Your sister brought up her friends and wants you to say hello

Your sister brought up her friends and wants you to say hello.
How do you handle this in your country ?

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Tell them they are made for BBC then find 6 black BVLLs to fuck them each.

I don't have a sister

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I ask them who the fuck invited them to my house

>Take a ticket and wait for your name to be called.

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I walk downstairs, get myself a drink, say hey for half a second and walk back to my room like I don't give a fuck.

Ask if I can suck their toes

>not barefoot

just say hello like a normal person

>implying europeans can manage that

5 bucks that peruvian flag post his cp here

Girls don't like me

I'd rip a wet fart. It's what I used to do whenever my sister brought people home. She always got mad.

Based

based

Some of you are still wearing socks, how am I supposed to say hello?

(editor's note: saying hello means worshipping their feet)

Thanks for the editor's note

Where are their pants? Seriously why are women just allowed to be naked from the hips down?

OK, who comes to my room and bed first?

Who's the younger one?


And proceed to fuck each one.

Say hello then disappear. Easy.

legs
feet
sex

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i pinch my sisters cheecks and then tell thel she used to be very cute. all the other girls will gigle and i will establish myself as the funny brother.

it works.

of course you can only pull this off if you are not a freak.

mutt la- wait, it's a fucking leaf

*unzips*

My sister is 2 years older than me. Her friends used to always perv on me, hug me, blow in my ear, rub my crotch, sit close and show me their cleavage. I was an antisocial autist who played WoW. I didn't find out until after college when talking to them again, that a few of them admitted they really wanted to fuck me because I looked like Orlando bloom.
Never had sex in HS. First time was at age 25 with my also Virgin and awkward 23 year old gf that I eventually married. Lesson here from an older 30+ guy, you'll have sex eventually guys.

>you'll have sex eventually guys.
i dont see that happening
t. 29 khv

>Girls don't like me

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I ask them whether they are based or cringe and then claim yikes seethe when they don't get it and mumble some more disjointed buzzwords because spending too much time in this shithole will make your brain rot

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I hastily and awkwardly say hello, then I dash off to my room and fap rigorously, cumming within half a minute. Then I cry. They've heard everything.

"I want fuck sex sex sex"