/brit/

love how you normalise a dangerous activity.

actually these are

Is that a small man or a large bottle?

got called a racist in nobles amusements

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no it’s not
be quiet

>universal basic income
ah yes free money for any layabout waste of space who wants it

President is a bit far but he could get elected governor of some red state

the lad in this stock photo actually did an AMA about this on reddit a while back iirc haha

Lost £60 on gambling so far today, doesn't feel good.

Greggs is the working man's Pret

why do you hate your fellow man?

oops x

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Could you get off the grass please}? I've just reseeded the lawn

really don't like harry enfield

This is my favorite!

and for everyone else too

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This. Money should be hoarded by billionaires and common people should continue to struggle

first midlands man itt

He's far more qualified to be president than most of the gimps they put forward.

dont think people have truly comprehended the utter horror that is WFHtoil yet

your apartment effectively becomes your office, there is no escape from it, you will be paying rentberg for your own office space, you will be on call 24/7 via your company provided phone and laptop, there will be no safe haven to return to after a long day, you will be stuck there and your brain hardwired to be on toilmode for the rest of your life

>man
*adult child

If we had UBI I wouldn't be NEET

win it all back on a norwich win

what on

just reseeded your mum

Pret is just a shit version of Caffe Nero

I entered the friendzone. But all I found was enemies.

going to order a rake of pizza to monis flat as cash on delivery

my company didn't even provide a laptop for me fuck sake

here we are then

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got called a TERF in the leaky cauldron

in theory it could work but the 'theory' of anything almost never reflects the eventual reality unfortunately

just turn your laptop and phone off bro hahah like close your eyes nigga

Cringe thread

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aren't these basically just penguin bars

shagged a tranny prossie last night and she was autistic as fuck
the autistic nervous laugh
the autistic mumble
and they had some small figurines in their room that you'd find on

nice and tight bumhole though so alls well really

Is he fighting Roy Jones or not?

Blackjack and horseracing

fucking banger of an argument there

Indian news channels
m.youtube.com/watch?v=4Uh9kyT3xR8

>Yaya Toure has been expelled from UNICEF's Soccer Aid after offering to take 19 prostitutes to the team's hotel.

agreed honestly

i miss going out and about and seeing different things every day, even if it was just on my way to work. i hate my flat and i can't get anything done at all unless i'm in a working environment.

so lonely
so alone

Haven't had sex with the missus for nearly 3 months, spark isn't there anymore

NOOOOOOOO COMMON PEOPLE SHOULD SUFFER AND STRUGGLE ALL THEIR LIVES THE BILLIONAIRES EARNED THEIR MONEY THEY SHOULD BE ALLOWED TO GET BILLIONS IN STOCK OPTIONS THAT ARE A DIRECT RESULT OF CORPORATE WELFARE

t. Struggling commoner

Your mum shared a cringe thread to me last nite :^)

yeh apparently
he said the money is going to charity which i dont know if i believe he always says he is broke now

Impossible to do my job from home, been out and about throughout the pandemic. Sick and tired of hearing office drones complain about being "forced" to stay home. I literally will not get a 3+ month break to stay at home until I retire in my old age or die.

wasnt that fat cunt obsessed with losing weight a few weeks ago

then started banging on about how we need to import these from Aus

whereabouts la?

manchester

I hate NEET man children who want free money for nothing

Who's Spark?

m.youtube.com/watch?v=fXezXf_6dYI

blatant racism

want an autistic gf who obsesses over me lads

Feel sorry for his wife, apparently she's a very nice woman. I've always thought there was something a bit off about that bloke.

did she top you as well?

In the Harry Potter books, did they ever emphasise that racism against “mudbloods” was wrong or did it just restrict itself to just saying the word was naughty but not the idea itself?

hate the poor and the rich equally 2bh

liverpool losing 2-0 to blackpool
will be funny when they finally have their open top bus celebration when they're already out of this seasons title race

nah her dick was pretty shrunken and useless from the 'mones

Bit gay that

He's got money again, he's running a cannabis farm in California and ge

go crazy go stupid

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Go Asian

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he went mad when the club didn't wish him happy birthday
he threw a fit

was reading about Christian Bale on wiki and it really fucked me off even though he was born in Wales and lived in Wales during his childhood, he identified as British (now American)

but then i read he's still with his wife who's 4 years older than him and married her in 2000

i respect that.

don’t care and neither should you

that's a very small portion of the population

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t. p00

got a 3 inch nob (soft ) lads

Do you ever flip back to biowomen to compare the experiences?

lol implying the average redditor has the capacity to realise the hellscape they are heading to

Anal sex (with a girl) > vaginal

Okay

sweet release.

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did you shag moni?

Liverpool cannot even maintain domestic dominance more than a few matches. Meanwhile Bayern has undefeated streak throughout the galaxy

They’re so god damn ugly. I can’t imagine how I’d feel about my actions after I’ve coomed

Wonder what is going to happen to literature in this country when Deanos and Deanettes eventually take over everything

only ever shagged 2 girls up the arse

lit4erally no ne cares about friendlies babe

If you were to give basic income of £500 a month to every adult in the UK, that would cost £312 billion a year, more than the entire welfare budget. What an insane proposal.

is there any tangible difference between that and anal sex with a lad

sucking a golf ball

*ahem*

"watcha talkin' 'bout willis?"

@129938044
See

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The tattoos ruin it

Most people belong in the gas chamber

For the universe, we humans are nothing but elementary particles that interact with each other physically, and through sound, sight, and farts. And through our interactions we affect the universe.

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didn't even know there was a swede lurking /brit/

yeah that's what I normally do
lol no I shagged a white autistic tranny

His family is English and he went to school in England I’m pretty sure

pope for pickford and ings for kane and we've won the tournament

less chance of pregnancy with a guy

Bale is a man of no nation and of all
Bale is an island in an archipelago of any infinity and of none
Bale is love
Bale is life

more insane than giving those billions like 3 men on the rich list

hmmm maybe we should start actually taxing billion dollar corporations instead of providing them corporate welfare????

Yes, it's with a girl which personally I prefer. I have no desire to have sex with a man. Hope that clears things up for you.

STATE of that team
but fuck it dont care, carabo cup is on

We actually ARE special. Superspecial. Until now, statistically there is only 1 earth per universe

3.5 inch erect willy lad how does it feel my flacid (4 inch) is bigger than your erect cock

still Welsh, don't care

the gay grunting noises

Worst movie you've ever seen?

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who taught you to wank lads?

but still a chance ?

Why does Foden shave those nigger gangsta lines into his hair? He's white and he's not from Peckham FFS

don't recall my wife informing me she was sending that to you as well as me ...

nah if you only count non-retired adults it'd be a bit less than that I think

>the german league
are you for real its a 2 team league the prem is murderers row

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>tan lines
>side boobs

>Pickford
Fucks sake he's absolute shite.

Imagine being part of a mafia where your local judge, lawyer, prospector, governor and businessman meet to discuss on how to advance their influence and everytime people tries to expose your network you get accused of being a conspiracy nutjob

he strikes me as a massive bellend

I’d love to see how you squeeze an extra 300 billion in tax revenues every year from business. Even if we could there’s far better things we could spend that money, like improving education or health outcomes.

my cock is smaller when it's erect lads

yeah, ones pretty gay

ok google, search trans escorts in plymouth

Is he playing 3 at the back?

your erect willy is probably only 4.5 though

dont bother correcting me idc

>Born in Haverfordwest, Wales, to English parents,
>Haverfordwest has been English-speaking for centuries.

bit of a larper when he decides to identifies himself as welsh.

Absolutely tragic

Eddie Hearn is a loveable wanker

>ok google, search trans escorts in mymouth

Or maybe you should get a job and shut the fuck up. There's people in africa working 12 hours a day 5 days a week for £50 a month. Be grateful you weren't born there you fucking entitled brat

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k x

thats a bra. are you blind

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Pic related

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hollywood made a movie about a pregnant guy. cant see why they would invent something so absurd without basing it on reality.

sucking a small white dimpled ball used in the game of golf

try shemale

I bet the trannies in Plymouth are absolutely grim

reckon her clout looks like the black hole of calcutta

he was born in Wales, not some copy and paste shithole in the middle of England, Wales, the air he breathed from birth, the imagery he would've seen, the culture he would've smelt

He's Welsh.

Not Sophie or Dobbie, not Sophie or Dobbie, not Sophie or Dobbie.

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this only happens when you try to wank to pictures of Margaret thatcher

Zoo magazine, specifically one with Chanelle Hayes from big brother in it

Prosecutor*

what is that expression?

>Haverfordwest
used to go on holiday in pembrokeshire every summer
this was the big town in the region i used to always go to the pembrokeshire county fair

mate you’re so against the idea that you’re writing off a completely achievable goal. the reason why it really is hard to do is not the amount of dollars we can get, it’s the fear of business leaving to another place where they can get corporate welfare. it happened with amazon in New York City, so this cycle will continue indefinitely.

no christian bale is english.

Why wouldn’t retirees get it?

>Peep Show

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the idea is replace welfare

have some some proper uggos but also some qt ones and lots of nice femboys

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mad how "the look" is going from juice bombs to cardio lads

Unironically this

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I mean I disagree with what he's suggesting because his argument inevitably devolves into an entitled brat wanting monthly handouts forever. That being said, "someone else in some failed shithole nation has it worse, be grateful you get to spend your whole life making money for someone else who pays you a small portion of the scraps" is not exactly a compelling argument either.

sending myself to /dev/null/

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