Serbia and Kosovo sign an agreement with US support

>Serbia and Kosovo sign an agreement with US support
>several points are about Israel
>in an agreement between Serbia and Kosovo
>one is about denouncing Hezbollah as a terrorist organization
>American tax payers will literally pay billions to Serbs and Albanians
>so they move embassy to Jerusalem

What did Amerifriends mean with this?

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I guess Serbia didn't care aslong as they get money? Or why did they go through with it?

It's basically some bullshit treaty which solved nothing, except both Serbia will move embassy to Kosovo. Both Albanian and Serbian nationalists are fuming however.
Americans will pay billions to build a highway and refurbish rail network between Serbia and Kosovo.
Kosovo will not try to join anything in the next year.
It's some pretty bizarre shit.
I guess Americans will pay billions of dollars so Trump can pretend he solved some issue.

>several points are about Israel
Wait, what the fuck?

Also they really should swap Preševo for North Mitrovica, it would mean that much fewer Serbs have to live under the Kosovo government. But the US and EU are opposed to that for some reason.

*Serbia will move embassy to Jerusalem
Oh, and Serbia won't buy Chinese 5G technology.

If it wasn't so funny I'd claim this is one of the biggest examples of diplomatic ineptness I ever saw, from all three sides participating in this.

Nothing is solved except Albanians and Serbs will piss off a bunch of people and Americans will pay them for it.
Yes, you read that right, Americans will give you money for not buying Chinese stuff and for moving embassy to Jerusalem.

Trump wants to get re-elected so the American foreign policy is extremely active. These nothing treaties will make no big impact, but AIPAC will be happy.

This is pretty embarrassing stuff.
>Both states have also pledged to align with a number of US foreign policy objectives, including designating Hezbollah as a terrorist organisation, and working with 69 countries that criminalise homosexuality to push for decriminalisation.
>Kosovo and Serbia are also set to work with US International Development Finance Corporation and the EXIM bank on memorandums of understanding to operationalise a number of projects, including “the Peace Highway.” Meanwhile, expediting efforts to locate and identify the remains of missing persons is listed as a pledge for both states.

One of the impacts is literally sticking it to EU. And both Serbia and Kosovo depend on EU for literally everything. I've never seen anything dumber in my life.

Why would Balkan states care about Hezbollah? I would denounce them for a free highway desu.

Because the EU has been completely inept in solving the issue for years. We will never enter EU, so why bother?

You are right, but this is basically siding with USA against EU. I don't think that's smart at this particular moment.

It’s like they’re not even hiding that they are occupied by Jews anymore

To secure Trump's relection he knows who elects him.

>has been completely inept in solving the issue
USA didn't solve it either, and EU failed mostly because Americans kept sabotaging it.

Read

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Yeah, we have a "special relationship" with Israel

>and working with 69 countries that criminalise homosexuality to push for decriminalisation.
wait, that's based

Why should Serbia move an embassy to Jerusalem? How is that even remotely related to Kosovo, or Serbia? Can anybody explain this?

what the fuck

I know how you feel. Trump is the only winner in this agreemnt. Because he get jewish Israeli support and can ramble on about how this is a "historic agreemnt" even though it changed nothing. This was supossed to be a ecobomic agreemnt between 2 balkan countries. Because of Trumps administration 2nd page of it is pretty much faggots and Israel.

Why would he even need that support? He's the president of the United States of America, not Israel.

i am honestly shocked how openly American government sucks Israeli cock. Jesus Christ.

>Israel says Trump is a good boy
>Democrats shit on Trump = democrats are literally Hitler. Not voting Trump = being antisemite.
I guess it's something like that, it sounds stupid as fuck, but oh boy, Americans ain't the smartest kids in class.

He get the jewish american support. More Jews in US will vote for him. this agreemnt was just a gaint Trump campgain ad.
>His excellency Trump made a historic agreemnt between these 2 countries that hate each other
While in reality they didnt do shit. The whole agreement will just lead to even more hate

you can stop. Call for the ressurection of Yugo.

That wont work. Too many nationalist on all sides. To many wars and bloodshed to just think we can be friends again. It failed 2 times the 3rd time if it ever happens again wont be until at least 2 - 3 generations pass

where is the "Americans will pay" side of the deal retard?

It also says that they can't use 5G equipment from "untrusted" vendors. lmao.

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Jesus Christ what a world we live in

so US just offshored both Serbia and Kosovo in a single deal to make infinite money.

This is a play by lobbyists, not something taxpayers will pay dumbasses.

This was a win win situation fro Trump and Israel. Serbia angered China with the 5g part, Russia with the homosexual agreement part and Arab world with moving the embassy to Jerusalem. This is probably the worst fucking agreemnt you could have signed.

EU is dying.

I didn't sign shit I am just verifying what was actually signed and correct the dumb cunt above who is missinformed.

Also fuck China, I have my worries about their play in this corona shit outbreak that this is entirely on them to gain the upper hand in the economy.

Russia part, they will move on, Serbia can't be a propaganda vassal from much longer. Arab world the same thing, they kinda overglorify Kosovo and their importance in the balkans.

We almost recognized Jerusalem as the capital a few years ago but half our politicians and the EU sperged out over this. I wonder if we lost the change to get something from Bibi and Trump.

The United States of Judea

Imagine being a Trump supporter and being too stupid to realize his administration has been hopelessly commandeered by the kikes

Are you like a 12yo in politics? Why would EU try to enact aggressive politics against Russia and potentially as mentioned even more countries right now?

It was always US's role to do that and as for now Serbia and Kosovo are cuck countries that provide nothing to the EU. Much rather have US take the heat in foreign politics rather have EU be accused of globalizing.

It is very simple
>Trump wants something (Nobel Peace Prize, re-election, etc.)
>Asks his many Jewish advisors how to get it
>They tell him to suck as much Israeli cock as possible
>He does it because he doesn't give a shit about policy, he just wants to be popular

Evangelicals in the states believe that if israel exists or some shit then God will come cleanse the world or some shit like that. And at this point that's trumps only voter base, however it's a very very big voter base.