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ah yes, the blog on edition
simply famished
mental midgets thrive in their hometown, while the enlightened folk flee to the hustle and bustle of the city life where more money is able to be made
ahhh fuck there's chlorinated chicken in the supermarkets aaaaah oh no ohhh no fucking brexit everything has gone to shit ahhhhh fuuuck
*picks up the pack of normal chicken right next to it instead and walks off*
Lads
American food is bad. I wouldn't want to eat that food every day.
>page 9
janny nodding in approval and giving OP the thumbs up
my dream
-20.4% GDP Q2 and in a few months you have the end of the transition period with no deal with the EU in sight. How do you feel?
I'm a good boy
Blogging is a well established part of /brit/ culture despite the attempts by the zoomers here to convert /brit/ into a Twitter-lite.
>i've had american food when i was over there and it's not bad at all
right lads. time to start looking for a job in switzerland
ah yes, who needs a family when you can make MORE money to give to daddy Bezos for another light-up microphone in your studio flat that you share with 5 strangers
i cant fucking wait for the collapse tbqh
I have a confession lads.
I have a foot fetish.
This is my fantasy:
I have a cute, chubby, white, british gf with a sexy accent and cute suckable feet.
She wears socks in her office job all day and ahe sweats in them.
And then we meet at my apartment (or hers, it doesn't matter) when she comesback from her work and I lick her feet and suck her toes.
Then she sucks my penis.
Then I do her in doggystyle.
And finally I ejaculate on her boobs.
like the second age of high seas piracy will soon be upon us
Enjoyable OP
didnt read post machines
society is in free fall
the government must not waste any more time. they need to distribute pentobarbital so that we can kill ourselves before our suffering gets worse
i'm moving to finland
heard you need 80k new workers
As long as I can still get my beer and my curries, I really couldn't give two fucks.
my low paying menial labour job has bent me into the best shape of my life and i feel more mental clarity than I've ever experienced because of my reduced BMI, and now I'm feeling thankful for having a secure job with all these recent university graduates clambering for employment in the worst job market in recent history
still employed, still married, still got a house
feeling good Miika, how you holding up?
been over there have you?
Daves getting upset lads, meltdown imminent
think it was copealone seething that there were people posting about actually going outside originally
just hope me or nobody else in the senpai loses their job.
Found a faster method.
Wallah I hate you white dogs. You’ll bend the knee to me some day. Inshallah.
dont mind me. just being the best cheese on the market
bbc.co.uk
Why the fuck do brands feel the need to get involved in politics?
You sell fucking icecream. Fuck up. Not the first time these twats have done this
enjoy your slow paced farm life with a tight knit community while i earn enough money to purchase your entire bloodline
Life simply and elegantly summed up in one image
don't think I could ever live in Finland much too cold and strange, Norway on the other hand...
better suited to /brit/pol/ this one no?
pathetic to think there are bootlicking mongs in this thread that actually follow all of the government's arbitrary corona rules
Grim
Based
About to finish university although I'm pretty tired of the whole thing
very telling how mine is already happening and yours is hypothetical hyperbole
To think I traded two Yu-Gi-Oh cards worth £1500 combined for two £2 cards when I was 5 really angers me
for me it's checking which one is currently on special offer: cathedral city or pilgrim's choice, and buying the extra mature variety accordingly
really dont care
>enjoy your slow paced farm life with a tight knit community
ok
they're guidelines to save lives
stop viewing everything as "you're not allowed to do this" when it's really "do this and people won't die"
lol these numbers mean nothing to me why would they
your risk-free life will only end in mediocrity, a disgusting fate