/brit/

>old English? You mean German?
>middle English? You mean French?
>modern English? You mean American?
Well well well it turns out br*ts have never had their own unique language.
Honestly I don't know how br*ts are gonna recover from this
Don't @ me

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The dream life is being a wealthy white first worlder expat living in a gated/secluded well off community in a tropical third world country

reckon the british and americans should've just pushed through germany and battered the russians senseless

bish bash bosh, job done, simple as

would dive headfirst into a bangladeshi cesspool to get one sniff of their toenails

Just overhead pressed 1pl8 for 3x12

Bold as a bull strong as an ox everyone knows paddy can box

ok poorfag

wow it's fucking nothing

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Russia was on our side lad

popcorn chicken in the inside pocket of a coat used to be pretty standard

you think the democrat party are genuinely trying to beat trump?
every single decision they've made in the last 4-5 years, from supporting violent crime and mass immigration, to putting forward the blatantly perverted and demented old biden as candidate has been massively unpopular, and they know it
you might say "never attribute to malice that which can be explained by incompetence," but this level of incompetence from career politicians and their top level public relations teams is just not plausible any more
if you hired a certified plumber to fix a leaky pipe, and he deliberately smashed that pipe and flooded your kitchen, and then expected payment, would you put that down to incompetence?
you'd be a crazy gullible fool if you did

A HEART OF STONE
RIND SO TOUGH IT'S CRAZY
THAT'S WHY THEY CALL ME THE AVACADO, BABY

The British language is Welsh, slavglo.

@128591456
>this little concept of linguistics
i pity you, cretinous retrobate

I think you're a schizo freak.

what does this have to do with British culture?

nah i don't rate em

After thousands of /brit/ threads, you know what I realize?

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You lads wouldn’t last a second against Ireland’s brave Baldy McDonagh

youtu.be/cCpuuglA05U

That's what I mean yes. Didn't realise it was unclear desu.

That you should come here and suck my knob.

Elaborate

dont care

I'm addicted to cakes and sweets and sugary treats. It's bad when both your brain and body crave it.

OH NO NO NO

i.4cdn.org/wsg/1597318746119.webm

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shite gim

cared enough to reply

dont care

i don't really care what a fool like you thinks of me
very selective about which off topic posts you complain about, aren't you?
i wonder why that is

see

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“Don’t care” is the supreme cope response considering the person who posted it obviously found your post irksome enough to reply to

You’d have to be a really horrible bitter little gremlin subhuman to come out with something like that

Good post mate. Thanks. She downloads her shows from China

Actually a good idea. She wouldn't have anything that an ethernet cable can even plug into, so she can't prove it wrong

Welsh is the British language and was often called British until the Stuart era when England, Scotland and Ireland stole the term. It's native to Britain unlike English.

you like dudes?

just found out that i'm welsh, what should i do?

dont care

Cared enough to type that essay, which I did not read.

care to actually justify your actions rather than attacking me for once?

CHUCKLING

theguardian.com/politics/2020/aug/13/priti-patel-seeks-advice-on-confirming-legality-of-poppers
theguardian.com/politics/2020/aug/13/priti-patel-seeks-advice-on-confirming-legality-of-poppers

The word care is being thrown around a lot this thread

>d-don't care

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very arrogant those nordics
Sickened I have a norse gael surname

>the person who posted it obviously found your post irksome enough to reply to
this bit is the cope though

Really weird how they just revealed in the last episode of The Inbetweeners Jay was molested by his neighbour. Just came out of nowhere but maybe it explains the bullshitting mechanism he has. Probably the darkest moment in the series

knew a gay man that took these every time he had sex and ended up not being able to have sex without them.
not judging or anything just sayin

i dont understand people who dont eat breakfast

you sound a tad bitter there lad

i care about what i wrote
i don't care about your personal thoughts on it if they only consist of empty name calling
i don't need to justify myself to you because you mean nothing to me beyond being a mild annoyance

black coffee and a fag for breakfast

again, we're not talking about me here, do try and concentrate
what does this post have to do with British culture?

dont care
dont care
dont care

Same
Do fee weak with my morning porridge

maybe he couldnt relax his arsehole enough without em

didnt ask

Soviet Union was part of the Allies the same way Cartman is part of the friend group on South Park. Yes, they might all be on the same side, but the USSR and Cartman are basically villains in their own right and far less morally sound than the others

Do brits actually turn their accent off?

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what does this have to do with British culture?

Don’t care

remember when we had that long discussion about which hand you put your fork in earlier this morning

good times

how are you not starving all morning

I just wish all of history were explained like tv shows and pop culture. Then I might give the slightest of fucks
No one has ever said on their deathbed 'god I wish I knew more about history'

I remember you admitting to /brit/ that you eat like a toddler

She’s definitely ugly enough to be British, the whole thing she’s doing there where she’s made some collage about herself in MS paint with designs and everything is absolutely fucking warped and demented

again, why pick out my post to complain about when there are dozens of "off topic" posts in every /brit/ thread?
it's american politics you cry about, every single time
so i can only assume it's not the fact that it's "off topic" that bothers you, but the topic itself
why do you care so much about people talking about american politics in /brit/?

right handed person = knife in right (finer motion) fork in left

what was his name

WW2 is the founding myth of modern British culture, there is a national cult of Churchill and ze Germans are our mythological devil, so it has everything to do with British culture

You make me feel sick you disgusting little freak.

care to actually justify your actions rather than attacking me for once?

*laughs and nods my head pretending to know what you’re talking about to fit in*
Haha yeah that was mental
*darts eyes around the room nervously*

Bruno

eating with just fork in the right eating with knife and fork in the left never crossing over

Why are uni students so boring?

When I was at uni, I swear it was like talking to a collection of reddit posters for the most part.

remember it? i printed out the posts and labelled them in a photo album to commemorate that victory

read this in an Irish accent

yeah I didn't ask for a load of boring shit though, did I?

Where does the holocaust fall into this analogy

obsessed go back to toil lunch break is over

It was at uni that I met SJWs and Kekistanis for the first time irl and not on the internet.

uni was alright yeah. did some erasmus which was a laugh. met some good friends and good connections. ended up leaving with a first.

*post unrelated to british culture*

toddlercore is /fa/

boo hoo
did the precious little flower see a post they didn't like?
aww /brit/ can be so stressful can't it? go have a lie down baby before we get the old waterworks going

if you keep getting called out for posting about american politics maybe stop posting about american politics outside of the american politics board?

QUESTION.

IF GANG PULL UP ARE YOU GONNA BACK YOUR BREDRIN

No one under 30 has ever said anything worth listening to.

Who the fuck cares what you ask for, virgin? Does anybody here actually like you?

At uni they called me ‘Egg Nigger’, even my professors

sucking an enfield SA80

>b me
>go to you kay
>everyone is driving on the wrong side of the road

no
i already answered that question
care to answer mine?

no

youtube.com/watch?v=Y4Syasft_5Y

love rick steves vids

oi m8 wheres yer fackin mask?

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didnt ask for a life story

rip my nigga bis

well this is an anonymous imageboard so expecting people to identify and "like" other posters is just a hangover from your home website
maybe go back?

*bites into burger*

*jaw clicks*

i'll post about whatever i want, just like everyone else does (including the tedious little content police posters like you)

DELETE THIS!!!!!!

Company i work for got this new website to everything on and it is so fucking trash
Horrendously slow and so hard to navigate.
Spending half my day just filling out one ticket because of how slow it is

and i wasnt telling you one so wind your neck in, trying to show off to brit.

No idea what kind of nonsense you're dribbling out any more. Quiet, gimp.

my favourite /brit/ gimmick?

heh... you’ve probably never heard of it

where did you justify posting American politics in the general dedicated to the discussion of British culture, exactly?

they didn't though did they
be quiet

Told my Mum I was going to buy something today and she said "What? With your NEET bux?". Lads what the fuck

*stands atop a high mountain peak*
*sings this in a magnificently high pitched voiced*

kek this was me

t. web developer

Yeah every one of your posts. All you fucking mental midgets need to be put down asap.

that's convenient for you

I don't rate niggers

Mumberg does the same to me.

That's right Boyo!!!!! BEen here the whole time!! Bet ya didn't expect that did ya! go to bed luv mum xx

going off the record

told her about that when i was shagging her last night

did she now? mmmm wow yep thats yeah thats really hmmm yep wooop awooga

Punch the nearest Anglo

i didn't justify it, or try to
you asked me if i'd care to, and i said no
is there something wrong with your reading comprehension?

I enjoy buying books more than I do reading them. About 2/3rds of my library is unread because of this reason

anyone else pour their beer from the bottle into a pint glass when they’re at a house party? I always bring my own in case the host doesn’t have an extra

will you think of the /brit/ lads on your death bed, lads?

At university the collective student body and all the academic staff referred to me as ‘Egg Nigger’

new outfit what do you think

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The USSR were the good guys, the USA and England were the villains.

wow

hope not

love when the yanks arrive thinking saying nigger is the best banter out there, truly wondrous