DJT - Daily Japanese Thread #2399

DJT is the best Japanese language learning vtuber shitposting thread on Zig Forums for むっつりスケベ共 that are interested in everything Japanese
Japanese speakers learning English are also welcome

How to learn 日本語:
1.無理があんのよ
2.Don't waste time/money on ゴミ like:
-All textbooks like Genki, RTK etc.
-All mnemonics like KLCC, Kanji Damage etc.
-All online courses like Wanikani, Duolingo etc.
-All language schools, classrooms etc.
-Shitty english youtube channels, you're here to learn Japanese (日本語の森 is good)
-Awful anki decks(only 2k/6k from the OP and a simple yomichan mining deck are good)
-Spending 20 hours on Anki daily (you shouldn't spend more than 1-2 hours as a beginner and 30 minutes max after a few months, spamming easy is fine)
-JLPT, Kanji Kentei tests etc.
-Pitch accent(doesn't actually exist, you can say words however the fuck you want)
-Learning how to write on paper (if you really want to waste time on this do it later once you know the basics)
Avoiding these beginner traps will cut down your learning time considerably to less than 5 years if you learn every day and never give up
3.youtube.com/watch?v=3UV8OZj2olg
4.Spend a few days getting familiar with hiragana and katakana
5.A few months of Anki 6k vocabulary and your favorite grammar guide while reading something easy on the side
6.A few years of reading, listening, watching vtubers, shitposting in /djt/ and having your posts corrected by Jap flags, googling stuff you don't know and you're done!
7.Move out to Japan (optional)
8.Realize there's always more to learn and the ride never ends
絶対英語を学べる方法:
一つ 楽勝だから方法なんていらないだろう

Various resources:
google.co.jp/
itazuraneko.neocities.org/
djtguide.neocities.org/
Library:
itazuraneko.neocities.org/library/librarymain.html

Archive of older threads: desuarchive.org/int/search/subject/Daily Japanese Thread/

Rudeness/reddit screencaps/ecelebs/shills/autism/austrians: 古スレ

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Other urls found in this thread:

youtube.com/watch?v=59T--NaOdqo
imabi.net/hearsay.htm
youtube.com/watch?v=9GViBhDr09k
youtube.com/watch?v=sUfJMS-C7QM
twitter.com/AnonBabble

かわいい =)

あんたも

かっちゃん推し軍団に入らない?

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>強いそう

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またく 一番好

はいはい

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TETRIS かみ

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Ossu

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ワロタ

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youtube.com/watch?v=59T--NaOdqo

中指
小指
Ok, makes sense

人差し指
薬指
親指
???

>人差し指
makes sense

>薬指
makes sense if you know it's origins

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>たぶん、よく覚え*てませんけど。
The original sentence sounds like "(I) am bad at memorizing it".
>餃子は栃木県の名物ですか?
宇都宮の名物です。私も有名な店で食べましたがいまいちでした。食道楽の知人に聞いたら『あそこはダメ』と言うことでしたが、ドイツにも「有名だけどイマイチな店」というのはありますか?
>台風10号は強いそうね。
not necessarily wrong(). It just sounds feminine.
>西日本だけ*に影響してるようです。
そのくせこういうところを見落とすから師匠は..

>
maybe they are just sharing the same PC.
I thought one of you are a 警官, and as for the other ちょっと前までイギリスにいた.
>and they are one person, which means..

ごめん
場所助詞とかする名詞は下手くそだから

セーフ

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"強い*そうですね" なら特に女々しくも聞こえないぞ。

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一緒にするんじゃねえぶっ殺すぞおみゃら

怖くねぇ

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>maybe they are just sharing the same PC.
You don't believe that yourself, do you?

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乗る?

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imabi.net/hearsay.htm
It's 微レ存(a good old meme)
失礼します。

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それはもう思い出した

君が代は
千代に八千代に
さざれ石の
いわおとなりて
苔のむすまで

A thousand years of happy life be thine!
Live on, my Lord, till what are pebbles now,
By age united, to great rocks shall grow,
Whose venerable sides the moss doth line.

汝(なんじ)の治世が幸せな数千年であるように
われらが主よ、治めつづけたまえ、今は小石であるものが
時代を経て、あつまりて大いなる岩となり
神さびたその側面に苔が生(は)える日まで

皇祚連綿兮久長
萬世不變兮悠長
小石凝結成巖兮
更巖生綠苔之祥

ちなみにおれ多分歌えない

youtube.com/watch?v=9GViBhDr09k

people don't look like that in real life... this are some devilish abominations, why is so many young people interested in occultism? Have us in Your mercy, Lord

Slacked off today
Feeling like shit lads

Is this a covert attempt to get people interested in rakugo?

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theres still time

youtube.com/watch?v=sUfJMS-C7QM

No vacant mental power left for today

You're still awake so do it in bed. Or at least reviews. Or at least 50% of the reviews. It'll be easier tomorrow than if you ignore it completely

at least watch some anime or listen to some podcast

if you don't ignore it*