I want immortality.
I want immortality
Samuel Scott
Isaiah Bennett
I want sex
Jason Stewart
I want to tongue kiss a woman.
Grayson Sanchez
I want to become a lich
Jack Thompson
I want a harem of qts
Adam Scott
I take it back, I want immortality
Mason Hill
>Gain immortality
>Commit crime
>Get sentenced to life without parole
Christopher White
I was making out with my fwb, and she literally gave me canker sores because she bit my lip so much
Isaac Gray
Immortality means no death right? So you can still get very ill and not die therefore living in a painful nightmare without the sweet release of death?
Camden Bennett
she gave you canker sores because she has herp
Owen Young
this happened while we were making out, it was very painful
they are gone now though
Jose Ross
i want to be an omnipotent being.
Jonathan Fisher
And as it is appointed unto men once to die, but after this the judgment:
Brody Mitchell
I WANT TO FUCKING SEE HOW HUMAN SOCIETY DEVELOPS.
anything could happen. I can learn about any history in time but i will never ever know how social structures will change in the future. Unless if i nuke humanity then i will
Angel Phillips
I dont want anything, I'm happy with what I am
Jose Ramirez
>people who sentenced you die out and their civilization deteriorates into dirt
>still have 99.9(100).......% of time in the universe left
Bentley Brown
can't wait to die desu
Ian Lopez
I want peace of mind.
Hunter Davis
>he wants to live until the sun supernova's and burns everything on earth and then expands and crushes it and you're either stuck on a superheated desolate rock with nothing to do because everything was burnt to ashes or instead you find some way off the planet before that happens and you wander the empty space in a little cuck spaceship for tens of thousands of years wishing you could die until you crash land on an inhabitable planet the next star over and the Bogdanoffs greet you and tell you what took you so long and laugh at you for not investing in bogcoins while you had the chance
Kevin Collins
>I shall deprive you of food, let us see whether you are happy then.
Bentley Stewart
depraved looking pepe
Ian Young
>he doesn't want to live long enough to witness Andromeda and Milky Way colliding
Gabriel Green
I just want a blunt
Adrian Fisher
I want to time travel.
Jackson Sanders
There’s a twilight zone where this happens verbatim
Kayden Watson
ME TOO.
DEATH IS BORING.
AFTER DIE ALL TURN BLACK FOREVER
Chase Ward
It won't look like anything special from within. It's not like stars and planets will actually smash into each other.
Nathan Kelly
You don't want immortality, you want to be forever young.
Austin Torres
Based, here's a similar Bodhipepe
Gavin Baker
Lincoln Ward
I could wait that out (seriously) being immortal, but then there's the stuff like getting buttfucked raw in prison and other things that will leave a grave, maybe permanent damage in me, or changes me completely.
who knows what type of person I will be a hundred thousand years from now
Matthew Hill
We've already designed ships that could be made, quite cheaply, using yesterdays technology that could reach 3% the speed of light. The Orion project was the greatest hope of mankind, a nuclear bomb impulse drive that could reach alpha centauri in a mere few decades. Imagine could be done with an antimatter impulse drive. We've already created a few grams of antimatter in a lab. It won't be 10,000 years, at most 100
Ethan Morris
You subhuman baboon. You literal nigger.
How dare you speak, you swarthy jungle monkey. How dare you open your big lipped, rim encrusted, menthol cigarette smelling mouth?
You are human trash, Tyrone LeShawn Johnson. Universally despised, derided and mocked. Your nationality, skin tone and mutt-looking face offer no hope to the world that North America can ever prosper. Crawl back in to the Angolan jungle you came out of, you literal orangutan.
I hope you decide to join some McDonald's drive-thru and rape some women while you shit on the entrance floor, as is in the negroes nature. It would still be the whitest pussy you ever had. Give Nigel and Robert a chance for some target practice, your sole use to the world. Americans obsession with an imaginary non-nigger heritage is hilarious but sad. Coincidentally its the only worthwhile contribution America has made to people, a mere meme to laugh at. The MUH HERITAGE sentiment in the average negro American is both an early warning sign of autism in children, and early on set Alzheimer's in adults.
Take your black hairy fingers off your keyboard, and never talk about the human species again, you mockery of our supposed shared ancestor.. No amount of olive oil and wheat flour slabbed on your face every morning will make you white. It's about as delusional of an idea as your daydreams of European heritage.
You nigger.
You make Serbia look like a beacon of civilization.
You are the Sentinel Island of North America.
Go fertilise the Arizona deserts with you and your families corpses, its the best you can hope for in life. For the first time in your life, nigger, you have a job making food for beings vastly superior to yourself. Sub-saharan African cattle. Coincidentally, it would be the first time an American "man" provided for a family.
Die, Tyrone. No one would miss you. Except for Australian Aboriginals, who now would have no one to make them look good.
Christian Phillips
>who knows what type of person I will be a hundred thousand years from now
Aren't you curious?