>he doesn't know how to swim
He doesn't know how to swim
>I do actually and I shred mad waves brah
>*shaka*
It always shocked me to know there are people who don't know how to swim in France.
Like just go to the pool faggot.
I know how to swim but I'm not comfortable going out in deep water because I haven't practised it for quite a while so I'm really shit at it.
Deep water are fucking scary. It's really uncomfortable to swim in it.
>What, you can't swim?
*throws you into the deep end*
>No time like the present to learn.
100% sure you are black
Made thread about me huh. Fuck you. Reply in my thread and be a man!
i got traumatized when i was a child, swimming teacher was a real piece of shit. i can probably learn how to swim now, still rather avoid it.
Same i can swim alright in shallow water, bjt once it's starts to become deep i panic like a nigger.
>no I don't know how to swim, I feel it
You don't need to be a nigger for this.
I'm white as fuck (pur breton), lived all my life on the coast but each time i try to swim in deep water there is a big feeling of dread.
I'm not alone, lots of my friends feel the same.
Fuck you crackas.
You can't even dunk.
>Be white
>Can't dance
Subhumans
Why dunk when you can sink three pointers?
literally what's the difference between 3m deep water and 100m, in any case you can't touch the bottom
i tried to learn but every time i go to the pool or to the beach i start drowning in pussy and never even make it to the water
f-fuck you
This be true and shit i can't even dunk
Call me pussy one more time...
Why? Are you scared of sharks or big jellyfishes?
I wish I could try it out, never had an opportunity
I spent all my childhood summers on a sail boat since I was 1 yo, trained competitive swimming after I was 7 and do scuba diving. I know how to swim.
Not really, where i lived there is nothing dangerous.
It's more like when you are just about to enter a creepy dark room.
You should, at least once, it's a good experience.
I've been night diving to a ship wreck. Couldn't see almost anything but complete darkness until the wreckage was few meters away in my flashlight. Pretty serene and comfy feeling.
He is from Swede though
Humans live on land, not in water
We sail
*dives
swimming lessons are mandatory at school in the UK when you're like 7/8
is this not the case in other countries?
agree. im actually confident in my swimmimg ability, but if i swim out deep i spend maybe 30 seconds and then try to make my way back
its like walking around a house without any lights on
reasonably youre safe but psychologically you feel like something could go massively wrong
They're useless
I couldn't swim before those lessons and I couldn't afterwards
I can barely do it even now, hate swimming
>hurr durr being able to move in the water is an important skill to have
Literally when in your entire life will you ever have to swim? Never, unless you do it recreationally but that's completely optional. Swimming is useless. Not to mention that your options are:
>poor where you have to share the water with sweaty dirty boomers and Gypsies and similar
>seas and rivers where you can actually drown and where people shit and piss
What a retarded activity.
Lmao