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The Chinese, what a great bunch of lads

oggy oggy oggy!

has your willy ever fallen off

advertising or spamming?

wonder what chinese banter is like

I voted Leave in the 2016 referendum because I'm a communist.

those gimmicks posted only once or twice a week are the best

Keep losing mine down the back of the settee

Chaz n Dave edish

'Cock shot' and 'beaver' are terms in what game?

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they don't make 6 pound notes you CUNT

Mad how if your finger gets chopped off you're meant to keep it in your mouth til the doctors can sew it back on

Only God should be in charge of deciding the time of death. Thou shalt not kill. If you execute a man for theft or murder, you’re still sinning in God’s eyes. You’re doing the same deed under the guise of a worldly “justice” which God never commanded you to do. Jesus himself also took the death penalty. You’d probably execute Him too, that makes you no better than the Pharisees. What a fuck up you’ve made. Go ask God for forgiveness alright mate?

my thread on /lit/ is starting to take off :)

geordie is the ugliest accent in the UK
especially on women

THINK ABOUT IT, THINK! If homelessness didn't exist, would people choose to spend at least 33% of their wages on rent?

the waldo moment

Can you describe the development methodology that you're familiar with?

Badminton

...

any australians remember chaz liciardello
wonder what that wog's doing these days
remember the chaser

received a racist book in the post

More of an r/AsiansGoneWild/ kind of man meself

>george is the ugliest accent in the UK especially on the wo-

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oi oi oi!

fuming about brexit and how good products from europe will be more expensive and how it will be harder to go on holiday/live abroad

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I'm a dialectical monist

>methodology
odd choice of words

but i'm an import substitution industrialisation man myself

she looks brain dead

dunno why i said george

You misspelt brummie

>george
who?
also geordie is considered by a plurality to be the best english accent

weird post
i'm not religious and i don't believe you are either

amerite bastard

I love fucking 16 year old british boys.

gf

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for me it's r/paag

Haha George you stupid fucking twat

Here everyone look at this stupid fucking gimp waste of oxygen CUNT

Hiring managers are looking to understand how a job candidate would fit into their organization's work environment and process, Halpin said. For example, if a candidate comes from an agile background, it will likely be easier for them to adapt to a waterfall or hybrid development methodology.

"If a candidate hasn't had experience with a specific methodology and is interviewing for a position that uses agile or waterfall, it won't necessarily be a deal-breaker, but the candidate should be able to overcome that objection and explain how they will familiarize themselves with the methodology required," Halpin said. "There are meetups, certifications and books that can help tech professionals learn these."

i do...

Remember I snorted a bunch of adderall and the next day it had shriveled up to like 3 inches loool

*rolls a dice to decide this /brit/ thread's conversation*

1: rorke vs leftypol
2: secondary school vs high school
3: which country influences more people to learn english
4: trannies
5: people list video games (no discussion)
6: people post tiktoks (no discussion)

Fastest time in the 100m at the british championships was 10.35

>the best english accent
That would be the dulcet tones of Yorkshire

nah I'm straight

Hey bongloids, do you guys have "prom" over there?

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Who has the biggest cock in this thread?

Mine is 7" erect

>george
oh my ding dong billabong dayyyyyyyssssss

She does have a great onlyfans tbf

oh okay its about computers
that makes sense
carry on

insane how pretty much every other general on this board has one foreign poster at most per thread, who is usually treated with extreme hostility, then there’s /brit/ which is le 56% general of Zig Forums lmao

Capital punishment is endorsed by the Catholic Church. "Thou shalt not kill" does not mean "you shall not take a life", it means "you shall not murder". Capital punishment is fine in Christianity. In fact, without it, Christianity wouldn't exist.

yes but it's less bent than the yank version

Salvia is a gay sex drug
It sends you into a euphoria with possible mild hallucinations like the sky might turn purple
It also makes your asshole lose and wet as a side effect
It's very popular with homosexuals as a date rape drug or just sex enhancement
They used to sell it in sex shops before it was made illegal
It is probably legal where you live and if not legal to purchase probably still legal to grow your own
Find a twinkly gay boy who looks feminine
Somebody you can top
Maybe if you pay you can fuck them and not have them fuck you idk

did the man do the typo

My pettiness level:

Got told to fuck off by the Mum of the family in Greggs who were stood right up my arse when I politely asked if they could stand back a couple of meters.

As a result I was forced to buy the last slice of pizza that their son said he wanted & he cried.

the witcher 3
europa universalis 4
cities skylines
that is all

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It's worldly justice to show compassion to evil.

mine is 7" erect and 5" soft

Tell me about a time you had a conflict with another employee.

Going down the cope inn

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Business idea: elect a trumpist that brings back manufacturing jobs from china.

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This girl has uneven labia like my ex. We were school kids, so she would be at her desk studying and would just sit there pulling on herself while thinking away

should i continue to prentend to be several different swedish posters? so you guys dont get an angle on me. hmmm

cannot stop coofing

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give my regards to diego

salvia makes people freak the heck out
i've seen more than one person jump out a window on it, seems to make you panic

7 inches soft 9 hard x

How about Anno 1800

That's gone too far

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nofap depressing me

36 day nofap streak

Dislike how you need to get an account/app to view NSFW reddit

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what's libcenters precious?

Dont know how you got that conclusion but its dumb kys

will you ever shag

saw him on a garage door recently

saw him on the side of an asian market

Huh....

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imagine being one of those youthful manlet lads in porn like jordi whose job it is to shag milfs all day

Do women have differing vaginas?

grim

stay with the weed or maybe lsd if you want a high. salvia is no bueno.

still find it funny that's the best photo they could find of him

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viewing NSFW posts on reddit (have a method)

havnt been but this area of manchester looks pretty cringey

I don't have an account or app. Just browsing via chrome incognito on the computer

No only one each

Absolutely ADORE casually mentioning my wife in random conversations

Northern quarter. Full of pretentious wannabees.

What do you do when you're sleeping?
Where do you go when you said:
"I don't need nobody on my bond"
"I don't need nobody on my bond"
Where do your friends go?
Where do they see you?
What did you want to be?
Ah shut the hell
Shut your mouth

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Just spit out my redbull laughing and cackling, why did I react that way?

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le missus

are you a virgo

Song parody idea - in the arse of an angel

quite literally can't get my head around reddit
makes as much sense to me as bitcoin

What did he mean by this one lads

>have a method
Wow that's retro

It is extremely cringey

was probably cool 30 years ago but now it has been gentrified to fuck

Do you mention that she's paki all the time for extra gbp?

from a few pics ive seen it looks really unauthentic

mortgages?

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Is this you

wide hips and thighs + hair on her pussy = perfection

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hey britsauce
michael here

acid barely did shit and I got the good tor market stuff. saw some intricate patterns on my sweatpants and had some epiphany about the pyramids which I shared online
the dmt vape was way better

feel more jealous when i see 'gf' desu
i assume everyone's bored of their wife

the wife, the missus, the ball and chain

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No I'm a Capricorn sun Pisces moon

Mad how the wakanda man was the first ever black actor
So powerful. Rest in Power my kang

Lost so much weight

Looks like I'm dying of cancer or i'm a heroin junkie or something

won a free mcchicken/quarter pounder from maccas monopoly earlier wahey

OP hasn't received a single (You) despite this thread being of 117 posts

i feel much like OP

Now that the dust has settled... what went wrong?

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i can tell

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sorry i menna put "i dunno lol"

can only imagine the conversations they're having

>new couple with first baby coming along
yes that's the crowd that gets their first mortgage
what's the issue?
you want them to advertise mortgages to you, an incel shut-in browsing Zig Forums in his mum's basement?

OMG
M
G

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Mexican food is very overrated. It’s literally all the same dish done in a slightly different way. Just bread, tomato sauce and cheese with chicken or beef

the geordie accent is the same as the welsh accent

@129932653
namefags don't get yous from me

Need a reggae version of Rule Britannia

Nah I love her so much, couldn't have her as just my gf

sausage and bacon covered by toast either side with a squirt of red
love it.

lol yeah the "northern quarter" of manchester is basically where all of these tryhard hipster-wannabes act like they're some desirable cool area like they're in bristol or london
it's just a load of smelly cringe really

havnt watched wakanda forever
even though its the best film ever made according to rotten tomatoes

>no you're an incel shut-in!

underpants?

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