I want to join the IDF to defend Israel, would i be accepted in the IDF as an australian jew...

Israelis I know want to gtfo of service and try to settle in europe and dumb diaspora fucks like you want to bother yourselves with middle eastern shit.
you live in glorious anzacistan be grateful for that

how does the whole birthright thing work?

as i understand it i could get citizenship right now if i wanted, but i dont want to join for citizenship, i want to join because its the morally right thing to do

this. Only reason to emigrate to Israel is if you're from a third world shithole like Russia or if you're a relgious/nationalist Jew. Living standards in US, Australia and Western Europe are better than in Israel.

They are usually treated with more respect because they came here to serve, not simply born here and fulfilling thier duty.

This. Get me to spain. Get me to italy. Get me now

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larp as refugee and come to Germany, our retarded politicians and their voters want to take in everybody who comes
once you have EU residency you can go to Italy or Spain

Why do all those soldiers in that pic look so terrible and unfit for war?

Why is it called IDF and not just Israel's Army or Israel's military? Is IDF what you call all the branches put together?

because you're retarded and think one has to look super ebin and pose like a video game character to make a decent soldier

Unironically screenshoting this. Thanksu

>super ebin and pose like a video game character

Yes, it's called propaganda and it's very effective
As a german*id you should know it

Israel Defense Force - entire Israeli military
subgroup of them are army, navy, air force
similar with Germany, the whole armed forces are Bundeswehr, subgroups of them are army, navy, air force
np
a German Nazi who was in the German army managed to convince the authorities he was a Syrian refugee too so should be no problem for you
gg

don't forget they will put you in the place with shitton of muslim immigrants who sometimes stab eachother
enjoy your ride kike :^)

jewish refugees trying to ENTER germany, what a change

But why don't they just call it military then?

>a German Nazi who was in the German army managed to convince the authorities he was a Syrian refugee too so should be no problem for you
based

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You don't have to be in top physical shape to shoot palestinian children from a fortified position

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>would i be accepted in the IDF as an australian jew?
Yes
>are non-israeli troops treated fairly?
Even better than fairly

>muslim migrants
Imagine going for berlin. What's wrong with lower saxony etc?

why don't you just call yourself human instead of whatever your name is?

the sad thing is that you probably don't even realise that you're regurgitating terrorist propaganda

>implying there's any place here that's not full of migrants

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absolute state of you m8

it doesn't matter if you go to berlin or somewhere else. the process is simple: you ask for asylym, authorities put you into some place crorwded with same asylym seekers, and 99 percent of them are muslims. just find a a job in germany and move there like a human being

Geez.

don’t need the body of Thor to fire wildly into crowds for throwing a rock at you