/brit/

anyone here have a family member or relative who’s a literal mental case like BPD or schizophrenia

Any smart but lazy men in

the standard stuff, you can't start with niche or you'll never have your break out

who is this dreary tosser live-blogging daytime TV? Fuck off pal

A few actually

used to think I was smart but lazy but have been starting to come to terms with that I'm just retarded

im lazy but smart
does that count

My Holly Willoughby lookalike ex found my Holly Willoughby stash and came to the realisation that all the outfits I bought her was whatever Holly was wearing on This Morning.

I'm the most retarded person on this planet

Not me lad, industrious and stupid, the perfect combination.

Honestly he’s right

got one that's a drug addict
you can't ever trust an addict
also got one that's a gambling addict and feel sorry for him. Divorced, ruined credit and debt and he still gambles and tries to scam money,

Maybe you’re smart after all
Nokek

must have been a good time while it lasted

my mum's bipolar
me and my sister had a rough time growing up, but she saw a doctor, got on medication, got married and had some more kids and was a completely different mother to them

I'd be lying if I said I wasn't bitter

Replace sex tape with OnlyFans account in an updated version

decided that i will get my life back on track in September when I have two weeks off from toil

for now its cooming, shitposting and binge eating

faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaameeeee

game is unoptimized pure movie game garbo
not worth a pirate even if you can run it

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Amateur.

I am the family member with schizophrenia (:

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This is not the end. I will find another.

how do you feel about the number 24?

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Replace Actor/Actress with Youtuber/Instagram model
Replace Make a Sex Tape with Make a Onlyfans Account

play fm

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>bothering with ps4 games that aren't bloodborne

Stopped cooming and realized how NEETish i am. Cooming kept telling my brain I'm doing something and rewarding it for it.

the 67 GB put me off and then reading about the port quality put me off more. Didn't even bother downloading.

is this a graph over how your penis points when you are hard for different professions?

>BPD
don't literally all women have this lol

a man's natural place

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what's the good fm?

Scientists die mysteriously in India and not many people are bothered. Could be CIA could be ISI

just dropped my phone on my balls fuck that hurts

Same

ye it's just an extremely female brain, emotional unstable and sexual etc

like aspergers is an extremely male brain, cold hard virgin freak

turt?

>i5
>2060

lmao, should have just bought a ps4

point blank

Nothing special, actually.

arrest all nurses

accurate
still remember my coomer uni mate who always had porn on in his room
or maybe he wasn't a coomer and had transcended it

thank god i got a girlfriend in time
the cooming virus is no joke

Swindon fm

You doing ok fren? After being psychotic on and off for 6 years after trying 5 meds I'm now on Amisulpride and 8 months ago I lost almost all of my symptoms and they only return during extreme stress or when smoking a zoot. Things will work out

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Same but with video games

thought brazilians where all sick and hated benders so much they were scared of the number 24

Hehe, taste that 5G bitch

neet without masturbation? might as well just be chinese monk

IM IN THE MIDDLE OF MY BUILD MY 770 DIED
LEAVE ME ALONE

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>Number of horse penises seen
Knots trump horse cocks

Too thin?

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LADS

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The UK already had the superior Penguin but lusted after the inferior timtam. This is a metaphor for Brexit.

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Got messaged on Twitter to become an ambassador for a derivatives exchange. I ghosted them and they unfollowed me. I ain't doxxing myself for some digital currency

taste wise the tim tam beats the penguin every day of the week

What’s wrong with her feet. Just look at the one on the right.

lol the French would fucking love it if we had to run that stinking refugee camp

4u

Looks the same desu

Mostly accurate aside from the fact I somehow got a gf. I guess I can keep my inner coomer under control when I want to.

why did you edit this

dropped a /brit/post on my pineal fuck that hurts

They persecute anyone following any spirituality/religion follower in China. Look what they did to falun gong people starting 1999

I'd fugg her love fit skeles with no tits me

We wouldn't be in a recession if we didn't leave the EU

Absolutely not.

ballix

you really fucked it now rorke

yeah well if you looked like me you'd be self-conscious too

Yes and no mate, am on risperidone and have stayed out of hospital for 5.5 years but the meds make me restless, have little motivation and my thoughts still freak me out.

NEW NEW NEW

dream of being an actor who stars exclusively in obscure historical films

will never happen because no british accent and hollywood has decided every european civilization is british

Wouldn’t be caught dead watching them damned jap cartoons. Bunch of pedos.

Face masks, fuck your face masks!
Cut every cunt who puts one on!
Face masks, fuck your face masks!
And your whole corona virus con!

#melody -Simpsons Theme.

Penguins and Tim Tams are shit lads. That sort of thing is alright when you're a kid but as a grown man you can just go and buy a proper chocolate bar.

Name one good game with a female protagonist

Rather have some cheese TBQHWY

>well spit on my hat and call me tiffany my liege those darn peasants are revolting by tarnation
You're right it'd never work

hurr

I read it to the tune of the Flintstones theme. Worked decently.

Metroid

NieR

youtu.be/6mFFBFYQYSs

why do Italians think eating pussy is gay

perusing the archive for classic rosy pics
found an imgur but iirc there's a lot missing from it
baka

The first three Tomb Raiders.

TLOU

All my problems stem from me being lazy, I might be the most detestable individual in here

hye guys hows it foing

arabic influences

Try cognitive behavioral therapy, hope it will get better

why do you think this needs to be asked in the British general

*does the wahey dance*

same except I'm not detestable

Women grow mold there you simp

never played a video game in my life

Survival horror genre is good at it.
Silent hill 3
Resi evil remake
Fatal frame series, etc