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In Russia, 100,000 bats are sold in a year, but only 10 baseballs are sold lolololol

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In Russia it is now forbidden to have more than 3 people in a car. Otherwise you get viruses.
viruses = virussen, vier russen = four russians

Japanese are famous in their ignorance about Russia. youtube.com/watch?v=4ke_W6FChPo

>In Russia, 100,000 bats are sold in a year
So this is why they're having trouble with corona

>t. Kamato Tayama

P.S. this is a Lithuanian joke about Japanese names and Japanese stealing.
"Kamato Tayama" sounds Japanese and sounds identical to Lithuanian words
Ką mato tą jama. Roughly: "What he sees is what he takes".

It's not a joke if it's true
I own a bat

Why do Russians always steal two cars in Germany?
Because they have to go through Poland on their way home.

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How old is your bat? What's his name? Have you checked him for corona yet?

A Russian, a Ukrainian, and a Belarusian walk into a bar together. All 3 sit down.
The bartender asks the Belarusian what he wants, he says he wants krambambula.
The bartender asks the Ukrainian what he wants, he says he wants horilka.
The bartender finally asks what the Russian wants, he replies that he wants a cup of semen because Russians are massive fucking faggots.

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That Russian was Alber Einstein, your father.