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englund edition

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reckon he's still about

Need a nice young fit peng English lass to suck and fuck.

ah yes bangladesh or "east pakistan" as I've taken to calling it

sneed

lass as in nonbinary person with a willy?

business idea: print enough money to buy the rest of the world and buy the rest of the world before inflation catches up with the value of the pound (no refunds btw lol)

because I have knowledge and skills which are highly marketable and that 99.99+% of other people don't have

business idea: print a load of money but don't tell anyone about it so inflation doesn't change

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fiscal
fungible
fiduciary

why did mel gibson make two movies about butchering the british

speaking of inflation!

you mean the english

same reason they made Black Mirror, sometimes it's fun to imagine hypothetical situations that could never really happen

I just cycled 20km, what have you cunts done today?

well you lads sure can't take the world by force these days

wahey!

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your mom

Calling people chuds is guaranteed (You)'s

shagged some jap bird while her boyfriend was out testing his stabilisers
just flown back

drank 2 pints and changed my undies
and possibly inspired a young man to follow his dreams using the japanese concept of ikigai

new black ops really isn’t releasing this year
holy shit I hate treyarch

he's an edgy libtard

Fruit pastille ice lollies are peng

That's what many people think, very few actually are.

chud used to be slang for chewing gum at my school

filters working over time when i venture into /gif/

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we could we just don't want to

‘

Sunbathed and read and drank coffee and smoked

so true
fuck boris jonsen

how would there not be a jobs crisis after strict lockdown

mental how the numbers get bigger when you actually matter innit

Lena

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cor good idea

Why is everything about race baiting these days. It's everywhere. I can't switch on the TV, radio or go on the internet without the mention of racism.
Gone a tad far now tbqh.

Same. Scouser?

You’ve never had a fruit pastille in your life

yes the jobs crisis was inevitable after lockdown because all the businesses went under, which is where all the jobs were
imagine screeching for harder lockdowns then blaming your political opposition for the consequences of the lockdown

nah, Cambridgeshire
funny that

this desu look at how much hate for reopening and we reopened too late lal

my salary says otherwise

powerful people keeping the powerless people divided and angry at each other instead of those in charge innit

oh NO not the RECESSION the line has gone RED NOT BLUE oh wait maccies is still open and I can still get that new stone island jacket I guess there isnt a problem after all

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6 fruit pastille ice lollies down the gullet

should've just locked down in December 2018 and we'd have 0 cases
saying this now makes me really smart btw

ice lollies are literally just you flavouring your saliva then swallowing it

Just listened to a program on the BBC World Service highlighting the racial bias of "AI" from the lack of AAVE voice options for digital assistants to "visualizing AI as white plastic androids".
The guest repeated her distress over the imagined androids several times.
The host was an absolute professional and would make an incredible hostage negotiator.

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love maccas

EYY
EYYYYYY
GIMME THE FUCKING BALL

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Waiting on my /britfeel/ friend to come to my house and help me move stuff to my new flat

free £15 to spend on ubereats from a company just to attend their webinar today.

based.

Which one is it, Shippy?

desu blacks are the most easily lead race. they don't have specific religions and ethics like muslims.
they take the victim status that's being forced down their throat. they're lapping it up right now, asoooming the left wing is on their side.
The blacks in my town are extremely arrogant. My neighbours even shit talk about us to other neighbours. Just hate the wog tbqh, blacks are being trained to hate whites, especially middle class whites.

based Shanon

suddenly smells like tranny sex offender in here

I said very few people were, not that they didn't exist.

Yeah

It’s flavoured ice

>incels on britfeel are so desperate for friends they will help a bent paki sex offender move in
grim

gona let him fill your arse with his spunk?

>no you can't reopen for business we have to stop the economy it's giving people the flu!
what will happen to these morons when the lack of an economy starts killing people? eg. the thousands more kids in the third world already dying every month from starvation as a result of the lockdown

very odd