Someone someday will save us edition
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The fall of the USSR was a mistake
anime tits
Lads, do me a favour and post the most quintessential british slags you can, you know, the ones with those stupid dresses that don't fit them well, pounds and pounds of kilograms in the face and a little bit too drunk, I need it to bully your kind somewhere else thanks
aaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaalllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllrighty then
Victoria Coren Mitchell is so fucking fit
SEXY SEX
it wasn't a mistake it was the natural order
it's like saying rain fall was a mistake
post the real version
pounds and pounds of make up* sorry autismo
Based
It shall rise again.
not gonna lie that is ugly as shit
this is why I wank to furry porn when I want my daily dose of huge drawn titties
she is painfully unfunny though
haha
reminds me of my gf
Avro Vulcan? Based
True
16 oz straight claw estwing hammer. Best hammer you can buy. Bit of a learning curve to use it, but nothing one shot drives a nail quite like it.
Bad post
Good post
>pounds and pounds of kilograms
any life plans lads? for me it's shagging and drinking and toiling and then dying
funnier than you bitter little incel
Nah that's not a slag. Not orange enough, not frumpy enough, dress isn't tacky enough, face isn't ugly enough.
slag is a state of mind
yeah no lie
did a brick shit that tore my anus
how do I get her to breastfeed me and call me a good boy?
yes my master
YANK
YANK IN THE /brit/ THREAD
churchtoil beckons
>commies look to destroy everything before that
can sympathise with this logic 2bh
destroying the past is not such a bad idea 2bh
especially when its some chink reproduction of the shelf/TV/console you grew up on know it was years ago and internet retardation is the futtre
Women can deceive men. They can use dirty methods to ensnare men like they're following a manual. It's the weak point all men are born with. Even with a strong will they can't resist it.
pedo freak
cope
the fact that you resort to insults to quite telling
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need a chinky slob gf
Shoot yourself
why do british mummies have such fat tits
4th pressing olive oil???
why wait until everyone else has had their fun with the olives?
throwing empty beer cans on the floor with wanton disregard
never seen any harry potter films
never will either
>polish fascist party
scotland more like shitland
...
got a mate who still works retail at age 33, reckon he might top himself
Perfect, absolutely perfect
wonder which lad is responsible for those hickeys on her thighs
She'd recently gave birth you bigot
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chad
No, this is a hammer.
That room is tidy though, just a bit cramped.
There's a bloke at my retail toil who's in his 50s, plays warhammer and dungeons and dragons, is unmarried and still lives with his parents.
Where is Toot?
Like they don't have loads of disgusting slags in Spain.
2>5>8>7>4>1>3>6
based autist
And I truly enjoy my life, thank you very much.
AWFUL taste
Gf is VERY annoyed with me lads and I do not know why
Fond memories back to working at Tesco at uni and there was a bloke there in his 30s still stacking shelves and always seemed depressed af
Went back there a year after quitting and he'd dropped off the face of the earth and nobody had seen him in almost a year
Good times
1>7>8>5>3>2>4>6
might marry the gf for legal reasons but then she might get ideas about having a wedding and I really cannot be arsed
btw can you link the post where youre linking all these
probs on the blob
neutralising the threat
good taste
What if she has to talk to someone
why yes, I'm single because I've never really found someone I've truly been interested in
(secretly it's because british women are all ugly, retarded, fat, have bland personalities, and no real hobbies)
How doea writing wills work? I have about £80,000, how do I control whom it goes to when I off myself?
Toilfu has stated she never wants kids or to be married lads
Shall be shagging her and leaving her then
Where you live depends on how grim it is. Live in a shit town myself and shoptoil pays way better than bennies for most. Could pay the mortgage on the usual 60k terrace with ease and enough left to buy your nightly 10 glass of cheap vodka as a pasttime
which one is your favourite?
just give it to me mate i'll see it gets to where it needs to go