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The only hot English female footballer is Alex Scott

it's the future we chose

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she's a bit rough in the face but i get it

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Feel sorry for lads like this, they haven't fully developed yet and they're surrounded by unobtainable totty.

Nah she's a bit of a brute, whereas van de Donk is undeniably incredibly qt

Why is she so short and Dark?
Thought Ducth "people" were all tall and white?

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AAAAAAA

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She's sexy af and her face is nice

Based

>UK plunges into deepest ever recession as GDP tumbles 20%
UK now in its largest recession, with only Spain worse affected by coronavirus crisis.

The chinks ruined your economy lads!
Because of their unbygenic wet markets which arw a breeding grounds for germs and deadly diseases.

Death to chinks, arabs, pakis and niggers!

you're low IQ if you genuinely think that

Alex has a fucking nice body, especially her legs

Lickin' the willies of piccaninnies

We are all here lads

Many low IQ posters on this board it seems like.

but that's not /brit/ you stupid cunt

Her insta only has pictures of her either alone and looking lonely or with another woman who is presumably her gf.

this is developing into quite the problem

Bit jealous of women because they don't have to shave their face

Maybe she's looking for a red-blooded male like me to cure her of her lesbianism

quite possibly. i doubt the sincerity of any so called lesbian

*unattainable

missus in an absolute state over running out of hot water
was screaming her lungs out for a good 5 minutes, then started cursing my name and now is genuinely wailing and weeping
conversely when I ran out of hot water a few weeks ago I didn't say anything

still screaming, literally, as I type
cannot believe it lads

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did you lot learn nothing from Bend It Like Beckham???

still yelling and crying

no i cant really remember that flick. something about keira knightly and a paki pretending to be footballer. What was the lesson?

fuck’s sake

hello shahar, good morning

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We are here

100 replies already.

Can't think of anything more cringe than a yank posting in /brit/ let alone making new editions

this lmao, state of 'em

different threads
that's brlt

keira's mum assumes she's a muff diver because she has short hair, plays football and had a girl in her room

yeah nah this is the thread