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to this

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one meal a day isn't clean living

excellent shirt

times change

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spent about 10 min this morning scrolling back through facebook messenger to find a video of us having sex my ex took and texted to me while we were still together - this was about 2 years ago

feels extraordinarily grim lads

i got new gear never used it
subaru ride through the mist with no music

But it's a healthy meal

weird seeing the queen start off looking well younger than the US president in each photo, then over time watching as she gets older and older while they stay about the same

but only one, that's not enough

>Victorians, not used to coffee yet, used to pour it from their cup into their saucer to help it cool, and then drink it from the saucer

Victorians were scum

i watch twitch streams

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are you gonna send it to her nee bf or her parents
personally id do both with a link to pornhub also

>I don't eat any carbohydrates, why do I feel like shit ?
mate

Hence the nuts throughout the day

My penis is so broken from smoking heavily and I’m only 20

Never get morning wood and it’s just pYhetic and at 60% when hard

Kill me kill me kill me kill me

But I'm fat, so I need to not eat carbs to lose weight, right?

Her age is a meme at this point. How long has george(?) waited take the throne? 50 years?

reckon i could heem mcgregor easily
not cocky, im just built differently

get some viagra lol

biden when

finally got an electric toothbrush, it's so much better, i'm an idiot xDDD

disgusting

Mental how both Boris and Donald were both born in NYC.

God, I hate the royal family

Hello lads, I am back after serving a three day ban for "racism" after making a joke about the Irish.
That janny really is a nutcase eh.

Charles, and it's been 54 years since he turned 18 whilst queenie was queen.

Really old people here did the same, with a sugar cube hold between their lips.

hope it's a philips sonicare

Perhaps you could stop smoking

>with a sugar cube hold between their lips.

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jannies dont ban tho

stop smoking, eat clean and do lots of cardio

(spoiler: you won't)

blog on

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wonder who her favourite president was
trump probs has a bit of rough charm about him
*googles it*

well he's only 7, so not quite

oral b bro, some reddit dentists thread recommended it

maybe they were shilling, maybe not

I’m kicking the disgusting fucking smokes, it’s so not worth it. Gonna get back into boxing.

She's clearly having fun with him, seems she hates the Dems

You seem to miss the point

>people are capitalising "Black" now
but why?
if anything, it feels like a bit of a Victorian and crypto-racist term, like saying "the blacks" instead of "black people"

No, it's about eating fewer calories than you burn

"Cock goes where?"

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But I burn none so I need to avoid the carbs since they turn into fat

Maddest thing about this post is that you're using Lyndon fucking Johnson to be the "respectable" president to contrast against Trump. LBJ is probably the only other President who is as crass, boorish, arrogant, abrasive and buffoonish as Trump

never

>irish nonce thinks its cool for a 40 year old man to try and hang out with his sons teenage friends
typical

okay this is bait

basado
always remember yankoids drinking properly for the first time in first year uni
they could not hack it

>swedish humour

holy shit you're a fucking nutritional genius, you must be shredded
oh wait, you're a fat idiot

People already treating Biden as a corpse who's only job is to give them the first woman president

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my point is about appearances, not personalities.
LBJ phoning the trouser tailors to talk about how his dick is too big for his pants is kino however

whose that lady?

Good lad once you're off them they'll be repulsive to you and you'll be laughing

She doesn't feel like my Mum and I'm not very close with her.

Yes exactly. I'm trying to be better and get less fat, but I feel like crap.

lol remember that leaked phone call from the white house where lyndon johnson is talking to his tailor and wont stop talking about how he has to make sure his trousers have extra space to fit his enormous elephant cock in them

and what does that have to do with British culture?

Her name's Lilibet, her dad used to be King

>buffoonish

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You shouldn’t snack on peanuts and it takes a couple weeks to adapt to fasting/one meal a day. I only eat for social reasons now so that means a meal every 2/3 days with friends but otherwise I feel great.

You need electrolytes too which is your biggest problem. Look up snake juice.

no I dont sorry

>Really old people here did the same, with a sugar cube hold between their lips.
>>Victorians, not used to coffee yet, used to pour it from their cup into their saucer to help it cool, and then drink it from the saucer
old iranians do this with tea

gatekeeping weasel

nah but i remember these

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no, I'm not a yank

why do you think americans actually wait until they're 21 to drink?

>I only eat for social reasons now

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>seething
and what does that have to do with British culture?

Wasn't lyndon fond of showing of his cock at private parties? Like, slamming it down on top of the table.

>actually trying to sell him snake oil

m8

Because you're eating like shit m8. One meal a day is not good enough, you need some kind of breakfast too at a minimum for two a day instead of just having a dinner. There are a certain amount of calories you just NEED to function.

Also you're probably not getting enough nutrition. What and how much veg do you eat? Can you supplement it with fruit alongside your nuts with bananas or apples or pears?

most people learn what words mean before they start using them btw
helps avoid looking foolish

ah yes random words on an internet image very impressive

what, some clogwog saying a random buzzword?
fuck all

i understand what you're saying but the simple fact that you have to wait an extra 3 years, legally, leads to a certain immaturity with alcohol
also my post was in regards to experiences that i have had, so i guess thats why i think that

Not cooked enough

They would be right

making a call

alcohol should be illegal

eating breakfast is immoral

ok grandpa

bet historians pouring over historical documents let off the occasional 'ah yes random words on ancient papyrus very impressive' when they come across something they disagree with

Imagine being picked by a creepy old white guy based solely on your gender and skin colour.

>There are a certain amount of calories you just NEED to function.
Which I must be getting from meat and nuts.

>What and how much veg do you eat? Can you supplement it with fruit alongside your nuts with bananas or apples or pears?
Bag of spinach or a cauliflower and a broccoli. Fruit is sugar again, like carbs. Not supposed to have those if you're losing weight, right?

probably, but that wouldn't go down well

I really want a woman to gas light me and hit me. Is that a mental illness.?

Spamming/flooding is

It’s just salt, potassium, baking powder and magnesium in water

the more i read about the poor relationship between John Major and Bill Clinton, the more based Major seems desu.
shame he never got a second election win so that the "special relationship" (us cucking out to the yanks) could be buried forever

>128584957
didn't you get enough (You)'s the last time you posted this?

Been growing a beard for 6 months but I've got to shave it off today and I'm feeling sad about the whole situation

>magnesium
Mined in the Congo by kids, I reccon.

niggas really got the yankee with the brim but they say “yankee wit no brim”
thats full cap

But then we wouldn't have had the kino bromance of Blair and Bush

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having a go

If you’re fat you’d be surprised how long your body can last without food, operating at a decent level. Your body just needs to adapt to using your fat stores as energy.

>I've got to shave it off today
why

god i love big breasted anime girls

call me a lean polish wanker and what have you but the first time i learnt about full english i thought it was a main course

yeah no cap

Mask i reccon

that is a normal reaction
there's a reason why brits are hamplanets

Job interview, he's whined about it before

>Fruit is sugar again, like carbs. Not supposed to have those if you're losing weight, right?
no you stupid fucking retard

the sugars in most fruits aren't an issue because you're also getting vitamins and fibre from them; as opposed to a chocolate bar which isn't nutritious in the slightest
if you're losing weight, literally all you need to do is calories in calories out

im doing neither.

there was that case study of the 300lb guy who fasted down to a healthy weight over an entire year under medical supervision
that’s how your fat stores were meant to be used, besides the fact you still need vitamins and supplements.

it is though

could've sworn we voted brexit

youtu.be/uJq9EJA4LkA
i demand a black african gf with a race roleplay fetish

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arrogant students completely BTFO by the government, grades lowered and they didnt even have exams