/brit/

well, rorke?

So much risk! Need to lock down trains!

*devastate

cool.

So weird looking

would shag 1 and maybe 5 if i was drunk

heaven lies between the jiggling legs of a wonderfully plump blonde woman

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Im with the aussie on this one, thats how its phonetically pronounced

any friendless loser in

age is just a number
if she bleeds, she needs
if shes on the clock, shes ready for the cock

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love to see it

devva-state

it's true
the northern powerhouse train can't go fast enough to pose a danger to its passengers

poo

so you would shag a 1 year old?

where do you live mate
i could be your friend

devestate means to remove clothes kind of.

kek thats me when im drunk and talking to a girl in the club

we are the European America levels above everyone else in every sense

business idea: the who-who are you but every who replaced with poo
3x platinum minimum

no it doesnt
be quiet

yes that was indeed the caption well done you've proved to everyone that you can read simple sentences

including immigration

are 1 year olde on the clock and bleed?

Ronseal
does exactly what it says on the tin

thunder has died down now

Beat my meat pls

How do I get a paki gf?

for me? its chef boyardee

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rape
does exactly what it says
surprise anal sex

Have you tried pakistan?

accidentally blasted porn on my phone all night lads. whole family heard me

grim

i think im halfway there lads now to figure out how roll that all up and keep it together in a cigarette like shape

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any bombadilio man in

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going to tesco
should i wear a mask?

aha

its alright lad
you dad probably wishes he had a wank that night he came inside your bum

waiting for the twitch waifu to come online
told her I was busy today so I could surprise her with a sneaky £50 bomb
cant wait

any trap wanking man in?

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if anyone wants a nice cap google images bigbuttbrigitte

amer-tier retardedness fuck you

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You need to

jez was smarter than mark

Addicted to this stuff

youtu.be/eMgD14GaQS4

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mate 5 quid down the pub woild get you few breezers and a suck in the toilet

glass of beer and some rick steves europe on youtube
dont mind if i do