Why are the Danes cooler, more chill and better at everything when compared to Swedes?
Why are the Danes cooler, more chill and better at everything when compared to Swedes?
Jacob Fisher
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Joseph Fisher
christiania should be nuked
Justin Hughes
Y though
Angel Perry
You know.. There's actually some interesting facts about Danes that I know. Im image rangebanned again so I cant post a smug frog, but I am very smug as I am writing this post. Would you like to hear those facts?
Landon Mitchell
dumb homeless boomer hippies and left wing anarchist hotspot
Eli Edwards
Danes have the smallest balls in Europe
Lucas Sanchez
And the largest man boobs.
Ryan Morales
>NO FUN ALLOWED
Christiania sure seems like a nice place...
Daniel Price
Wow it seems you are both very knowledgeable on Danes! I am impressed.
Here are some more facts and more detail and the sources:
>Fact #1: Danes have smaller balls than Finns
This is true, actually Danes are already born with very small balls, tiny ones. And even after that they dont grow very much. Finnish balls start to grow three times as fast as Danish balls! Isn't that nuts?
Source:
slate.com
>Fact #2: Danes have the lowest sperm count in Europe
Yes, I suppose this does make sense since they have such small balls. But their sperm count is really, really low! Finns have the highest in Europe and the difference is massive! The Finnish sperm count is a whopping 126.8 million ml−1, while the Danish sperm count is a pathetic 68.5 million ml−1, only half of the Finnish sperm count!
Source:
ncbi.nlm.nih.gov
>Fact #3: Up to 60% of Danish teenage boys grow breasts!
Yes. When Danish boys hit puberty, more than half of them start to develop breasts. Yes, just like a girl! I suppose this is because they have very low testosterone which results from having very small balls. Finns have big balls so we don't grow breasts.
Source:
sciencenordic.com
>Fact #4: Danish men have the softest cocks in the world!
Another truthbomb. Germanics, this includes Danes, can not get hard. Their cocks are very soft compared to everyone else. Finns, obviously, have the hardest cocks in Europe.
Source: NOS3 research
>tl;dr:
Danes are little balled low sperm count soft cock femboys that grow breasts.
Anthony Taylor
Firecrackers and cars, definitely on par with shooting people
Angel Wright
yes
Aiden Sanders
See this post
Xavier Ramirez
t. a finnoswede
Jackson Turner
Hmmm? I am a pure Finn.
Why would you assume that I am a fennoswede?
Here is some information on Finns vs Fennoswedes
is.fi
We Finns have a 3,9 points higher IQ than Fennoswedes! That's pretty impressive.
Ayden Thomas
indeed it is impressive, you provided me with many facts that have been yet to be discovered by me for which I am grateful.
Jaxon Gray
It's my pleasure. I just love interesting international facts like these which is why I like to tell them to other anons on Zig Forums!
William Martin
Does your sperm count attract girls?
Logan Hughes
Of course. Girls want virile men.
Alexander Perez
u a fucking faggot bro
Joseph Jenkins
Interestingly the sperm count study also included Scotland! Did Scottish men beat Finnish men? Of course not! Not even close. Finns have the highest sperm count in Europe after all.
Logan Rivera
We have been blessed by the presence of that one Finnish poster. Unapologetically based beyond all belief.
William Morgan
hard to get a good sperm count when you've just dumped all of it on your finnish whore mother's face
Mason Morgan
Literally fuming.
Andrew Harris
Hmm, no, it is hard to get a good sperm count when you can not get hard.
As I said, all Germanics are unable to get hard based on NOS3 research. I would post the map, but I am image rangebanned.
Cameron Young
you have mental health issues
Christopher Jackson
At least I don't have erectile dysfunction.
Jack King
Hi penis expert, question, in porn dicks don't really seem fully hard to me, they're somewhat erect but not fully hard, mine's really hard, I cannot do regular cowgirl, only reverse cowgirl because I cannot bend my penis too much downwards.
Is my penis normal? Any comments?
Ethan Sanchez
What makes Finns so based? Is it their sperm count?
Brayden Rivera
you're just dutch
Elijah Perez
It is normal and healthy to have a hard cock.
It is good to have a hard cock.
Pornstar cocks are not fully hard for several reasons, one of those reasons is that they are often Germanic. Another reason is everything involved with making the porno, they have guys jerking them off and telling them when to cum, of course it can be difficult to maintain a full erection in such a situation.
I am surprised to see a Dutchman who can get hard! Maybe you are an immigrant?
Certainly having a high sperm count and big balls is based.
Nathan Bailey
why are you finns obsessed with comparing yourself with swedes?
Samuel Scott
Swedes?
Who said anything about Swedes?
Perhaps you should take your meds!