Nice room you have there, user. Sure would be a shame if I laid my eggs there

Nice room you have there, user. Sure would be a shame if I laid my eggs there.

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Yo bro Mind If I stay the night too?

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sure thing fren

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never had a roach, but these fuckers...

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I eat roaches I find in my house. I have to hide it so that my mom doesn't call the exterminator and because she thinks its gross.

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Crickets are worse, Then those my first summer in my apartment was horrible I killed 2 a day and you could hear them under your bed/carpet

I think I had some variation of carpet beetles last summer
they were fast, could fly and came in numbers, but they were bad flyers so would fall on you in the middle of the night
I killed so many and was driven insane by them that I started decapitating their little heads with some stick I had

>Blocks your path

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I've been washing the dishes after dinner and after breakfast, putting the garbage out every night, swiping the floor and cleaning the counters every night, and last night one of those niggers appears. I am mad.

I’ve never had big insects come into my house. Cockroaches and rodents sure but never these massive beetles or crickets.

prob afraid of the big one in your home

Why i always keep insectiside spray around.

Ot works good as a makeshift flamethrower too.

Maybe stop being a slop for once and keep things off the floor and don’t bring food/eat your meal in your room like a fucking autist, and maybe pests like these won’t be a problem.

I had an infestation earlier this summer. Those little shits are most active during the early morning around 3am and love carbon dioxide, so they jump all around your face while sleeping. They're mostly harmless so I normally wouldn't give a fuck, but I was working the night shift and going to bed at 3 every day. And yeah, they're so bad at flying that I sucked one up into my nose while inhaling.

>tfw these fuckers are everywhere
>tfw you can even see them running around in the open in the centre of town

fuck them

Jokes on you brah my house is filled with ultra dangerous yellow scorpions that eats these things.
Now I need to fill the house with geckos to eat the scorpions and I'll be fine.

>Tfw saw a giant rat downtown near a construction site
This country is going to shit

Last summer I had an infestation of these fuckers, they'd just come through my vents and fly around like retards, occasionally bumping into me. I always sprayed my whole appartment in anti-bug spray before sleep and each morning I'd have 5-10 of them laying on the floor. I don't even know why they came in since I keep my house mostly clean, I think it had to do with one of my neighbors having fruit trees but being too much of a lazy fatass to pick them and letting them rot outside.
tldr fuck flies

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Place something to block your water drains. They can come out of the sink. Make sure you don't have a hole in some wall and close the windows at night or buy netting.

I have ants. After two years I still can't kill them all, I've tried everything but these little shits don't die. I don't know where the fuck they come from.
>inb4 try with borax
Already did but they avoid it but I don't care anymore I just kill them whenever I see them.

No I don't want any fucking doner kebab

Mind if I hang out with you?

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Lil fella was just chillin on the couch

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I have never seen a roach in europe in my life. I only saw one when i was visiting canada once.

Cute bug

Was waiting for this

Harmless, you absolute kiwi

>Nice room you have there, user. Sure would be a shame if I laid my eggs there.

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shit they are here

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Do u mind if i sit on ur monitor at night?

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Hello komşu, I see you are here too

Sup bro, don't mind me while I eat every single insect in your home

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No vegetables on my kebab please, just meat, yogurt sauce and spicy sauce

try to save the thread

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