yes we had our feuds, way before than that xix century. (image related).
Still it was based and good for both sides.

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i fell tho your inferiority complex on that line bre.. funny how you project it to us, for no reason.

It's the only explanation I think about you guys still being licking the English asses, like 150 years from now.
It's not like you had even still today any affinity culturally or economically with England, it's just an old souvenir. You are mostly a part of the European Union, like us, today.

We militarily supported Portugal multiple times, liberated them during the peninsular war, we also economically and politically supported Portugal after the ultimatum.

true, my favorite longest alliance meme is when the USA and UK had a literal plan B invasion all planned out if Portugal, a neutral country in ww2, didn't gave them permission to settle bases in our islands

That and all the USA and UK backed rebels in our colonies, goes to show how much these countries that we practically lick their asses clean, care about us

How do we lick anything? you are projecting what you feel towards others. It's quite embarrassing.
Do you realize that brits gave much, but much more blood for Portugal than the other way around don´t you?

England sent English archers to help the newfound Portuguese kingdom fend itself against the Castilian invasion with French, Calvary, in the battle of Aljubarrota. So, if it wasn't for this little help, Portugal might not have existed. Also, later on, the English helped Portugal moving their court to Brazil and save the royals from being beheaded by Napoleon and the revolutionaries.

wtf but Portugal is greatest and safest country in the world. why are you lying to me?

>you are projecting
Apprently you like this expression, I'm not projecting any sentiments though, just making assumptions. this is different.

> if it wasn't for this little help, Portugal might not have existed

OH NO NO NO NO NO

>portuguese
>europeans

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Shut up you aren't a tenth of what you were before you've decided to behead your king and bring to light the two cancers of the modern world. Now you're heading full throttle towards Islam and general niggerization. We'd be better of if France never existed at all.

to be fair, this pic is absolutely not representative of the average Portuguese

You know very well then..on how many wars we had with eachother. France-Portugal-Spain-England.
It was centuries and centuries of it all around the world. Our country is invaded, how don´t you expect us to make alliances to defend our population?

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>bring to light the two cancers of the modern world
Can you explain what you're speaking about?
It's interesting actually

4 non-natives there
deco, bosinwga, bruno alves

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It was fucking centuries ago. Can't you guys project yourself in the future?

Ironically the only ally France has in Europe is the UK lol. Everyone else is indifferent or a historical enemy.

in reality they are even darker?

To a point that data, shows we are even ligher than you on average, on areas not exposed to the sun, no way. img

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go back in the EU with us then

It's better to not project France into the future then. if you know what i mean. You guys will be the fiest country in western europe where the natives will become a minority. We will fall you guys later

I don't think so. They're still pretty butthurt of the 100yrs wars and Joan d'Arc assassination. I've seen a Frenchman complaning to a Englishman that the English have caused great suffering to the French.

Too many Germs. Stinks in there.

>if you know what i mean
not really, but I'm open for any explanation.
Also, why are you so hateful, did a French boy stole your gf or something?

How am i hatefull? i like the french and i like almost all europe

>not really, but I'm open for any explanation.

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