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Someone someday will save us edition

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The fall of the USSR was a mistake

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anime tits

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Lads, do me a favour and post the most quintessential british slags you can, you know, the ones with those stupid dresses that don't fit them well, pounds and pounds of kilograms in the face and a little bit too drunk, I need it to bully your kind somewhere else thanks

aaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaalllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllrighty then

Victoria Coren Mitchell is so fucking fit

SEXY SEX

it wasn't a mistake it was the natural order
it's like saying rain fall was a mistake

post the real version

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pounds and pounds of make up* sorry autismo

Based

It shall rise again.

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not gonna lie that is ugly as shit
this is why I wank to furry porn when I want my daily dose of huge drawn titties

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she is painfully unfunny though

haha
reminds me of my gf

Avro Vulcan? Based

True

16 oz straight claw estwing hammer. Best hammer you can buy. Bit of a learning curve to use it, but nothing one shot drives a nail quite like it.

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Good post

>pounds and pounds of kilograms

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any life plans lads? for me it's shagging and drinking and toiling and then dying

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funnier than you bitter little incel

Nah that's not a slag. Not orange enough, not frumpy enough, dress isn't tacky enough, face isn't ugly enough.

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slag is a state of mind

yeah no lie

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did a brick shit that tore my anus

how do I get her to breastfeed me and call me a good boy?

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yes my master

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YANK

YANK IN THE /brit/ THREAD

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churchtoil beckons

>commies look to destroy everything before that
can sympathise with this logic 2bh

destroying the past is not such a bad idea 2bh
especially when its some chink reproduction of the shelf/TV/console you grew up on know it was years ago and internet retardation is the futtre

Women can deceive men. They can use dirty methods to ensnare men like they're following a manual. It's the weak point all men are born with. Even with a strong will they can't resist it.

pedo freak

cope
the fact that you resort to insults to quite telling

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need a chinky slob gf

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Shoot yourself

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why do british mummies have such fat tits

4th pressing olive oil???
why wait until everyone else has had their fun with the olives?

throwing empty beer cans on the floor with wanton disregard

never seen any harry potter films
never will either

>polish fascist party

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scotland more like shitland

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got a mate who still works retail at age 33, reckon he might top himself

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Perfect, absolutely perfect

wonder which lad is responsible for those hickeys on her thighs

She'd recently gave birth you bigot

more

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chad

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No, this is a hammer.

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That room is tidy though, just a bit cramped.

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There's a bloke at my retail toil who's in his 50s, plays warhammer and dungeons and dragons, is unmarried and still lives with his parents.

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Where is Toot?

Like they don't have loads of disgusting slags in Spain.

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2>5>8>7>4>1>3>6

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based autist

And I truly enjoy my life, thank you very much.

AWFUL taste

Gf is VERY annoyed with me lads and I do not know why

Fond memories back to working at Tesco at uni and there was a bloke there in his 30s still stacking shelves and always seemed depressed af
Went back there a year after quitting and he'd dropped off the face of the earth and nobody had seen him in almost a year
Good times

1>7>8>5>3>2>4>6

might marry the gf for legal reasons but then she might get ideas about having a wedding and I really cannot be arsed

btw can you link the post where youre linking all these

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probs on the blob

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neutralising the threat

good taste

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What if she has to talk to someone

why yes, I'm single because I've never really found someone I've truly been interested in

(secretly it's because british women are all ugly, retarded, fat, have bland personalities, and no real hobbies)

How doea writing wills work? I have about £80,000, how do I control whom it goes to when I off myself?

Toilfu has stated she never wants kids or to be married lads
Shall be shagging her and leaving her then

Where you live depends on how grim it is. Live in a shit town myself and shoptoil pays way better than bennies for most. Could pay the mortgage on the usual 60k terrace with ease and enough left to buy your nightly 10 glass of cheap vodka as a pasttime

which one is your favourite?

just give it to me mate i'll see it gets to where it needs to go