/brit/

good post

a nonce

nonce

> not having kids is a bad thing

it's literally an utterly insane and undefendable opinion
childfree mongos should be locked up in mental asylums and given electrotherapy until they recover their senses

>not even finished my breakfast and have bit my tongue strong enough to make it bleed heavily
fuck's sake

Priti Patel needs to release some thot pics

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ever accidentally chomped on the cutlery? bit into a fork once when I was shoveling food into me gob and chipped a tooth

cool wine nigger

has anyone ever heard of a cool wine aunt

My former boss was one

maybe 20-30 years ago when the future was salvageable .

'e

sounds like a shallow existence

my mrs is one (for now)

Being a lad is what I'm about. I can tell you who isn't a lad, anyone from your flag.

thinking about muscular black lads fucking my sister

It's creepy how tw*tterfags try to be verbose in a bid to sound smart

Like you I'm guessing

alri Cody

imagine becoming Secretary of State exclusively because you have thic thighs and hate niggers
what if the civil service fast stream was this easy

Looks like the Urban Outfitters in Exeter to me. Can you confirm?

have a child by a thai prostitute in pattaya
I pay $300/month to support it

was saying this down the pub last night

I've never met a "childfree" person. And I'm 18. I think it's something that only exists among redditors who I don't really interact with.

daring synthesis of character tropes

I picture a muscular black man with a bandana and white tanktop drinking a glass of rosé

top post

sounds like a good life
id deffo love to be some wine aunt's toyboy massaging her into a frenzy then shagging

wine aunts only go for black lads

(posted this in /ireland/ by mistake) Lads I've been using the term 'busybody' all wrong. turns out it's not when someone is occupying themselves with meaningless tasks and endless slow work just to appear busy all of the time. I called my manager a 'busybody' at work because he is always scheduling pointless meetings. What term should I have used lads

my gf is a tarq and almost all of her mates are child averse
career type women, and i think they want to be a 'cool wine aunt' (i cringe just typing it)

Haven’t shagged since lockdown began
The clubs closing has been dire for me

won't be having kids
the way society is going, i think that's a good thing

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then id like to be a black lad with a fit wine aunt gf who takes me to exotic lications for sex

the best thing about lockdown was that the gay bath house had to shut permanently and about seven bum boys committed suicides

Meat Pies? VERY big fan

dating apps

Luckily I come from a large family so I have many other siblings who can raise children of their own while I settle in to becoming the cool drugs uncle

my wine aunt lives an unspeakably grim and desperate existence
not something to aspire to

Cream pies? Very big fan

didn’t ask

wanker

Cock fries? Very big fan

What about cream pie?

My neighbours daughter travelled for her entire 20s basically.
It was great for her but now shes back in the real world and about 6 years behind her peers in terms of job status and was living with her mam till a couple months ago
I dont know why people think no kids means you’ll be rich

Can’t be arsed with having to chat to them
At least on a night out you just dance then shag
far easier

god shes fit

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twat

>I've never met a "childfree" person.
youve never seen an adult without a child?

Cool Wine Aunt i knew killed herself at 40 because she didn't have kids

not fit to lead

Yeah, I just can't understand these faggots that pullout and then jack off onto her face or ass or wherever.

L-Theanine just came in

I’m gonna RELOOOOOX so fucking hard

whats the difference between creepy sex tourist uncle and cool wine aunt
>alcoholic
>'exotic' long sex tourist holidays
>no real commitments (read: mates)
>desperate

>he is always scheduling pointless meetings
>What term should I have used lads
mentally ill, unproductive white-collar cuckold

bummed her for a pack of chuddies behind the st anne's bike shed in year 9

Prefer that lesbo in charge of Finland

wine ant doesnt try to get children.

Most people who dream of being rich lack the discipline that most people require to become rich. They're desperate to signal their rich lifestyle to other people, so they spend recklessly instead of saving. The only ones who get away with it and end up rich irregardless are those who become famous or who are decent entrepreneurs and manage to grow and then sell their business

One's a woman

what kind of uncle would you be then lads

Makework but it doesn’t have the same ring
Jobsworth almost

youtube.com/watch?v=nBpHMTkDnPc

made a coffee from cerrado mineiro, brazil - 1200m
tasting notes: chocolat, fruits a coque
variety: mundo novo, catuai
medium roast
aeropress, traditional method

probably whether they sucked off a ladyboy yes or no

genuinely thought it was impossible for anyone other than obese white geriatrics to be politicians before obama came on the scene

imagine using full stops on /brit/ lmao

gender

I read the news today, oh boy
About a lucky man who made the grade
And though the news was rather sad
Well, I just had to laugh
I saw the photograph

He blew his mind out in a car
He didn't notice that the lights had changed
A crowd of people stood and stared
They'd seen his face before
Nobody was really sure if he was from the House of Lords

cock fruits

Can't wait until I'm 40 and shagging the depression out of fit wine aunts

Psychiatrists only have a field day with the latter

False, they love teenage boys, makes them feel like a MILF without being an M.

why do black people just shout at all times

honestly fuck off

what is wrong with using proper punctuation.
far more eloquent to do this.

>basing your entire personal identity around alcoholism

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Yeah it’s really annoying how loud they are

>gif
fuck off

N'e

Wish Tulsi Gabbard was president of the States

great band
great song

haha get a grip mate you're showing yourself up

honk

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>check face with phone camera
>horribly blotchy poreous skin with red marks everywhere, look like a leper FREAK
Why are phone cameras like this?

For me it’s the cheap preground stuff from Lidl in a floral packet

find it hard to believe people genuinely enjoy travelling.

AYYYYYY YO THIS NIGGA FINNA SHOOT US ALL OH GAWD

translation: nuts
sounds like cock fruits in english
nuts is also colloquial english for bollocks

Sheer poetry tbqhwy

and what does that have to do with British culture?

why?

cringe cringe cringe at these 'wow this is literally me' memes
did NOT read

mirror like tha ttoo
REALITY LIKE THAT TOO

Just looking my cock nuts mashed

got a pair of females living below me and I think im going to go mad

they seemingly never work or sleep and just play black woke commentaries and scream at the TV at all times

silverware is a jewish plot

>seeking out MORE jfs
alien concept to me

Did you ever do some traveling in asia?

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sounds good tbqh

thinking of walking into sainsburies shirtless haha

best holiday destination in Europe lads?

this, I fight back against the jewish conspiracy by shovelling food into my face with my bare hands or just diving face first into the bowl

tongue still bleeding lads

go herd goats lol

Most pleasant travelling I’ve done has been when there are approximately 2 other people in the whole vicinity

Rome during lockdown. Ukraine in depths of winter. Hiking alone places. Fuck all people, just me n the sights.

>Democratic Party wants Kamala Harris as President because she's a black woman and has woke diversity cred but she's also a staunch neoliberal and defender of the globalist system
>Democratic Party realises she can't win an election by herself because she's largely unknown by normies and not very charismatic
>Democratic Party uses Joe Biden to get elected because he's a popular and familiar face amongst centrists, black people and Midwesterners so will steal a lot of votes from Trump and get votes that Hillary couldn't get
>Immediately upon becoming President, Joe hands over power to Kamala because he's senile and too old to govern
>Dems get the President they actually wanted by electing a corpse into power just as a tool

Doesn't this seem really.... cynical?

looking at the page now and it's got cornwall listed as a belligerent
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Three_Hundred_and_Thirty_Five_Years'_War
bit weird

can’t bait the sheik

Thinking of going to Columbia for sex tourism because I don't like chinks

alri bazza

Are they black females? I used to live next to a house of girls and the wall was paper thin, every time they got drunk they would have loud karaoke, then again we used to have dirty sessions and blared techno really loud. A couple people on the street called the cops on us more than once.

lol you wouldn't

Got my p45 today lads because I didn’t want to go back to work during the pandemic. Reckon I can go for wrongful dismissal?

haha nutter

even 3DPD know that anime is superior
that's why they all copy anime girls
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Bradford or Luton
maybe Wolverhampton if you feel posh

watch me
haha im gazza actually
gaz the nut haha

what thread and board do you think you're in?

>Catch phrases:
>YEAHHH.

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Alright brother, I can confirm

>come to work
>no
>ok you're sacked
>reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee unfair dismissal

no

yep

i'm just gunna develop of habit of blaring the bass through the floor which I have previously avoided due to general decency

you will never have sex

Does the UK have shirtless faggots driving around on scooters in the middle of the day?

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this but joe is already deceased from covid and pelosi is controlling his corpse with strings

>cool wine aunt

Why do drunken middle aged sluts think they are cool?

but i have
please stop projecting your failures onto everyone you don't agree with

You can't name anything more vile than this. FACT.

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Squeezing past disgruntled middle aged women as I go the wrong way round Tesco’s to get some tinnies

Aye, used to just turn the subwoofer on full blast if the neighbours were being dicks about noise

nah
not even worried about possibly being wrong because I'm so certain

underwhelming experience

It's just mushed up coleslaw, what's the problem?

YES! love to see the scenes of one of these chavs getting mad road rash.

Benidorm

Not sure

You forgot the part about the deadly virus going around.

doubling down is just another defense mechanism of those who are often wrong

sex is a boring chore. wank masterrace

>99% of the thread is not about British culture
>nobody bats an eye
>Post about American politics
>"ummmm what does this have to do with British culture"

I see you, cretin.

dunno
always enjoyed it with a good group of mates

Government says it's safe to go back to work though.

I'm hungry now, ty.

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any cool beer uncles in?

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not even worried
genuinely true a lot of the time

Got absolutely blasted last night and walked around the street looking for dogends to smoke. Picked one up and smoked it then went home and made oven chips. Now vomiting up bile and shaking.

reports are invisible
would you rather the entire thread was 50/50 off-topic and people calling out off-topic?
you came out of nowhere completely unsolicited making a completely off-topic post about American politics, so you were publicly called out

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hope you made this up lad

wow this is literally me

>tfw no Belgian beer uncle named Rocky

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