What's the biggest bug you've seen in your cunt? we have four inch (10cm) grasshoppers in florida

what's the biggest bug you've seen in your cunt? we have four inch (10cm) grasshoppers in florida

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Probably fi.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pääkallokiitäjä but they are very rare. There aren't that many big bugs here.

>been living in a s*ngle mother household since age 10
>mother hates insect
>I'm scared and disgusted by them more than her
>still recognised my responsibility as the man of the house and took over bugslaying duties
even so, i would be incaoacitated if I saw something as large as that. Whenever I wake up from insect nightmares or reciver from insect hallucinations, I stay a good number of minutes just covering my head/openings

reminds me of the thing on that one basshunter album i think

Banana slug
Not really a bug but still a small (large) critter

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They're very pretty and make a lot of noise when they fly because they are so big.
youtube.com/watch?v=EmBaUVSdST4

i want to introduce these mfs to florida

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Is that a crab of some sort

Coconut crab
Can snib your wrist right in two :DD

You can squish bugs with one hand, you cannot however do so with a 1.5 meter Goanna chilling on top of your swag. I thought my friend was standing on my legs trying to get something out of my car, i leapt up to yell at him to GTFO only to seee a mini dinosauar just chilling on top of me.

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Australia has so many cool animals, too bad a lot of them are poisonous
Got any more wildlife interactions?

probably a moth. some of those things look like small birds flying around

These fuckers still spook me every time I see them. I know they are harmless but they are big.

Probably this nigger

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I would adopt it as a pet

Nearly stepped on a Brown Snake last year out fishing, also had a Kangaroo attack my 4wd.

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Your mother’s fear of insects, and lack of father figure that is fearless of them is why you have and irrational phobia of them.

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>a kangaroo attacking a car with a pissed off aussie inside cursing at it
This is the funniest image I've had in my mind in a long time.

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youtube.com/watch?v=I1N763am4hU
youtube.com/watch?v=PdviZSwhjfo

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

i posted this thread since i had a dream that one of them was hiding in my bed.
u live in florida or elsewhere? i've seen lots of them this season, i even managed to see them doing sex sex sex.

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It even attacked a tractor, munted cunt.

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damn i wouldnt like to be an insurance company in australia

Biggest one I've seen was a praying mantis, amazing bug always loved them as a kid

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probably a moth of around 15cm

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get out

One of this fuckers, they are ugly as fuck

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This ugly fucks

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does it evolve?