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smooth radio edition

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not absolute 80's? cringe

need a french-algerian gf

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>cringe
yeah that's what I was aiming for tbf

>also had a severe paranoia and phobia about being in public it was horrific
kek this is me except i'm also terrified in my own house

I don’t know what you’re up to
and frankly, i dont fucking care

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corrrrrr
Why is British food so amazing?

who hurt you sweetie

Should probably go to sleep

you really should
if only you knew, kid

tories destroying the beautiful british Royal Mail

Thoughts on cricket?

About 3.5 hours to the end of the shift lads.
Can't wait to cycle back to the apartment I rent, have a realxing cup of hot tea , then wank and then go to sleep for 5 hours.
I need to wake up again at 1 pm because I work the mid day shift as well.

why do tories hate the Royal Mail

living alone is based
need more small apartments constructed for the autism generation

used to be English and I still am

do they
never heard this

Never understood that game.
Looks boring as fuck.
Also the fact pakis are into it puts me off of it.

coronavirus unironically

yeah the wolves coach is Portuguese so he prefers Portuguese players

sorry

think ol' laptopberg is on it's last legs

if Jews are the chosen people then why does israel look like an unappealing 2nd world country

get a gaming pc lad

foreign posters in /brit/

my mum works in a shop and nuno came in to buy some things but she thought he was a random muslim lol, must be the beard

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how do you know if a UK flag is foreigner or not?

checkmate

I wonder whether regular women realise how appealing a long tongue is to a man. Or maybe they know exactly how good a tongue is and dream about a long-tongued man giving them cunnilingus.

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test post please ignore

Obviously this scene depicts to me that spergs don't like their music, and its something you should be ashamed of.

can't carry on like this with you lads. I need to leave

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>60s
>70s
>80s
best decades for music

I think the noises they make in the evenings is kinda comfy

wage stagnation and the decline of the trade unions

Nuno was actually born in São Tomé lol

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What about the 90's?

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to appreaciate Test Cricket. The value of cricket played is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of the ICC issued Standard Test Match Playing Conditions 17/18 most of the cricket will go over a typical viewer's head. There's also Steven Peter Devereux Smith's nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his batting stance - his personal philosophy draws heavily from the Rahul Dravid School of being boring and effective, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these intricacies, to realize that they're not just talented- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Test Cricket truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humour in Virat 'Cheeku' Kohli's existential catchphrase "BHENCHOD" which itself is a cryptic reference to the incestual revolution of 1948 in modernly independent India. I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Devereux's genius unfolds itself on their OLED screens. What fools... how I pity them. And yes by the way, I DO have a red leather ball tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only- And even they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand.

how do i deal with loud and disruptive caribbean neighbours

Too long man.
It's almost 3 am in here, do you think I have power to read that article you wrote?

put some unseasoned chicken through their postbox

it's okay

cook them some jerk chicken

The early 2000s was the best time in human history

got nothing against migrants who want a better life and put themselves above the commuinty but people have to realise just because a migrant has decided they want to live here it isn't the uks responsiblity to make that happen

Shut the fuck up man

It was the 90's man.
The 2000's was the beginning of the decline.

check out r/iwantout it's full of delusional third worlders and yanks seeking a new life abroad

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Mate's having a really tough time with his parents going through a divorce. Wish I knew what to do to make things better. If I was an omnipotent God, I'd make it so everything would be OK for him.

Alri

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