Go to germany

>go to germany
>Nobody is wearing liederhosen or drinking from huge beer steins
>Barely anyone had platinum blonde hair, square jaws, or ice blue eyes
Evropa is dead...

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Wtf a snake is coming out of his body?!?!?!!!!?!!?

I am the solution to save EVROPA

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I get you, dude. I went to England and there were no witches or warlocks. Truly Europe is dead.

>Spain
>Nobody is salsa dancing or wearing morion armor
They took this from us

Please tell me there were dragons, or is Europe too far gone...

RVJVCT DVGVNVRVCY

None whatsoever. I didn’t see a single magical creature. It’s over, dude. Europe is dead and buried.

>Go to Sweden
>No giant mushrooms

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VVVV VVVVVVVVV VVVVVV

wtfffff how could this be!!!!????

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This is me

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Lederhosen are folklore in Bavaria these days. Beer steins would get stolen/broken, therefore only used in more expensive places. Nordic types can only be found in Northern Germany (duh).
But otherwise Europe is doing not so bad. It could be better sure, but media are being apocalyptic.

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The fuck is wrong with his arm

>go to france
>their cafes werent full of amateur writers trying to get inspiration from watching notre dame and drinking coffee while wearing the french hat
Disappointed

>go to Canada
>No lumberjacks
>Police wear normal police clothes and are short and brown

>go to America
>don't get shot
>no fridge in the hotel room to put my shoes into

>went to UK
>see trash everywhere
was my biggest "shock" you could say

explain?

>go to usa
>Not one single fight between cowboys and indians
>People just drove cars and I didn't see any horses
>No chinese immigrants building rail roads
Amvrica is degenerate now

>go to USA
>BBC everywhere

Lurk more.

>Go to USA
>Good infrastructure, no crime, very European looking buildings, no obesity seen
Is New England really American?

What do you expect from island slavs?

>He doesn't know

No. That's why they are called Yankees.

VGH...

>go to Ottawa
>no one apologizes to me, not even once

they took them away from them

There's this meme about how the biggest news in Sweden used to be about a boy finding a giant mushroom in forest.

>go to Italy
>they use 'U'
Democracy has failed...