Got a phone call today

Got a phone call today.
It was one of those indian phone scammers.

He said his name is Peter Williams in his thick Indian accent. He's gonna call me again tomorrow. It was very hard to talk to him without laughing.

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how the fuck can he get your phone number to begin with?

i think they call random numbers bro

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If it wasn't a robot call, then it's literally just some Indian sitting there typing in random fucking numbers and hoping for a response. You can also just google lists of phone numbers and you'll get plenty of results.

He has a virus in Joe mama lol

>tfw not even Indian scammers want to contact me

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he sounded much angrier than that but otherwise pretty accurate lol

it was my first time too

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These are hilarious

I refuse to speak English so these calls are always very short. English is the language of criminals and scammers.

>I refuse to speak English
>English is the language of criminals and scammers.
I see

By the time the call was over Id have his bank account number and help him fix his windows too.

Learn 2 get good

Gewoon hard in het Nederlands schreeuwen

hey bro

i like to fart into the phone when they call

Sounds like colombian scammers

KANKER OP!

Hey could you call me at a later time tomorrow bro?
It was not even 10am when u called and I was only awake because I was on my way to therapy, but tomorrow I have nothing to do so I'm gonna be sleeping. You can call me at this time or later.

I had a job at one of these scam call centres when I was poor... I made some money selling mostly locals some really messed up shit, and then making a commission off of it. It was fully legal on paper, just that 90% of the population is composed of dumbfucks and it actually works. The average IQ of this world isn’t even 90.

Did you buy a new copy of microsoft?

ik ook.
Okay bro, please be sober this time.

How much did you make?
Also I'm really glad my dad can't speak English, he might fall for it lol

bait

>a new copy of microsoft?
Yes

ok thanks for doing the needful

Made around ₹25,000 a month. Not a lot lol. But I saved all that for 5 months to buy me a decent gaming laptop. 860MX Intel i7, and 16 gigs of RAM. It’s the best machine I’ve ever bought till date.

In U$ it’s about $340. So $1700 dollars in five months. Besides, I was an engineering student back then two years ago.

Hey. Where do you get the contact details from? Also do you have contact details of Indian citizens?

Dude you literally just request a lot of these private companies and pay them. Stuff like Future Pay from Big Bazaar, we also ourselves ran many of these “horoscope” and news and survey websites and shilled them for people to input their contact details on Facebook. Reality is, these dumbfucks genuinely believe that shit while we just flush out an auto generated email that was done using a markov chain on a bunch of horoscope predictions we put it from other old newspapers and shit.

lmaooooOOOOOOOOOOO

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give us a selling pitch
what would you tell the people?

And of course we not only got their phone numbers but many other details like email, and location. We pretty much had our own mini database of Indian and many foreign citizens. I’d say we had more data than the Indian government because we took our job seriously.

And you guys start threads asking why the world hates you.