DJT - Daily Japanese Thread #2411

DJT is the best Japanese language learning vtuber shitposting thread on Zig Forums for むっつりスケベ共 that are interested in everything Japanese (no politics )
Japanese speakers learning English are also welcome

The only way to learn 日本語:
1.無理があんのよ
2.Don't waste time/money on ゴミ like:
-All textbooks like Genki, RTK etc.
-All mnemonics like KLCC, Kanji Damage etc.
-All online courses like Wanikani, Duolingo etc.
-All language schools, classrooms etc.
-JLPT, Kanji Kentei tests etc.
-Shitty english youtube channels, you're here to learn Japanese (日本語の森 is good)
-Awful anki decks(only 2k/6k from the OP and a simple yomichan mining deck are good)
-Spending 20 hours on Anki daily (you shouldn't spend more than 1-2 hours as a beginner and 30 minutes max after a few months, spamming easy is fine)
-Pitch accent(doesn't exist, you can say words however you want youtube.com/watch?v=Jb7DRvot9Uc )
-Learning how to write on paper (if you really want to waste time on this do it later once you know the basics)
Avoiding these beginner traps will cut down your learning time considerably to less than 5 years if you learn every day and never give up
3.youtube.com/watch?v=3UV8OZj2olg
4.Spend a few days getting familiar with hiragana and katakana
5.A few months of Anki 6k vocabulary and your favorite grammar guide while reading something easy on the side
6.A few years of reading, listening, watching vtubers, shitposting in /djt/ and having your posts corrected by Jap flags, googling stuff you don't know and you're done!
7.Move out to Japan (optional)
8.Realize there's always more to learn and the ride never ends
絶対英語を学べる方法:
youtube.com/channel/UCoSrY_IQQVpmIRZ9Xf-y93g

教材:
google.co.jp/
itazuraneko.neocities.org/
djtguide.neocities.org/
図書館:
itazuraneko.neocities.org/library/librarymain.html

古スレ: desuarchive.org/int/search/subject/Daily Japanese Thread/

Everyone but me: 先スレ

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First for posting with a Japanese VPN

STOP SAYING あなた TO ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IT'S RUDE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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When was the last time you talked to a Japanese person and they said あなた to you?

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thanks, I just subscribed

あなたって確かに言われたら変な感じはするけど失礼なのかな?

wtf my girlfriend always says anata to me, why is she being rude?

now how would you say "if you want me to do it..." in Japanese?

あなたはあなたでする
Break up
いふ・ゆ・わんな・み・ちゅ・ぢゅ・いっと

post what you think it might be and we can try to correct you

「あなたが私にしてほしいなら」かな?

もっと自然にだと
「してほしいなら」だけかな

that makes perfect sense. I was thinking in terms of "-たい" and "-たがっている" but I don't think it works.
the に here is also quite confusing for me. I guess it's the same as in 先生に本を読まされた right?

Rule of thumb is that you should never use たい to refer to someone else wanting something (unless you're directly quoting in a sub-clause quote). You should use 欲しい or がる form depending on the context/situation. This is because たい is a very strong conjugation and it'd be rude to assume with certainty what someone else wants to do.

Same reason why we use と思っている instead of と思う when referring to a third party, because we cannot know directly what they are actually thinking.

You can use たい for others but you're not chad enough for that

確かにそれは事実だろ

youtube.com/watch?v=M5BB1WD10tg
youtube.com/watch?v=zKjt3o-LI1E

youtube.com/watch?v=r06UeXyiTEg

あっ

im just going to spend my days watching vtubers now this is my life

水曜日のかっちゃんー>
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How can you let her disrespect you like that when youre the customer?

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what に is that?

>tfw I open the MIA website

...

please help me and i will kiss your feet.

今日の歌
youtu.be/ZS0EhcH6XAE

デスとロイイイイイ

近寄るな

indirect object marker

soz this is actually "a particle that indicates an agent or source in passive, causative, morau/te morau and other receiving constructions"